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Re: Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
09/10/13 9:54 am | #8056
Quote by Mo the Surfer:
Bing points are grending my gears right now. I just sent my wife 2 $5.00 Amazon codes that I could have used for 800 MSP. This sux.
You can still get $3 Xbox digital gift cards for 375 points or 360 points with gold.
That's what I plan on getting, Bing Rewards doesn't really matter the most work I put into it is signing into my 2 accounts and setting up 30 Bing Hack Bot searches and let the points add up.
Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
09/10/13 1:35 pm | #8058
If I was sick my parents didnt make me go to school, I didnt normally fake it do didnt really have no reason to not trust me lol
Re: Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
09/10/13 1:52 pm | #8059
Quote by The Snapple Cap:
If I was sick my parents didnt make me go to school, I didnt normally fake it do didnt really have no reason to not trust me lol
Yeah I was in the same boat. The punishment for lying to my dad was far greater then any school related peril anyway.
Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
09/12/13 1:06 am | #8061
I hate washing my cars. I just do. So I went out of my way to wash my wife's car and she didn't even say thank you. Not even a mention. Nothing. Yeah, that grinds my gears.
Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
09/12/13 1:19 am | #8062
this is the most serious I've ever been but...
pooping
Re: Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
09/12/13 5:12 am | #8063
Quote by Mo the Surfer:
I hate washing my cars. I just do. So I went out of my way to wash my wife's car and she didn't even say thank you. Not even a mention. Nothing. Yeah, that grinds my gears.
You'd figure in the very least she would give a blow job to show her gratitude. I whole heartily believe that if you wax a woman's car she needs to wax your dick in terms of compensation.
Re: Re: Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
09/12/13 12:32 pm | #8065
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
Quote by Mo the Surfer:
I hate washing my cars. I just do. So I went out of my way to wash my wife's car and she didn't even say thank you. Not even a mention. Nothing. Yeah, that grinds my gears.
You'd figure in the very least she would give a blow job to show her gratitude. I whole heartily believe that if you wax a woman's car she needs to wax your dick in terms of compensation.
You get your dick waxed? Doesn't that hurt? I never figured you were that kind of guy...
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09/12/13 12:45 pm | #8066
Quote by Kat:
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
You'd figure in the very least she would give a blow job to show her gratitude. I whole heartily believe that if you wax a woman's car she needs to wax your dick in terms of compensation.
You get your dick waxed? Doesn't that hurt? I never figured you were that kind of guy...
Manscaping is important--everyone loves a good phallus, but nobody likes a hairy one.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
09/12/13 12:54 pm | #8067
Quote by Meta:
Quote by Kat:
You get your dick waxed? Doesn't that hurt? I never figured you were that kind of guy...
Manscaping is important--everyone loves a good phallus, but nobody likes a hairy one.
Depends on how much manscaping... Too much and it's like a 12 year old boy down there.
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09/12/13 1:24 pm | #8068
Quote by Meta:
Quote by Kat:
You get your dick waxed? Doesn't that hurt? I never figured you were that kind of guy...
Manscaping is important--everyone loves a good phallus, but nobody likes a hairy one.
I'm not sure waxing is the way to go but a good polish is recommended. (Insert joke about how Snapple's mom has a spit shine booth in the mall parking lot)
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09/12/13 1:31 pm | #8069
Quote by Kat:
Quote by Meta:
Manscaping is important--everyone loves a good phallus, but nobody likes a hairy one.
Depends on how much manscaping... Too much and it's like a 12 year old boy down there.
What are you doing looking at 12 year old boys junk?
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09/12/13 1:34 pm | #8070
Quote by Vermillion Haze:
Quote by Meta:
Manscaping is important--everyone loves a good phallus, but nobody likes a hairy one.
I'm not sure waxing is the way to go but a good polish is recommended. (Insert joke about how Snapple's mom has a spit shine booth in the mall parking lot)
Insert joke on how you still cant afford it.
im pretty sure youre the only one still doing snapples mom jokes.
Lrn new material pls, u r boring now.
And herp derp will be something something my mom something something
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