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Re: Want to hear a Joke?
12/14/09 6:54 pm | #16
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Re: Want to hear a Joke?
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That's a good one Evil.
Re: Want to hear a Joke?
12/14/09 9:30 pm | #18
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The irony in this thread is way funnier than any joke that's been posted
Re: Re: Want to hear a Joke?
12/14/09 9:34 pm | #19
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Re: Re: Want to hear a Joke?
12/14/09 9:35 pm | #20
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The irony in this thread is way funnier than any joke that's been posted
Agreed.
Re: Want to hear a Joke?
12/14/09 9:40 pm | #21
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A joke? Like Rock Band: Green Day? 
Re: Re: Want to hear a Joke?
12/14/09 9:43 pm | #22
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A joke? Like Rock Band: Green Day?
Re: Want to hear a Joke?
12/14/09 9:52 pm | #23
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thought this was bout the french army
Re: Want to hear a Joke?
12/14/09 9:52 pm | #24
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So, a blonde woman, tired of all the jokes about her stupidity, decides to dye her hair brown. To celebrate her new freedom from the jokes she always endures, she desides to go for a drive through the countryside.
As she is cruising with her top down, hair flying in the wind, she spots a farmer sitting on his fence. As she pulls up she asks, "Sir, if I can guess the exact number of sheep on your farm would you let me have one?"
To which the farmer replies, "Well, ma'am, I doubt you will get it right, so yes, I will agree to that."
The brunette/blonde, without hesitation, says, "5,164"
With a look of shock and disbelief on his face, the farmer tells the girl, "well, I'll be damned, you are correct. As agreed, you may choose any sheep you want off my land."
The girl heads into the field, and hours later returns, with her new prize.
As she gets into her car to leave, the farmer clears his throat and asks, "Now ma'am, to be fair, I should have a chance to win my animal back. So if I can guess your true hair color, would you be willing to give me back my dog?"
As she is cruising with her top down, hair flying in the wind, she spots a farmer sitting on his fence. As she pulls up she asks, "Sir, if I can guess the exact number of sheep on your farm would you let me have one?"
To which the farmer replies, "Well, ma'am, I doubt you will get it right, so yes, I will agree to that."
The brunette/blonde, without hesitation, says, "5,164"
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The girl heads into the field, and hours later returns, with her new prize.
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Re: Want to hear a Joke?
12/14/09 10:31 pm | #25
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Re: Re: Want to hear a Joke?
12/14/09 10:34 pm | #26
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Re: Want to hear a Joke?
12/14/09 10:56 pm | #27
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I actually don't know a lot of jokes. Keep this thread up though, it will serve great for a few laughs every now and then.
Re: Re: Want to hear a Joke?
12/14/09 11:03 pm | #28
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Women's Rights
Haha Just kidding, had to post that though
I actually don't know a lot of jokes. Keep this thread up though, it will serve great for a few laughs every now and then.
Haha Just kidding, had to post that though
I actually don't know a lot of jokes. Keep this thread up though, it will serve great for a few laughs every now and then.
womens rights? try democracy! lmao
Re: Re: Want to hear a Joke?
12/14/09 11:15 pm | #29
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Re: Want to hear a Joke?
12/15/09 12:01 am | #30
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