Random Thoughts
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Quote by DeWayne:
no clue i kind want to no this too but sadly i cant stand to eat food form there lol i goin to try to get some french fries
Quote by Kat:
Quote by The Snapple Cap:
Me and Krob are going to be Canadian lesbians together.
Just throwing this out there, but in the off chance that you need someone to record your hardcore lesbian adventures, I would be willing and able to lend you my talents.
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
Quote by Kat:
Me and Krob are going to be Canadian lesbians together.
Just throwing this out there, but in the off chance that you need someone to record your hardcore lesbian adventures, I would be willing and able to lend you my talents.
Jerking off in the corner of a room is a talent now?
Better add that to my resumé.
Quote by AJ:
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
Just throwing this out there, but in the off chance that you need someone to record your hardcore lesbian adventures, I would be willing and able to lend you my talents.
Jerking off in the corner of a room is a talent now?
Better add that to my resumé.
Like 95% of dudes share that talent and 25% of women.
Quote by AJ:
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
Just throwing this out there, but in the off chance that you need someone to record your hardcore lesbian adventures, I would be willing and able to lend you my talents.
Jerking off in the corner of a room is a talent now?
Better add that to my resumé.
at least you have something on your resume now...besides bodily fluids.
Quote by AJ:
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
Just throwing this out there, but in the off chance that you need someone to record your hardcore lesbian adventures, I would be willing and able to lend you my talents.
Jerking off in the corner of a room is a talent now?
Better add that to my resumé.
As long as you add some finesse to it, then yes it is a talent.
Add some finesse....
Got it.
Quote by AJ:
Whoa, whoa, whoa... I thought all resumes were supposed to be covered in tears with a minimal amount of hangover vomit allowed as long as it didn't require a second page.
edit: maybe that's why no one ever hires me...
Quote by Mindy:
Quote by AJ:
Whoa, whoa, whoa... I thought all resumes were supposed to be covered in tears with a minimal amount of hangover vomit allowed as long as it didn't require a second page.
With the suggested format for them, I'm only able to fit one prior job and duties.. Mine is front and back of a page. Haven't had any problems yet.
Edit: You're exactly right.
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
Quote by AJ:
Jerking off in the corner of a room is a talent now?
Better add that to my resumé.
As long as you add some finesse to it, then yes it is a talent.
Ummm. I'm afraid to ask but, what would constitute finesse?
Quote by AJ:
I'll go back to work on my jacking off skills.
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