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Re: Re: Random Thoughts
04/02/12 9:59 am | #8746
Quote by LilCuyler:
A kid asked me, "What would happen if you ate a Lego?" I said it might pass, depending on the size and shape, but it might hurt and we should avoid eating Legos because they don't taste good anyway.
Kid says, "So, what would happen if you flush a Lego down the toilet?"
Oh. My. God. What have you been doing?
Sounds like you have been talking to my kids.....
Re: Random Thoughts
04/02/12 11:08 am | #8747
Re: Re: Re: Re: Random Thoughts
04/02/12 12:24 pm | #8748
Quote by CannibalX88:
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
Pics or it didn't happen.
Motion seconded

I wish, but they have scary dudes there that don't allow pics, although my stripper probably would have let me take pics. She was... CRAZY.
Edit --> that's the one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keWTKq9glUw (pole dancing, no nudiness, but still borderline NSFW)
Re: Random Thoughts
04/03/12 12:39 am | #8749
Wtf am I supposed to do with 30 live tadpoles? That's a lot of responsibility. I have difficulty keeping a tamagotchi alive!
Re: Re: Random Thoughts
04/03/12 12:45 am | #8750
Quote by LilCuyler:
Wtf am I supposed to do with 30 live tadpoles? That's a lot of responsibility. I have difficulty keeping a tamagotchi alive!
Is there a backstory as to why the hell you have 30 live tadpoles???
Re: Random Thoughts
04/03/12 12:52 am | #8751
Haven't you ever seen that crazy Japanese porn thing... Use your head man...
:idontknowwhatsmileytousehere:
Re: Re: Re: Random Thoughts
04/03/12 12:56 am | #8752
Quote by BeaverHunter:
Quote by LilCuyler:
Wtf am I supposed to do with 30 live tadpoles? That's a lot of responsibility. I have difficulty keeping a tamagotchi alive!
Is there a backstory as to why the hell you have 30 live tadpoles???
Well, 30 dead tadpoles would be disgusting...
Re: Random Thoughts
04/03/12 1:03 am | #8753
The ole' man came home with a huge bottle of tadpoles that he found by the railroad tracks. I think he thought it would be cool. He gave them to me for fun I guess.
This isn't the first time he found something cool on the tracks. A mother deer got hit by a train and had a newborn deer laying beside it (birthing evidence still attached). Baby deer saved and sent to wherever deer go.
Then there was hobo newborn kitten, which he found on the tracks being eaten by ants and barely alive. Hobo kitty rescued, spayed, vaccinated, and given to friend.
And he found a load of mystery eggs once, but they didn't hatch thankfully.
ETA: Railroad Deer
Re: Random Thoughts
04/03/12 1:17 am | #8754
^^^ Awwwww.... that's better than a jug of tadpoles!
Re: Random Thoughts
04/03/12 2:31 am | #8755
Re: Random Thoughts
04/03/12 7:04 am | #8756
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but Fat cells live forever
Re: Random Thoughts
04/03/12 10:57 am | #8757
Save the Earth...It's the only planet with gummy bears
Re: Random Thoughts
04/03/12 11:16 am | #8758
DOUBLE POST!!! Are you drunk typing????
Re: Re: Random Thoughts
04/03/12 11:29 am | #8759
Quote by Mo the Surfer:
DOUBLE POST!!! Are you drunk typing????
lmao they are almost 4 hours apart tho MO
Re: Re: Re: Random Thoughts
04/03/12 11:40 am | #8760
Quote by Detroit:
Quote by Mo the Surfer:
DOUBLE POST!!! Are you drunk typing????
lmao they are almost 4 hours apart tho MO
Maybe he was getting started for the first post "Brain cells come and brain cells go"
- drank slowly -
and had the munchies "gummy bears" for the second post.....? 
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