Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
05/30/12 11:24 pm | #5766
OKAY... this is what grinds my gears...
I was out all day, shopping and running errands. I got home, and felt shitty so rather than cooking dinner, I decided to go out and pick something up. I was sitting on the couch, palavering with my mother for a few hours, then I got up to go to the car, get as far as the kitchen, and hear my mom say "You have a rip in your jeans!"
I reached behind me, to check, because it was a pair that I had fixed before, when one of the pockets ripped out. What I touched was my own bare ass cheek. THE ENTIRE LEFT SIDE WAS RIPPED DOWN THE MIDDLE. I had no idea. My sewing held on the other side, but somehow, at some point the other side ripped. This is what I get for buying pants at Walmart, I guess, but they were on sale... ANYWAY, for the life of me I can't remember any point today that I would have checked to make sure my pants covered my ass, so there's a possibility that I actually went through my entire day walking around with my ass out.
I have no way of knowing when it happened, except trying to figure out if someone was acting weird around me... did the guy at GameStop have some kind of inflection to his voice when he said to make sure I come back soon? Was the chick at Target winking at me when she handed me my bags??? Is that why the mega dyke named Lizvette at Best Buy wrote her phone number on my receipt? OMG, I can't describe the humiliation I feel thinking about it... but there's an entire town I will no longer be shopping in, just in case. Beyond that, now I get to look forward to a lecture from my mom about how trashy it is to go around without underwear on... we had the same lecture the first time I bought a thong. Actually, my family is too involved in my underwear life...
So yes, THAT grinds my gears.