Archived: Omegle.com
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Re: Omegle.com
01/25/10 6:13 am | #121
Gotta love this site.
Re: Omegle.com
01/26/10 12:00 am | #122
You found a site where you can talk to strangers?
I don't need to be social, I've got my GAMES!
I don't need to be social, I've got my GAMES!
Re: Omegle.com
01/26/10 1:32 am | #125
hahahaha omfg man i wish i wasn't familiar with those fucking pokemon names you guys were throwing out. when you threw in the towel and he gave you a Boulder Badge i almost crapped in PureEvil's pants laughing
LOFL that is some pro garbage, keep it comin
LOFL that is some pro garbage, keep it comin
Re: Re: Omegle.com
01/26/10 9:31 am | #126
Quote by Tom Auditore de Firenze:
Stranger: atleast i get muh dick sucked right?
You: by a psyduck
You: bwahahahaaha
Stranger: who's complaining?
You: psyduck!!!
You: by a psyduck
You: bwahahahaaha
Stranger: who's complaining?
You: psyduck!!!
i fucking LOLed so hard!
funniest shit i've seen in this thread!
Re: Omegle.com
01/26/10 10:40 am | #127
sorry for the double post....
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ASL
Stranger: u
Stranger: asl
Stranger: plz
You: 00/?/??
Stranger: ?
You: ASL mother fucker i asked first
Stranger: what are you doing?
Stranger: i asked first you
Stranger: asl plz
Stranger: go ahead
Stranger: bitch
You: no you stupid fucking asian, i asked first
Stranger: No you stupid fucking asian , i asked first
You: copy paste fail
Stranger: are you arsehole?
Stranger: you mother is monkey?
You: why does your english suck more japs than godzilla?
Stranger: you father is dog?
Stranger: you name is godzilla?
You: are those insults where you come from?
Stranger: hahahaha
You: we call those Roflcopters
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: you truley are just a simple creature
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
Stranger: plz
You: ASL you stupid Jap mother fucker
Stranger: asl plz
Stranger: mother is mokey
Stranger: father is dog
Stranger: remember mother is monkey
You: Remember Pearl Harbor? You mother fuckers killed innocent Americans. We weren't even in the war yet you douche bags! innocent sailors enjoying their sunday off were bombed and killed by your mother fucking ancestors
Stranger: i understand u
Stranger: you negro
You: i'm white
Stranger: No you dark
Stranger: you negro
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: you negro patient
Stranger: you negro
You: I can't believe you people invented video games.
Stranger: ok?
Stranger: you face is suck
Stranger: you mother is negro
Stranger: you father is negro
Stranger: you negro
You: i'm white
Stranger: you negro
Stranger: i know
Stranger: you negro
Stranger: i remember you
Stranger: i see you
Stranger: you negro
You: i can tell you are masturbating because you are typing faster and faster
Stranger: look at the history book
You: does arguing with someone more intelligent than you get you off?
Stranger: No
Stranger: you negro
You: i'm white
Stranger: hmm..
Stranger: you father is negro?
Stranger: aha!
Stranger: you mother is negro
Stranger: you father is yellow
You: your father is a 90-foot lizzard that lives in tokyo bay
Stranger: who you talk about?
You: GODZILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLA!
Stranger: ahaa
You: mother fucker
You: america dropped two bombs on your asses!
Stranger: and?
You: how does the fish taste now?!
Stranger: No excitement
Stranger: fish tase good
You: i bet it does you mother fuckers love the taste of defeat. 360>PS3
Stranger: relax negro!
Stranger: you negro
Stranger: you father yellow
Stranger: you mother is negro
Stranger: and you white
Stranger: im studend
Stranger: student
Stranger: i learn
Stranger: you negro
Stranger: why you not type?
Stranger: you upset?
You: no, i'm looking up pictures of your ancestors that we fucking turned into shadows in 1945
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ASL
Stranger: u
Stranger: asl
Stranger: plz
You: 00/?/??
Stranger: ?
You: ASL mother fucker i asked first
Stranger: what are you doing?
Stranger: i asked first you
Stranger: asl plz
Stranger: go ahead
Stranger: bitch
You: no you stupid fucking asian, i asked first
Stranger: No you stupid fucking asian , i asked first
You: copy paste fail
Stranger: are you arsehole?
Stranger: you mother is monkey?
You: why does your english suck more japs than godzilla?
Stranger: you father is dog?
