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Re: Omegle.com

08/02/09 4:24 am | #76

Another one. Seems typing in caps makes for a good conversation.

Unattributed Quote:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Whats up.
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: m/cali/15
You: Why must people ask asl every time? Read the fucking message above that. It's fucking boring.
Stranger: well wat else u wannasay
You: Type something interesting.
You: Well.
You: Guess what?
Stranger: what/
You: I'm Jewish.
You: What you have to say to that?
Stranger: IDK
You: WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO FUCKING SAY TO THAT, B---
You: WELL.
You: WHAT FUCKING RELIGION ARE YOU?
Stranger: ive got a joke hold on
You: OKAY.
You: HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Stranger: hold on
You: *PLAYS THE FUCKING JEOPARDY THEME*
You: Hurry.
You: The.
You: Fuck.
You: UP.
Stranger: whats the difference betwween bread nd a jew? U take the bread out when it done cookin!
You: Wow.
You: Never heard that before. SO ORIGINAL.
You: What you have against jews?
Stranger: thts interestin
Stranger: not jews just u
Stranger: ur pushy
You: WELL.
Stranger: ur an assoholic jew buddy
You: FUCKING PUSHY? I'LL SHOW YOU PUSSY.
You: PUSHY*
Stranger: hey buddy rollin like a bighot.
Stranger: show me
You: FUCK YOUR MOTHER. I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILY.
You: WANNA FUCKING HEAR A GOOD JOKE?
Stranger: cuz ur a fatass jew
Stranger: like jona hill
Stranger: yeah i wanna hear it
You: JONA HILL IS A FUCKING JEW?
You: FUCKING AMAZING.
You: FUCKING.
Stranger: where u live i wanna fite u
You: I LIVE IN FUCKING CANADA, BITCH.
You: NAH, NOT REALLY.
You: I LIVE IN TEXAS.
You: LET'S FIGHT.
Stranger: no wonder ur mad beeeoootch
You: WHY
You: THE
You: FUCK
You: AM
You: I
You: MAD
You: THIS IS JUST MY PERSONALITY, BITCH.
Stranger: texas is famous for steers nd queers
You: UM.
You: I WAS BORN IN FUCKING CALIFORNIA.
You: WHERE YOU LIVE.
You: I KNOW where you live.
Stranger: florida
You: What the fuck?
You: You said CALI.
Stranger: where did u think i live
You: UM.
You: ONE SEC.
You: "m/cali/15"
You: FUCKING CALIFORNIA.
Stranger: cali in florida
You: DOES CALI STAND FOR FLORIDA?
You: wait wat
You: OH.
You: NEVER KNEW THAT.
You: WELL GUESS WHAT?
Stranger: jk i live in cali
Stranger: what/
Stranger: this actually is a interestin conversation
You: I WILL FUCKING EAT YOUR FAMILY, EAT YOUR SOUL, DIGEST THEM, SHIT THEM OUT, AND DO IT TEN TIMES OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
You: FUCKING FINISH TYPING.
You: You going to say something?
You: FUCKING SOMETHING?
You: ...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Re: Re: Omegle.com

08/02/09 6:00 am | #77

Quote by Ab intestato:

I'm not really 16 im 18 lol

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Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: 21 male italy
You: oh hey im irish
Stranger: do u wanna cyber sex on webcam
You: im a 16 yr old male
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Stranger: hi
You: hey there girlscout
Stranger: 난 조선의 사람을 낚는 낚시꾼이외다
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You:

Stranger: why?
You: ppldnt wanna talk to me
Stranger: uhhh
Stranger: what did you do to them?
You: all i say is hey
You: and they jus end the conversation
Stranger: all i say is asl
Stranger: and they did the same too
Stranger: asl?
You: O_o

O_o

ppl are so fucking lame
You: u first

Stranger: 16
Stranger: f
Stranger: you?
You: :O im 13 and....
Stranger: from?
You: when i was born mommy told me i had a special gift from god
You: texas
You: u
Stranger: indonesia
You: oh rly? )_\\
Stranger: yes
You: im really confused
Stranger: what make you confused?
You: is it masterbation if my penis and vagina touch?
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this one went sour lol

Unattributed Quote:

