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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Random Thoughts
06/29/16 8:52 pm | #25366
Quote by Meta:
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
If she paid for dinner as well, then yes. You gotta take it like a champ.
QFUATT
(quoted for unfortunate anal trauma truth)
It is known.
Or it could be my situation (which isn't as bad as his) but still...my girlfriend has been to The Azores AND Puerto Vallarta this month alone and neither trip has she even asked if I wanted to go (I don't have a passport) but I definitely would've had/got one sooner had she asked.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Random Thoughts
06/30/16 12:56 pm | #25367
Quote by Xandler:
Or it could be my situation (which isn't as bad as his) but still...my girlfriend has been to The Azores AND Puerto Vallarta this month alone and neither trip has she even asked if I wanted to go (I don't have a passport) but I definitely would've had/got one sooner had she asked.
================ S O L U T I O N S ====================
1. Get a passport
2. Get a new girlfriend
3. Go somewhere
Or....
1. Get a passport
2. Go somewhere
3. Get a new girlfriend
Or...
1. Get a passport
2. Forget girlfriend
3. Go to Thailand and get lots of (cheap) sex
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Re: Random Thoughts
06/30/16 2:01 pm | #25368
Or just Get a passport and go somewhere and don't bring your girlfriend. Make her feel the way you feel.
Re: Random Thoughts
06/30/16 2:10 pm | #25369
OR, or:
1. Get a new MMO to play
2. Order 4 pallets of Hot Pockets & Rockstar
3. Become this guy from South Park:
Re: Random Thoughts
06/30/16 8:16 pm | #25370
Hot dogs are soilent green
You have been warned
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Random Thoughts
06/30/16 10:18 pm | #25371
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
Quote by slicknick3822:
What if she brings me back to her place? Does that mean she's entitied to but stuff?
If she paid for dinner as well, then yes. You gotta take it like a champ.
How the fuck are you even married?
Re: Re: Random Thoughts
06/30/16 11:34 pm | #25372
Quote by Mo the Surfer:
Hot dogs are soilent green
You have been warned
Are you calling these guys wieners? Cause that's mean, man, I saw these guys play a few times and they were pretty great.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Random Thoughts
07/01/16 4:01 am | #25373
Quote by Kat:
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
If she paid for dinner as well, then yes. You gotta take it like a champ.
How the fuck are you even married?
Good question as well. Answer would be, I took it like a champ.
Re: Random Thoughts
07/01/16 1:11 pm | #25374
Another blind date from POF last night.
Yes, she paid and I ran like hell.
I didn't want anything to do with her after dinner.
Taking it like a champ is more Shadow's territory.
No thanks!!!
Re: Re: Random Thoughts
07/01/16 1:46 pm | #25375
Quote by Mo the Surfer:
Another blind date from POF last night.
Yes, she paid and I ran like hell.
I didn't want anything to do with her after dinner.
Taking it like a champ is more Shadow's territory.
No thanks!!!
Re: Random Thoughts
07/01/16 2:58 pm | #25376
Re: Random Thoughts
07/01/16 3:32 pm | #25377
Getting denied from IT job after IT job is slowly killing my will to keep trying...I'm so friggin frustrated right now I could scream
Re: Re: Random Thoughts
07/01/16 4:23 pm | #25378
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
Quote by Kat:
How the fuck are you even married?
Good question as well. Answer would be, I took it like a champ.
Wow- your wife REALLY must like butt stuff.
Quote by Mo the Surfer:
Another blind date from POF last night.
Yes, she paid and I ran like hell.
I didn't want anything to do with her after dinner.
Taking it like a champ is more Shadow's territory.
No thanks!!!
POF?
Re: Random Thoughts
07/01/16 4:42 pm | #25379
POF = Plenty of Fish.
It's a free online dating site, pretty sure it's what 1love was using before you started cyber-stalking him here
Re: Re: Random Thoughts
07/01/16 6:30 pm | #25380
Quote by Mo the Surfer:
Another blind date from POF last night.
Yes, she paid and I ran like hell.
I didn't want anything to do with her after dinner.
Taking it like a champ is more Shadow's territory.
No thanks!!!
That's not what you were saying when you tried to get me to give you some "steak" the other night.
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