Stranger: you name is godzilla?
You: are those insults where you come from?
Stranger: hahahaha
You: we call those Roflcopters
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: you truley are just a simple creature
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
Stranger: plz
You: ASL you stupid Jap mother fucker
Stranger: asl plz
Stranger: mother is mokey
Stranger: father is dog
Stranger: remember mother is monkey
You: Remember Pearl Harbor? You mother fuckers killed innocent Americans. We weren't even in the war yet you douche bags! innocent sailors enjoying their sunday off were bombed and killed by your mother fucking ancestors
Stranger: i understand u
Stranger: you negro
You: i'm white
Stranger: No you dark
Stranger: you negro
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: you negro patient
Stranger: you negro
You: I can't believe you people invented video games.
Stranger: ok?
Stranger: you face is suck
Stranger: you mother is negro
Stranger: you father is negro
Stranger: you negro
You: i'm white
Stranger: you negro
Stranger: i know
Stranger: you negro
Stranger: i remember you
Stranger: i see you
Stranger: you negro
You: i can tell you are masturbating because you are typing faster and faster
Stranger: look at the history book
You: does arguing with someone more intelligent than you get you off?
Stranger: No
Stranger: you negro
You: i'm white
Stranger: hmm..
Stranger: you father is negro?
Stranger: aha!
Stranger: you mother is negro
Stranger: you father is yellow
You: your father is a 90-foot lizzard that lives in tokyo bay
Stranger: who you talk about?
You: GODZILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLA!
Stranger: ahaa
You: mother fucker
You: america dropped two bombs on your asses!
Stranger: and?
You: how does the fish taste now?!
Stranger: No excitement
Stranger: fish tase good
You: i bet it does you mother fuckers love the taste of defeat. 360>PS3
Stranger: relax negro!
Stranger: you negro
Stranger: you father yellow
Stranger: you mother is negro
Stranger: and you white
Stranger: im studend
Stranger: student
Stranger: i learn
Stranger: you negro
Stranger: why you not type?
Stranger: you upset?
You: no, i'm looking up pictures of your ancestors that we fucking turned into shadows in 1945
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Re: Omegle.com
01/26/10 12:25 pm | #128
Hahahahahaha, hilarious.
Re: Omegle.com
01/26/10 6:35 pm | #129
yeah he was a douche
Re: Omegle.com
01/26/10 6:46 pm | #130
I meet creeps on the website everyday, really scary haha. But I like to screw with people sometimes.
Re: Omegle.com
01/28/10 8:28 am | #132
Yesterday someone sent me a giant picture of Billy Mays in text form.
Re: Omegle.com
01/30/10 1:30 pm | #133
bump
*10 more posts*
*10 more posts*
Re: Re: Omegle.com
01/30/10 2:54 pm | #135
Quote by dandude1695:
Another one. Seems typing in caps makes for a good conversation.
Unattributed Quote:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Whats up.
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: m/cali/15
You: Why must people ask asl every time? Read the fucking message above that. It's fucking boring.
Stranger: well wat else u wannasay
You: Type something interesting.
You: Well.
You: Guess what?
Stranger: what/
You: I'm Jewish.
You: What you have to say to that?
Stranger: IDK
You: WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO FUCKING SAY TO THAT, B---
You: WELL.
You: WHAT FUCKING RELIGION ARE YOU?
Stranger: ive got a joke hold on
You: OKAY.
You: HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Stranger: hold on
You: *PLAYS THE FUCKING JEOPARDY THEME*
You: Hurry.
You: The.
You: Fuck.
You: UP.
Stranger: whats the difference betwween bread nd a jew? U take the bread out when it done cookin!
You: Wow.
You: Never heard that before. SO ORIGINAL.
You: What you have against jews?
Stranger: thts interestin
Stranger: not jews just u
Stranger: ur pushy
You: WELL.
Stranger: ur an assoholic jew buddy
You: FUCKING PUSHY? I'LL SHOW YOU PUSSY.
You: PUSHY*
Stranger: hey buddy rollin like a bighot.
Stranger: show me
You: FUCK YOUR MOTHER. I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILY.
You: WANNA FUCKING HEAR A GOOD JOKE?
Stranger: cuz ur a fatass jew
Stranger: like jona hill
Stranger: yeah i wanna hear it
You: JONA HILL IS A FUCKING JEW?
You: FUCKING AMAZING.
