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Re: Re: Random Thoughts
06/28/11 1:31 pm | #5221
Quote by kroberts11:
My life has absolutely went to shits :\
That should fix your problem.
Re: Random Thoughts
06/28/11 1:55 pm | #5222
Please! Pepto Bismol is just a waste of money! That shit does nothing.
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06/28/11 2:22 pm | #5223
Quote by Mo the Surfer:
Quote by Adrian:
Well yea it was like mid 80's I'm 20 so I try to make myself sound young every once in a while lol
You next 20 years will go by in the blink of an eye....
Don't remind me lol
Re: Random Thoughts
06/28/11 3:41 pm | #5224
blah i just want to leave my house
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06/28/11 3:43 pm | #5225
Quote by Mo the Surfer:
Quote by Melissa Evol:
Awwww. Bad Shadow!
Shadow's a smart dude, RUN AWAY!!!!!
Do you know the single most food that kills a woman's sex drive?
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06/28/11 5:48 pm | #5226
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
Quote by Mo the Surfer:
Shadow's a smart dude, RUN AWAY!!!!!
Do you the single most food that kills a woman's sex drive?
Spoiler: Click here to toggle spoiler
I told you he was brilliant!!!
Re: Random Thoughts
06/28/11 6:51 pm | #5227
I'm listening to remixes of songs that have Nigel Thronberry in them, they are pretty hilarious but not for everyone.
a link to the lady gaga one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SQJKwgTi0Y
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06/28/11 7:15 pm | #5229
Quote by Melissa Evol:
Quote by Mo the Surfer:
I told you he was brilliant!!!
You guys are terrible. Don't scare the poor guy- especially with things that aren't true!
Everyone knows that babies kill a woman's sex drive FARRRR more than anything else!
We've been together for 10 years, there isn't anything that would scare me away
I laughed my ass off to that joke Shadow
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06/28/11 7:46 pm | #5230
Quote by Wrothgar2009:
Quote by Melissa Evol:
You guys are terrible. Don't scare the poor guy- especially with things that aren't true!
Everyone knows that babies kill a woman's sex drive FARRRR more than anything else!
We've been together for 10 years, there isn't anything that would scare me away
I laughed my ass off to that joke Shadow
Marriage is something totally different than being together. All she is doing is biding her time till she gets you down the aisle. Then all the excuses come in as to why she can't do the horizontal dance. Or the reasons why you can't go out drinking with your friends and need to stay home with her.
I'll give you a couple pointers that will help you out during your marriage:
If she tells you that she can't have sex due to a headache, you tell her that you can sprinkle some aspirin on your dick and then ask her if she would like to take it orally or supository.
The question that will most rapidly drive fear into the heart of any many is, “Honey, do I look fat in this?” If you are approached with this question, falling to the floor in a mock coma is recommended.
And last, just a couple jokes I remembered:
Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).
Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
Re: Random Thoughts
06/28/11 8:51 pm | #5231
Random question - I have a copy of Fallout 3 for my Xbox 360. It's cracked and unreadable. So, there's a guy on Craigslist advertising 'back-up' copies of any 360 game. Dirt cheap - $5.00. Is this going to be on the level - or is this going to get me banned?
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06/28/11 8:54 pm | #5232
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
Quote by Wrothgar2009:
We've been together for 10 years, there isn't anything that would scare me away
I laughed my ass off to that joke Shadow
Marriage is something totally different than being together. All she is doing is biding her time till she gets you down the aisle. Then all the excuses come in as to why she can't do the horizontal dance. Or the reasons why you can't go out drinking with your friends and need to stay home with her.
I'll give you a couple pointers that will help you out during your marriage:
If she tells you that she can't have sex due to a headache, you tell her that you can sprinkle some aspirin on your dick and then ask her if she would like to take it orally or supository.
The question that will most rapidly drive fear into the heart of any many is, “Honey, do I look fat in this?” If you are approached with this question, falling to the floor in a mock coma is recommended.
And last, just a couple jokes I remembered:
Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).
Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
That made me laugh so hard
Re: Random Thoughts
06/28/11 9:17 pm | #5235
Haven't been on here in fo-eva!!!!!!!!
Anyways, I started working at BBY HQ as Asset Protection and I have to
say, the current people are quite something. I think they took a rag tag
group and just threw them together.... I love 'em.
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