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Quote by Mo the Surfer:
I was talking about class room drama.
You should talk about courtroom drama.
Short people drama!!
Quote by Mo the Surfer:
Quote by Kat:
You should talk about courtroom drama.
Short people drama!!
Short people creep me out. It's their tiny hands!!!!
Quote by Kat:
Quote by Mo the Surfer:
Short people drama!!
Short people creep me out. It's their tiny hands!!!!
My girlfriend is short, so by association you want to kill me
Quote by Daniel:
Quote by Kat:
Short people creep me out. It's their tiny hands!!!!
My girlfriend is short, so by association you want to kill me
No one said anything about disposing of short people. I only made the comment about short people drama in the classroom because one of my classmates has short man's attitude. He's a real shit. He's only 5-4 and has an ego that just barely gets through the door.
For example - I know the assignment was to do this, but I wanted to do that and I think I deserve a good grade.
Like I said, he's isn't very nice.
Quote by Daniel:
Quote by Kat:
Short people creep me out. It's their tiny hands!!!!
My girlfriend is short, so by association you want to kill me
My wife is 6ft and I'm only 5'8
I love big bitches!
Yeah probably shouldn't call your significant other a "big bitch". They don't like that. Especially when they can pick you up over their head.
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Quote by Kat:
Short people creep me out. It's their tiny hands!!!!
My girlfriend is short, so by association you want to kill me
Hahahahahaha, exactly!!!! <3<3<3
@Wrothgar- no, no you shouldn't!!!
Quote by Mo the Surfer:
Quote by Daniel:
My girlfriend is short, so by association you want to kill me
No one said anything about disposing of short people. I only made the comment about short people drama in the classroom because one of my classmates has short man's attitude. He's a real shit. He's only 5-4 and has an ego that just barely gets through the door.
For example - I know the assignment was to do this, but I wanted to do that and I think I deserve a good grade.
Like I said, he's isn't very nice.
Back in my day (insert tumbleweed rolling through the Old West) someone sent me on a blind date with a very, very, tiny and short man. He was a ringer for David Spade. This man had a huge attitude and thought he was the best thing ever. He talked about how expensive and fast his car was, how rich he is, and how I would be so lucky to have his kids. I literally thought it was a joke, but alas, it wasn't.
That was seriously the worst date ever. I don't know if that was short-man syndrome, but it was terrible. Nearly put me off men completely. Everytime someone says, "short man" I think of him.
Quote by Wrothgar2009:
Quote by Daniel:
My girlfriend is short, so by association you want to kill me
My wife is 6ft and I'm only 5'8
I love big bitches!
Yeah probably shouldn't call your significant other a "big bitch". They don't like that. Especially when they can pick you up over their head.
Real men like big bitches.
Quote by Mindy:
Quote by Mo the Surfer:
No one said anything about disposing of short people. I only made the comment about short people drama in the classroom because one of my classmates has short man's attitude. He's a real shit. He's only 5-4 and has an ego that just barely gets through the door.
For example - I know the assignment was to do this, but I wanted to do that and I think I deserve a good grade.
Like I said, he's isn't very nice.
Back in my day (insert tumbleweed rolling through the Old West) someone sent me on a blind date with a very, very, tiny and short man. He was a ringer for David Spade. This man had a huge attitude and thought he was the best thing ever. He talked about how expensive and fast his car was, how rich he is, and how I would be so lucky to have his kids. I literally thought it was a joke, but alas, it wasn't.
That was seriously the worst date ever. I don't know if that was short-man syndrome, but it was terrible. Nearly put me off men completely. Everytime someone says, "short man" I think of him.
Worse than poopin' it up in Wal-Mart?!
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Worse than poopin' it up in Wal-Mart?!
Yes. Far worse. I actually look back on that incident with fond memories and can't think about it without laughing.
Poop>weird guy
Quote by Mindy:
Quote by Mo the Surfer:
No one said anything about disposing of short people. I only made the comment about short people drama in the classroom because one of my classmates has short man's attitude. He's a real shit. He's only 5-4 and has an ego that just barely gets through the door.
For example - I know the assignment was to do this, but I wanted to do that and I think I deserve a good grade.
Like I said, he's isn't very nice.
Back in my day (insert tumbleweed rolling through the Old West) someone sent me on a blind date with a very, very, tiny and short man. He was a ringer for David Spade. This man had a huge attitude and thought he was the best thing ever. He talked about how expensive and fast his car was, how rich he is, and how I would be so lucky to have his kids. I literally thought it was a joke, but alas, it wasn't.
That was seriously the worst date ever. I don't know if that was short-man syndrome, but it was terrible. Nearly put me off men completely. Everytime someone says, "short man" I think of him.
Are you sure it WASN'T David Spade? That sounds exactly like what I would imagine a date with him to be like.
My worst dates ever were also with short guys. :shudder: Men need to have some pride and grow taller. Damn.
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Are you sure it WASN'T David Spade? That sounds exactly like what I would imagine a date with him to be like.
My worst dates ever were also with short guys. :shudder: Men need to have some pride and grow taller. Damn.
I know, right?! Lol
That guy asked me out again and I politely (but in no uncertain terms, declined). He didn't miss a beat and said, "I know why you won't go out with me again. Its because you're a racist!"
Insert cat gasps. I literally didn't get a word in edgewise during the date, so he has zero to base this on.
I said, "Listen David, you are a walking recessive gene and I am the color of chalk. I don't understand the racist accusation, but I don't appreciate it and we're just not compatible."
Turns out he was a member of an African American Baptist Church. I told him I didn't care and it didn't matter.
He then accused me of being a Satan worshiper. Go figure.
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