You: FUCKING.
Stranger: where u live i wanna fite u
You: I LIVE IN FUCKING CANADA, BITCH.
You: NAH, NOT REALLY.
You: I LIVE IN TEXAS.
You: LET'S FIGHT.
Stranger: no wonder ur mad beeeoootch
You: WHY
You: THE
You: FUCK
You: AM
You: I
You: MAD
You: THIS IS JUST MY PERSONALITY, BITCH.
Stranger: texas is famous for steers nd queers
You: UM.
You: I WAS BORN IN FUCKING CALIFORNIA.
You: WHERE YOU LIVE.
You: I KNOW where you live.
Stranger: florida
You: What the fuck?
You: You said CALI.
Stranger: where did u think i live
You: UM.
You: ONE SEC.
You: "m/cali/15"
You: FUCKING CALIFORNIA.
Stranger: cali in florida
You: DOES CALI STAND FOR FLORIDA?
You: wait wat
You: OH.
You: NEVER KNEW THAT.
You: WELL GUESS WHAT?
Stranger: jk i live in cali
Stranger: what/
Stranger: this actually is a interestin conversation
You: I WILL FUCKING EAT YOUR FAMILY, EAT YOUR SOUL, DIGEST THEM, SHIT THEM OUT, AND DO IT TEN TIMES OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
You: FUCKING FINISH TYPING.
You: You going to say something?
You: FUCKING SOMETHING?
You: ...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Whats up.
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: m/cali/15
You: Why must people ask asl every time? Read the fucking message above that. It's fucking boring.
Stranger: well wat else u wannasay
You: Type something interesting.
You: Well.
You: Guess what?
Stranger: what/
You: I'm Jewish.
You: What you have to say to that?
Stranger: IDK
You: WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO FUCKING SAY TO THAT, B---
You: WELL.
You: WHAT FUCKING RELIGION ARE YOU?
Stranger: ive got a joke hold on
You: OKAY.
You: HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Stranger: hold on
You: *PLAYS THE FUCKING JEOPARDY THEME*
You: Hurry.
You: The.
You: Fuck.
You: UP.
Stranger: whats the difference betwween bread nd a jew? U take the bread out when it done cookin!
You: Wow.
You: Never heard that before. SO ORIGINAL.
You: What you have against jews?
Stranger: thts interestin
Stranger: not jews just u
Stranger: ur pushy
You: WELL.
Stranger: ur an assoholic jew buddy
You: FUCKING PUSHY? I'LL SHOW YOU PUSSY.
You: PUSHY*
Stranger: hey buddy rollin like a bighot.
Stranger: show me
You: FUCK YOUR MOTHER. I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILY.
You: WANNA FUCKING HEAR A GOOD JOKE?
Stranger: cuz ur a fatass jew
Stranger: like jona hill
Stranger: yeah i wanna hear it
You: JONA HILL IS A FUCKING JEW?
You: FUCKING AMAZING.
You: FUCKING.
Stranger: where u live i wanna fite u
You: I LIVE IN FUCKING CANADA, BITCH.
You: NAH, NOT REALLY.
You: I LIVE IN TEXAS.
You: LET'S FIGHT.
Stranger: no wonder ur mad beeeoootch
You: WHY
You: THE
You: FUCK
You: AM
You: I
You: MAD
You: THIS IS JUST MY PERSONALITY, BITCH.
Stranger: texas is famous for steers nd queers
You: UM.
You: I WAS BORN IN FUCKING CALIFORNIA.
You: WHERE YOU LIVE.
You: I KNOW where you live.
Stranger: florida
You: What the fuck?
You: You said CALI.
Stranger: where did u think i live
You: UM.
You: ONE SEC.
You: "m/cali/15"
You: FUCKING CALIFORNIA.
Stranger: cali in florida
You: DOES CALI STAND FOR FLORIDA?
You: wait wat
You: OH.
You: NEVER KNEW THAT.
You: WELL GUESS WHAT?
Stranger: jk i live in cali
Stranger: what/
Stranger: this actually is a interestin conversation
You: I WILL FUCKING EAT YOUR FAMILY, EAT YOUR SOUL, DIGEST THEM, SHIT THEM OUT, AND DO IT TEN TIMES OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
You: FUCKING FINISH TYPING.
You: You going to say something?
You: FUCKING SOMETHING?
You: ...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
this one has my laughing so hard!
i forgot how fun doing this is.