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06/01/14 11:37 am | #9511
Quote by ComMandeR SouR:
Quote by Kat:
Oh yeah?
Yuck. My mom was right- it's all about a slick coat of paint for men.
I think her forehead and upper gum line are mountainous, tits cannot heal all ills. The shear facing would give the most seasoned mountain climbers second thoughts.
That's why man invented paper bags and the light switch so that in an event like that you're covered.
Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
06/01/14 11:42 am | #9512
Instead of using paper bags, I tend to enjoy the wonders of meaningful relationships .
Re: Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
06/01/14 2:21 pm | #9513
Quote by ComMandeR SouR:
Instead of using paper bags, I tend to enjoy the wonders of meaningful relationships
.
Meaningful relationships are great but in an event of a drought, paper bags are a useful tool to help seal the deal.
Re: Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
06/01/14 2:24 pm | #9514
Quote by ComMandeR SouR:
Instead of using paper bags, I tend to enjoy the wonders of meaningful relationships
.
That's where we can agree to disagree then
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06/01/14 3:01 pm | #9515
Quote by Senthura:
Quote by The Snapple Cap:
+1
This is why I can't get a date.
If you're looking for a guy like Shadow or Snapple, that's your first mistake.
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06/01/14 4:04 pm | #9516
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
Quote by Senthura:
This is why I can't get a date.
Me and Snapple will be the judge of that. Go ahead and post some topless pics to this thread. Cool points will be added if you have your nipples pierced or if you have Xbox tattooed on one boob and America tattooed on the other. ( . )( . )
Reading this made me snort tea out my nose. I swear I need to stop drinking tea because half of it ends up outside of my mouth.
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06/01/14 6:13 pm | #9517
Quote by Kat:
Quote by Senthura:
This is why I can't get a date.
If you're looking for a guy like Shadow or Snapple, that's your first mistake.
Bingo
Re: Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
06/01/14 6:16 pm | #9518
Quote by ComMandeR SouR:
Instead of using paper bags, I tend to enjoy the wonders of meaningful relationships
.
Meaningful relationships..? With... other people??
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06/01/14 6:20 pm | #9519
Quote by Meta:
Quote by ComMandeR SouR:
Instead of using paper bags, I tend to enjoy the wonders of meaningful relationships
.
Meaningful relationships..? With... other people??
He means with HEATH
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06/01/14 8:14 pm | #9520
Quote by Irish patriot x:
Quote by Meta:
Meaningful relationships..? With... other people??
He means with weed
Bingo
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06/01/14 9:10 pm | #9521
Quote by Senthura:
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
Me and Snapple will be the judge of that. Go ahead and post some topless pics to this thread. Cool points will be added if you have your nipples pierced or if you have Xbox tattooed on one boob and America tattooed on the other. ( . )( . )
Reading this made me snort tea out my nose. I swear I need to stop drinking tea because half of it ends up outside of my mouth.
Well if you can't keep liquids in your mouth long enough to swallow them, you're definitely better off not dating Shadow.
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06/01/14 9:42 pm | #9522
Quote by Kat:
Quote by Senthura:
Reading this made me snort tea out my nose. I swear I need to stop drinking tea because half of it ends up outside of my mouth.
Well if you can't keep liquids in your mouth long enough to swallow them, you're definitely better off not dating Shadow.
lololololol
+1
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06/01/14 10:38 pm | #9523
Quote by Kat:
Quote by Senthura:
Reading this made me snort tea out my nose. I swear I need to stop drinking tea because half of it ends up outside of my mouth.
Well if you can't keep liquids in your mouth long enough to swallow them, you're definitely better off not dating Shadow.
Oh my. This has gotten out of hand.
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06/01/14 11:12 pm | #9524
Quote by Senthura:
Quote by Kat:
Well if you can't keep liquids in your mouth long enough to swallow them, you're definitely better off not dating Shadow.
Oh my. This has gotten out of hand.
Just the way we like it!!!
Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
06/02/14 12:16 am | #9525
When your DVR records a whole 13 mins of a show. Fucking Time Warner. It just had to shut off when Game of Thrones was recording. Now I'm stuck downloading it.
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