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Want to hear a Joke?
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OK, so, there are two muffins put into a microwave on high for 2 minutes. Then one muffin says:

"Boy, is it getting hot in hear or what?"

And then the other muffin says:

"OH MY GOD IT'S A TALKING MUFFIN!"



So what's your response?

A. Hilarious dude
B. Fail

OK listen up, I've changed my mind about the racist and blonde jokes, so put them up as spoilers. Got it? Get it? Good.

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Im guessing you made that up about 2 minutes ago?
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It wasn't THAT bad.


How do you kill a blon...... Oh wait, can't tell that one.

Why did the blond, er not that one either, I guess.

If a blonde, DAMN, I don't know any other jokes.

SHIT!

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A man gets pulled over by a police officer. The man slows down and proceeds to come to a complete stop at the nearest parking lot. Taking the keys out of the ignition he looks in the rear veiw mirror and sees a beautiful police woman walking to his vehicle.

After a few minutes of speaking to the gentleman the officer has concluded that the man his under the influence of alcohol and asks the man to step out of the car.

she says: "sir your are under arrest, anything you say will be held against you"
he says: "TITTIES!"
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Quote by iKidd:


A man gets pulled over by a police officer. The man slows down and proceeds to come to a complete stop at the nearest parking lot. Taking the keys out of the ignition he looks in the rear veiw mirror and sees a beautiful police woman walking to his vehicle.

After a few minutes of speaking to the gentleman the officer has concluded that the man his under the influence of alcohol and asks the man to step out of the car.

she says: "sir your are under arrest, anything you say will be held against you"
he says: "TITTIES!"



I lol'd
Be repeating that one for a while
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What did one tampon say to the other tampon?

Nothing -- they're both stuck up bitches.
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Are gay jokes allowed? It's not a bad one. Oh well here it is, don't read it if you may get offended:

Spoiler: Click here to toggle spoiler

What did one condom say to the other condom as they passed a gay bar?


"Hey man, you want to go in and get shit faced?"

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Quote by Shock:



Quote by PureEvil x21:


Are gay jokes allowed? It's not a bad one. Oh well here it is, don't read it if you may get offended:

Spoiler: Click here to toggle spoiler

What did one condom say to the other condom as they passed a gay bar?


"Hey man, you want to go in and get shit faced?"




LMAO



LOL nasty shit
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