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Re: Re: Re: Re: Titanfall
04/06/14 2:40 am | #241
Quote by BeaverHunter:
Quote by Meta:
I haven't bought the chat puck adapter thing yet.
I thought you bronies would figure out I didn't have a working mic after 2 hours of not saying shit, but people were still all "derp he's quiet" "herp derp he's metatating"
which btw whoever said that one is banned fyi
Dude, I was in no condition to do the math on why you weren't talking...hashtag cookies. Did you hear the loud fucker talkin about Gerard's stupid name?
I hate you.
Re: Re: Re: Titanfall
04/06/14 2:59 am | #242
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
Quote by Kat:
I hear Shadowmachine sucks like a cheerleader on prom night.
True?
I sucked so hard, I could have sucked a golf ball through a 50 foot hose. At least that's an upgrade from where I was in life, in regards to FPS I was sucking the chrome off of trailer hitches. My aim is shit and you'd think that I would have figured that out long before now by looking at my toilet and noticing all the piss stains all over the rim.
Hmmm. So my 4 year old wouldn't be good at it either.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Titanfall
04/06/14 3:02 am | #243
Quote by Kat:
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
I sucked so hard, I could have sucked a golf ball through a 50 foot hose. At least that's an upgrade from where I was in life, in regards to FPS I was sucking the chrome off of trailer hitches. My aim is shit and you'd think that I would have figured that out long before now by looking at my toilet and noticing all the piss stains all over the rim.
Hmmm. So my 4 year old wouldn't be good at it either.
Yeah, do him a favor and save him from all the embarrassment and ridicule that he might receive from a gaming forum and keep him away from FPS. Perhaps Lego games would be the way to go with him.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Titanfall
04/06/14 3:03 am | #244
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
Quote by Kat:
Hmmm. So my 4 year old wouldn't be good at it either.
Yeah, do him a favor and save him from all the embarrassment and ridicule that he might receive from a gaming forum and keep him away from FPS. Perhaps Lego games would be the way to go with him.
I'll gauge if he's ready for titanfall by how many times a week I have to wipe the seat off before I use the bathroom.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Titanfall
04/06/14 3:09 am | #245
Quote by Kat:
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
Yeah, do him a favor and save him from all the embarrassment and ridicule that he might receive from a gaming forum and keep him away from FPS. Perhaps Lego games would be the way to go with him.
I'll gauge if he's ready for titanfall by how many times a week I have to wipe the seat off before I use the bathroom.
Usually you have about 20 rounds in a clip. If there are more than 20 drops on that rim, you'll know he ain't ready. If by some chance you find pee stains all over the shower curtain, walls, vanity, etc. Then he will turn out to be one of those who get all excited at the sound of gun fire and start spinning in circles shooting/spraying hitting everything but the target.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Titanfall
04/06/14 3:17 am | #246
Quote by BeaverHunter:
Quote by Meta:
I haven't bought the chat puck adapter thing yet.
I thought you bronies would figure out I didn't have a working mic after 2 hours of not saying shit, but people were still all "derp he's quiet" "herp derp he's metatating"
which btw whoever said that one is banned fyi
Dude, I was in no condition to do the math on why you weren't talking...hashtag cookies. Did you hear the loud fucker talkin about Gerard's stupid name?
#hashtag
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Titanfall
04/06/14 10:38 pm | #247
Quote by Daniel:
Quote by BeaverHunter:
Dude, I was in no condition to do the math on why you weren't talking...hashtag cookies. Did you hear the loud fucker talkin about Gerard's stupid name?
#hashtag
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Titanfall
04/07/14 1:40 am | #248
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
Usually you have about 20 rounds in a clip. If there are more than 20 drops on that rim, you'll know he ain't ready. If by some chance you find pee stains all over the shower curtain, walls, vanity, etc. Then he will turn out to be one of those who get all excited at the sound of gun fire and start spinning in circles shooting/spraying hitting everything but the target.
This is exactly what I do in every situation, from defending hardpoints to hunting pilots. It is a pro MLG tactic.
BTW guys, a dirty and useful trick I've learned is when you see an enemy titanfall, go over and wait a few seconds--whenever the pilot comes jumping along and gets in, or the titan stands up and goes auto, immediately pop smoke, hit it with a cluster missle and dash backwards. When he comes after you, Big Punch him back in to the smoke.
You can doom everything but an Ogre in just a few seconds, and even an ogre will have lost shields and taken some armor damage. Follow up with quad rockets or triple threat = profit.
Re: Titanfall
04/07/14 12:32 pm | #249
So who else is going to be classy and redbox the 360 version of Titanfall tomorrow to double dip the achievements?
Re: Re: Titanfall
04/07/14 2:10 pm | #250
Quote by Meta:
So who else is going to be classy and redbox the 360 version of Titanfall tomorrow to double dip the achievements?
I probably will lol
Re: Titanfall
04/07/14 4:58 pm | #251
Snapple Fucking sucks at Titanfall.
Re: Re: Titanfall
04/07/14 5:46 pm | #252
Quote by Daniel:
Snapple Fucking sucks at Titanfall.
you have never finished higher then me on the leaderboards so what does that say about you?
Re: Re: Re: Titanfall
04/07/14 5:49 pm | #253
Quote by The Snapple Cap:
Quote by Daniel:
Snapple Fucking sucks at Titanfall.
you have never finished higher then me on the leaderboards so what does that say about you?
That I have a life outside of Titanfall.
Re: Titanfall
04/07/14 6:03 pm | #254
Indeed instead of solely being titanfall beaver and I came to the conclusion your whole life revolves around madden.
It's a fact it's all you play.
Re: Re: Titanfall
04/07/14 6:07 pm | #255
Quote by Daniel:
Snapple Fucking sucks at Titanfall.
You spelled Kat wrong...
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