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Re: Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
05/31/12 12:15 am | #5776
Quote by Kat:
OKAY... this is what grinds my gears...
I was out all day, shopping and running errands. I got home, and felt shitty so rather than cooking dinner, I decided to go out and pick something up. I was sitting on the couch, palavering with my mother for a few hours, then I got up to go to the car, get as far as the kitchen, and hear my mom say "You have a rip in your jeans!"
I reached behind me, to check, because it was a pair that I had fixed before, when one of the pockets ripped out. What I touched was my own bare ass cheek. THE ENTIRE LEFT SIDE WAS RIPPED DOWN THE MIDDLE. I had no idea. My sewing held on the other side, but somehow, at some point the other side ripped. This is what I get for buying pants at Walmart, I guess, but they were on sale... ANYWAY, for the life of me I can't remember any point today that I would have checked to make sure my pants covered my ass, so there's a possibility that I actually went through my entire day walking around with my ass out.
I have no way of knowing when it happened, except trying to figure out if someone was acting weird around me... did the guy at GameStop have some kind of inflection to his voice when he said to make sure I come back soon? Was the chick at Target winking at me when she handed me my bags??? Is that why the mega dyke named Lizvette at Best Buy wrote her phone number on my receipt? OMG, I can't describe the humiliation I feel thinking about it... but there's an entire town I will no longer be shopping in, just in case. Beyond that, now I get to look forward to a lecture from my mom about how trashy it is to go around without underwear on... we had the same lecture the first time I bought a thong. Actually, my family is too involved in my underwear life...
So yes, THAT grinds my gears.
Probably one of the most hilarious things I've read in a while. Put some shorts on and put the pants on over so we know what you looked like, hahaha.
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05/31/12 12:36 am | #5777
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
Quote by CRAWFORD:
You were thinking it too.
How do you know that Kat isn't a
400lb behemoth of a woman? On the flipside of the coin she could be amazingly stunning. The morale of the story, gentlemen, is be careful what you ask for.
Maybe that's what I go for
Re: Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
05/31/12 12:39 am | #5778
Quote by Kat:
OKAY... this is what grinds my gears...
I was out all day, shopping and running errands. I got home, and felt shitty so rather than cooking dinner, I decided to go out and pick something up. I was sitting on the couch, palavering with my mother for a few hours, then I got up to go to the car, get as far as the kitchen, and hear my mom say "You have a rip in your jeans!"
I reached behind me, to check, because it was a pair that I had fixed before, when one of the pockets ripped out. What I touched was my own bare ass cheek. THE ENTIRE LEFT SIDE WAS RIPPED DOWN THE MIDDLE. I had no idea. My sewing held on the other side, but somehow, at some point the other side ripped. This is what I get for buying pants at Walmart, I guess, but they were on sale... ANYWAY, for the life of me I can't remember any point today that I would have checked to make sure my pants covered my ass, so there's a possibility that I actually went through my entire day walking around with my ass out.
I have no way of knowing when it happened, except trying to figure out if someone was acting weird around me... did the guy at GameStop have some kind of inflection to his voice when he said to make sure I come back soon? Was the chick at Target winking at me when she handed me my bags??? Is that why the mega dyke named Lizvette at Best Buy wrote her phone number on my receipt? OMG, I can't describe the humiliation I feel thinking about it... but there's an entire town I will no longer be shopping in, just in case. Beyond that, now I get to look forward to a lecture from my mom about how trashy it is to go around without underwear on... we had the same lecture the first time I bought a thong. Actually, my family is too involved in my underwear life...
So yes, THAT grinds my gears.
Bravo
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05/31/12 12:54 am | #5779
Quote by Trixie Koontz:
Im sorry that happened to you, that sucks. Sucks that they didnt give you your food for free. Was it just your cheek or was your crack showing too? This is what I tell my mom about going comando, "If I ever get hit by a car I don't have to worry about having on clean undrware."
Oh Kat, how I love your stories. Its like Kats Korner after dark, lol.
Crack and all... I just can't believe that no one would say anything! To make matters worse, I have to go back out there to return something. I paid $30 for a machine that supposedly makes Popsicles in 10 minutes only to find out that it's basically a giant ice pack. Looks like I'll be keeping that sucker.
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
Quote by CRAWFORD:
You were thinking it too.
How do you know that Kat isn't a 400lb behemoth of a woman? On the flipside of the coin she could be amazingly stunning. The morale of the story, gentlemen, is be careful what you ask for.
Can't I be an amazingly stunning 400 lb behemoth of a woman?
I'm not sure I like your tone, sir... I'll kill you later.
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05/31/12 12:58 am | #5780
Quote by Kat:
Can't I be an amazingly stunning 400 lb behemoth of a woman
More importantly, was Lesvette equally as stunning?
I mean... you do have her number, Kat
Re: Re: Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
05/31/12 1:08 am | #5781
Quote by Trixie Koontz:
Quote by Kat:
OKAY... this is what grinds my gears...
I was out all day, shopping and running errands. I got home, and felt shitty so rather than cooking dinner, I decided to go out and pick something up. I was sitting on the couch, palavering with my mother for a few hours, then I got up to go to the car, get as far as the kitchen, and hear my mom say "You have a rip in your jeans!"
