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Re: Want to hear a Joke?
12/15/09 7:45 pm | #61
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Re: Re: Want to hear a Joke?
12/22/09 3:26 pm | #62
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What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing -- they're both stuck up bitches.
Nothing -- they're both stuck up bitches.
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What did the book say???
Nothing.... Books can't talk
Re: Want to hear a Joke?
12/26/09 5:46 pm | #63
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OK, a man walks into his house with a handful of dog shit in his hand and says to his wife,
"Look! I almost stepped on this!"
"Look! I almost stepped on this!"
Re: Want to hear a Joke?
12/26/09 5:56 pm | #64
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There's this boy riding with a priest going on the road in a wagon. They're traveling on the bumpy road and a wheel pops off.
"Dammit!" says the boy.
The priest hits him in the head and says, "You shouldn't swear! Especially in front of me! Instead, you should ask God to help you."
"Sorry father." said the boy. The boy puts the wheel back on and they keep moving. Then all the wheels fall off and the boy gets angry.
"D...... no wait.... GOD HELP ME!"
And then the wagon floats in the air and the wheels magically pop back on.
Then the priest says, "DA-A-A-A-AMN!"
"Dammit!" says the boy.
The priest hits him in the head and says, "You shouldn't swear! Especially in front of me! Instead, you should ask God to help you."
"Sorry father." said the boy. The boy puts the wheel back on and they keep moving. Then all the wheels fall off and the boy gets angry.
"D...... no wait.... GOD HELP ME!"
And then the wagon floats in the air and the wheels magically pop back on.
Then the priest says, "DA-A-A-A-AMN!"
Re: Want to hear a Joke?
01/11/10 6:15 pm | #65
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Wow, this thread is dying out. Nobody likes jokes anymore I guess. I MUST KEEP IT GOING!
What do you get when you cross a black hole, and two cheek implants?
What do you get when you cross a black hole, and two cheek implants?
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An asshole.
Re: Want to hear a Joke?
01/12/10 10:24 am | #66
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo' Drizzle
What does he put in his laundry?
Blee-Ahtch
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Re: Want to hear a Joke?
01/14/10 9:38 pm | #70
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this is probably inapropiate or something like that but i cant resist xD
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Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what "shit" meant.
Thinking fast she replied "food on the table".
Next day he comes home and asks his mother what does "son of a bitch" mean.
Again, thinking fast again she says "It's a priest".
Next day he comes home a asks what does "fuckin'" mean. She says it means "getting dressed".
That same night a priest was coming over for dinner. Johnny is just finished setting the table when he hears the doorbell ring.
He yells "got it". He opens the door and says "Hey son of a bitch, shits on the table and mom and dad are upstairs fuckin'".
Re: Re: Want to hear a Joke?
01/14/10 9:47 pm | #71
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this is probably inapropiate or something like that but i cant resist xD
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Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what "shit" meant.
Thinking fast she replied "food on the table".
Next day he comes home and asks his mother what does "son of a bitch" mean.
Again, thinking fast again she says "It's a priest".
Next day he comes home a asks what does "fuckin'" mean. She says it means "getting dressed".
That same night a priest was coming over for dinner. Johnny is just finished setting the table when he hears the doorbell ring.
He yells "got it". He opens the door and says "Hey son of a bitch, shits on the table and mom and dad are upstairs fuckin'".
I like this one
Re: Want to hear a Joke?
01/14/10 10:02 pm | #73
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Alright i was told this one a few years back so i thought id share it.
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Three Men are working on a roof together. A Blonde Guy, A Polish Guy, And A Black Guy. They take a Break for lunch, The Blonde guy has a Balogne Sandwich, The Polish guy has Sausage, and The Black guy has the same. They eat there lunch and then go back to work. The Next day at lunch they all have the same things to eat. The blonde says "im sick of Balogne sandwiches, The Polish guy says "im sick of having Sausage", and the Black guy says "im sick of having chicken". The next day comes and they once again has the same meals. They Polish guy says "if my wife makes me the same thing one more time im going to jump off this roof", the blonde guy and black guy agree with that idea. The next day comes and they have the same meals again so they all jump. Later that day while the wives are talking about what happened the polish wife says "I Should have made him something other than sausage", The black wife says " I should have made him something other than chicken", while the Blondes wife doesnt say anything. The polish guy and black guys wife look at her and the blonde guys wife in response says "What are you looking at me for? He made his own lunch"
Re: Want to hear a Joke?
01/14/10 10:09 pm | #74
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I was told this joke back before middleschool so here is what I remember
Once there was a kid named ButtItches, and he went to a new school. Well, the teacher asked him for his name, and he said buttitches, then she asked him again, but threatened to take him to the prinipals office if he said it again. And he said buttitches.
In the prinipals office, he asked the same two questions, but threatened to call the cops, and buttitches said, the same thing, so he called the cops.
When the cops arrived, they asked him for his name, and the kid said buttitches, and they said that if he doesnt tell them, they are gonning to shoot him. He said buttitches. They shot him.
The next day, at his funeral, his mom cried out,
"My poor little buttitches." And when someone overheard her, they replied,
"Then scratch it!"
Once there was a kid named ButtItches, and he went to a new school. Well, the teacher asked him for his name, and he said buttitches, then she asked him again, but threatened to take him to the prinipals office if he said it again. And he said buttitches.
In the prinipals office, he asked the same two questions, but threatened to call the cops, and buttitches said, the same thing, so he called the cops.
When the cops arrived, they asked him for his name, and the kid said buttitches, and they said that if he doesnt tell them, they are gonning to shoot him. He said buttitches. They shot him.
The next day, at his funeral, his mom cried out,
"My poor little buttitches." And when someone overheard her, they replied,
"Then scratch it!"
