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09/12/13 1:37 pm | #8071
Quote by The Snapple Cap:
Quote by Vermillion Haze:
I'm not sure waxing is the way to go but a good polish is recommended. (Insert joke about how Snapple's mom has a spit shine booth in the mall parking lot)
Insert joke on how you still cant afford it.
im pretty sure youre the only one still doing snapples mom jokes.
Lrn new material pls, u r boring now.
And herp derp will be something something my mom something something
Damn he must be pretty poor seeing as she only charges a penny per session.
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09/12/13 1:40 pm | #8072
Quote by Kimberly cx:
Quote by The Snapple Cap:
Insert joke on how you still cant afford it.
im pretty sure youre the only one still doing snapples mom jokes.
Lrn new material pls, u r boring now.
And herp derp will be something something my mom something something
Damn he must be pretty poor seeing as she only charges a penny per session.
Really? She payed me $20
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09/12/13 1:53 pm | #8073
Quote by Daniel:
Quote by Kimberly cx:
Damn he must be pretty poor seeing as she only charges a penny per session.
Really? She payed me $20
She took the banana I gave her for demonstration purposes as payment.
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09/12/13 1:56 pm | #8074
Quote by Vermillion Haze:
Quote by Daniel:
Really? She payed me $20
She took the banana I gave her for demonstration purposes as payment.
How did you guys deal with not staring directly at the hairy mole(s)?
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09/12/13 2:11 pm | #8075
Quote by Meta:
Quote by Vermillion Haze:
She took the banana I gave her for demonstration purposes as payment.
How did you guys deal with not staring directly at the hairy mole(s)?
Well I just watched Shallow Hal so I went to see Tony Robbins and now every girl I see looks like Kate Beckinsale. Win-Win.
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09/12/13 2:30 pm | #8076
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
Quote by Kat:
Depends on how much manscaping... Too much and it's like a 12 year old boy down there.
What are you doing looking at 12 year old boys junk?
I was 12 once, waxy. I knew boys.
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09/12/13 3:30 pm | #8077
Quote by Kat:
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
What are you doing looking at 12 year old boys junk?
I was 12 once, waxy. I knew boys.
She knew them... in the Biblical sense of the word.
And yes, she was 12 once... which is also Biblical, she was one of King Solomon's concubines and she was already frigid & lazy then so I'm guessing the era when she was 12 was actually a bit further back, probably before the whole Flood/Great Deluge thing.
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09/12/13 4:54 pm | #8078
Quote by Meta:
Quote by Kat:
I was 12 once, waxy. I knew boys.
She knew them... in the
Biblical sense of the word.
And yes, she was 12 once... which is also Biblical, she was one of King Solomon's concubines and she was already frigid & lazy then so I'm guessing the era when she was 12 was actually a bit further back, probably before the whole Flood/Great Deluge thing.
What do you think moses was doing when he parted the red sea?
Spoilers: it was kat.
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09/12/13 5:13 pm | #8079
Quote by The Snapple Cap:
Quote by Meta:
She knew them... in the Biblical sense of the word.
And yes, she was 12 once... which is also Biblical, she was one of King Solomon's concubines and she was already frigid & lazy then so I'm guessing the era when she was 12 was actually a bit further back, probably before the whole Flood/Great Deluge thing.
What do you think moses was doing when he parted the red sea?
Spoilers: it was kat.
I would have went with a burning bush reference.
Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
09/12/13 7:09 pm | #8080
I will get revenge on all of you.
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09/12/13 11:29 pm | #8082
Quote by Kat:
I will get revenge on all of you.
I don't know about the rest of you on this site but I'm looking forward to this revenge Kat speaks of.
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09/13/13 12:16 am | #8083
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
Quote by Kat:
I will get revenge on all of you.
I don't know about the rest of you on this site but I'm looking forward to this revenge Kat speaks of.
period blood
everywhere
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09/13/13 3:47 am | #8084
Quote by The Snapple Cap:
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
I don't know about the rest of you on this site but I'm looking forward to this revenge Kat speaks of.
period blood
everywhere
Ummmmm sure, period blood is one way she could go. I was thinking she might hit us with her lisp or throw soda at us.
Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
09/13/13 6:55 am | #8085
I got removed from the MD Leaderboard with no explanation.
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