I reached behind me, to check, because it was a pair that I had fixed before, when one of the pockets ripped out. What I touched was my own bare ass cheek. THE ENTIRE LEFT SIDE WAS RIPPED DOWN THE MIDDLE. I had no idea. My sewing held on the other side, but somehow, at some point the other side ripped. This is what I get for buying pants at Walmart, I guess, but they were on sale... ANYWAY, for the life of me I can't remember any point today that I would have checked to make sure my pants covered my ass, so there's a possibility that I actually went through my entire day walking around with my ass out.
I have no way of knowing when it happened, except trying to figure out if someone was acting weird around me... did the guy at GameStop have some kind of inflection to his voice when he said to make sure I come back soon? Was the chick at Target winking at me when she handed me my bags??? Is that why the mega dyke named Lizvette at Best Buy wrote her phone number on my receipt? OMG, I can't describe the humiliation I feel thinking about it... but there's an entire town I will no longer be shopping in, just in case. Beyond that, now I get to look forward to a lecture from my mom about how trashy it is to go around without underwear on... we had the same lecture the first time I bought a thong. Actually, my family is too involved in my underwear life...
So yes, THAT grinds my gears.
Im sorry that happened to you, that sucks. Sucks that they didnt give you your food for free. Was it just your cheek or was your crack showing too? This is what I tell my mom about going comando, "If I ever get hit by a car I don't have to worry about having on clean undrware."
Oh Kat, how I love your stories. Its like Kats Korner after dark, lol.
I love after-dark stories. This is quite an epic story! I guess it could have been worse... What if you had went around with your dress tucked into the back of your pantyhose? That would be beyond terrible.
I remember seeing someone sagging their pants super extra low, exposing their underwear intentionally. Too bad they had an unfortunate staining and sweat down their crack.
I saw that in person, but I've also seen one on epic fail.
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05/31/12 1:13 am | #5782
Quote by Meta:
Quote by Kat:
Can't I be an amazingly stunning 400 lb behemoth of a woman
More importantly, was
Lesvette equally as stunning?
I mean... you
do have her number, Kat
HAHAHAHAAA!!! She was not! In fact, the guy at the service desk referred to her as "the dude at the door."
Re: Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
05/31/12 5:19 am | #5783
Quote by Kat:
OKAY... this is what grinds my gears...
I was out all day, shopping and running errands. I got home, and felt shitty so rather than cooking dinner, I decided to go out and pick something up. I was sitting on the couch, palavering with my mother for a few hours, then I got up to go to the car, get as far as the kitchen, and hear my mom say "You have a rip!"
I reached behind me, to check, because it was a pair that I had fixed before, when one of the pockets ripped out. What I touched was my own bare ass cheek. THE ENTIRE LEFT SIDE WAS RIPPED DOWN THE MIDDLE. I had no idea. My sewing held on the other side, but somehow, at some point the other side ripped.
I couldn't even finish reading your post because I was so overwhelmed with sympathy.....I mean no one should have to sew up their own cheeks. However I did want to inform you that the so called "rip down the middle" you discovered is by no means abnormal, and is commonly referred to as a "crack". Furthermore it does not need to be patched up.
I have an odd feeling that if I had read your entire post my reply could have been more informed, and more beneficial. However immediacy rules the day.
Finally this inspires me to quote a line from the movie Jerry Maguire. " You had me at, I am not wearing any underwear".
Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
05/31/12 7:29 am | #5784
People in GTA IV free mode that feel it's necessary to constantly shoot or blow up everyone else. :|
Re: Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
05/31/12 1:00 pm | #5785
Quote by Cyclone:
People in GTA IV free mode that feel it's necessary to constantly shoot or blow up everyone else. :|
totally the same here but for red dead redemption "WTF douche im trying to wipe out a damn gang hideout!"
@kat- totally feel your pain i had that happen at work once and i had to let my ass hang in the breeze for another 4 hours,reaching down to grab some food out of a cooler and RIP , the right pocket was like a flag in the wind.
Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
05/31/12 1:02 pm | #5786
Studying my ass off for a test over the past week only to bomb on it. At least I passed the class
Re: Re: Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
05/31/12 4:29 pm | #5787
Quote by mcdevlin182:
However I did want to inform you that the so called "rip down the middle" you discovered is by no means abnormal, and is commonly referred to as a "crack". Furthermore it does not need to be patched up.
I have an odd feeling that if I had read your entire post my reply could have been more informed, and more beneficial. However immediacy rules the day.
Finally this inspires me to quote a line from the movie Jerry Maguire. " You had me at, I am not wearing any underwear".
Give this man a medal!
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05/31/12 7:30 pm | #5788
Quote by CRAWFORD:
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
How do you know that Kat isn't a 400lb behemoth of a woman? On the flipside of the coin she could be amazingly stunning. The morale of the story, gentlemen, is be careful what you ask for.
Maybe that's what I go for
That's exactly why I like you Crawford. You're always thinking. Keeping the thick ones around for heat during the winter.
But you do know what they say about fat chicks.....
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05/31/12 10:36 pm | #5789
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
Quote by CRAWFORD:
Maybe that's what I go for
That's exactly why I like you Crawford. You're always thinking. Keeping the thick ones around for heat during the winter.
But you do know what they say about fat chicks.....
No, what?
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05/31/12 11:08 pm | #5790
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
Quote by CRAWFORD:
Maybe that's what I go for
That's exactly why I like you Crawford. You're always thinking. Keeping the thick ones around for heat during the winter.
But you do know what they say about fat chicks.....
They try way more stuff?
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