Quote by xGrenade:
I have a friend who caught a wasp in his house, put it in his freezer for five minutes, then took it out and tied a string around it while it was still partially frozen, so when it became mobile again it was tied to the string, and my friend proudly proclaimed his new pet wasp to his mom.
i love this, and K's link. hahahaha.
yesterday my son wanted to play in his room, so i let him (we keep gates up... he's 3... and crazy) and a minute later he comes running out screaming about a big bug. usually he loves bugs, so i thought it was weird. well, there on his ceiling is this HUGE freakin' bee. like... 3 inches long or some shit.
i'm allergic, and he has mastocytosis, which means if HE is allergic to them he'll stop breathing if he gets stung, to put it blunty.
so anyway, his ceiling is pretty high so i couldn't just smash it. i stood in the door and threw a shoe at it, which made it fly into his light fixture. instead of flying out the damn thing laid there, twitching around until it died. stupid bee.
i uh... don't really know why i'm posting this... but yeah.
goodnight.