Stranger: hey
You: hey there girl scout!!!!!
Stranger: hey im girl

You: ur girl?
Stranger: yep
You: rawrrrr
You: i dinoawer
Stranger: how old r u
You: yeeee ur still talking to me

Stranger: yee
You: im old enoungh

Stranger: haha
Stranger: u r little
You: yes yee means im happy
You: little?
Stranger: yep
Stranger:

You: :O mommysaid i gots a big dick
You: how old are u?
Stranger: haha ur mommy know ur dick

Stranger: did u show her

You: yes she asked to c it
You: m or f?
Stranger: f
Stranger: u_?
You: well i got a dick so.....
Stranger: how old r u?
You: how old ru?
Stranger: firstly u
You: ohhhh im obligated to know your age first

Stranger: ok
Stranger: 17
You: wen will u b 18?
Stranger: august
Stranger: 29
Stranger: ok say me ur age
You: ohhhhh so i dont really have to report i was talking to u

You: where ru from
Stranger: from turkey
You: mmmm i love gravy
Stranger: u must say me ur age

You: ohhhhhh u REALLY wat to know it huh?
Stranger: yep
You: well im a virgin firstmost

Stranger: haha

Stranger: me 2 virgin
You:

i like to take craps while typing on the laptop and jerkin it
You: nouare not
Stranger: my english not enough to understand u

You: i like to take a shit while on the computer and touch my tralalalalaalalalal

Stranger: r u deviant?
You: :o sexual like?
Stranger: i think u to become perverted
You: no

i just like to touch it since noone else will :'( im really sad now.....thanks
Stranger: im sorry

You: u wanna touch it?
Stranger: what i wanna touch?
You: my.....

Stranger: u r disgusting pig
Stranger: im right
Stranger: ??
You: i likem at least 10 years younger than me
Stranger: r u 28 :O
You: :O im not a pig
You: maybe

Stranger: why u r makin deviance?
You: such a big word i wanna spank it now ohhhhhhhhh crap that was too fast
Stranger: did u fester?
You: fester?
Stranger: never mind
Stranger: really r u virgin?
You: yes i am

Stranger: have u got girl friend?
You: no will u be her? the cops take me away from the other ones
Stranger: no
Stranger: what is ur name?
You: y wont u be my new girlfriend

You: im gonna go cut myself now
Stranger:

Stranger: u r so funny

Stranger: say me ur name
You: mike
You: u
You:

im being serious
Stranger: selin
You: can i c pic
Stranger: give me ur smn a
Stranger: msn address
Stranger: **
You: give me urs and ill meet u there
Stranger: i think u know my msn address
Stranger: because u r on msn now
Stranger: n online
You: i dnt have cam doe
You: no im nt i swear
Stranger: give me ur msn
Stranger: addrss
You: u wont hurt me will u?
Stranger: no i wont

You: give me ur msn
Stranger: firstly
Stranger: u
You: ull get it wen i im u
Stranger: never mind
Stranger: if u dont give me ur msn adress firstly i wont give u mine
You:

u really dont love me i knew it
Stranger:

Stranger: i think u dont want talk with me on msn
You: ohh i wanna see ur sexy body
Stranger: i knew u r disgusting
Stranger: n i know u
Stranger: did u remember u told me
Stranger: Stranger: i like to take a shit while on the computer and touch my tralalalalaalalalal

You: ur body is disgusting? :O
Stranger: no
You: u just copied and pasted
Stranger: yep
You: can i see your body
Stranger: on yoru msn
Stranger: on your msn
You: noooooooooooooo not me sorry toots

Stranger: u r blacksatan
You: wooahhh
Stranger: yep
You: i love jesus christ
You: fuck satan sheets
Stranger: :s
You: u make me so horny o)o
Stranger: oh my god
Stranger: u r so horny
You: oh god yes

Stranger: have u got cam
You: oh sheet mommy is uppp
Stranger: ??
Stranger: r u der?
You: no god damn i told u no cam
Stranger: ok why r u so angry
Stranger: ok byee
You: noooo
You: :o
Stranger: why
Stranger: u r not give me ur msn address
You: just like the rest u dont love me
Stranger: yep i DON'T LOVE YOUÜ
Stranger: hahahhahhahahhahaha
Stranger: ok?
You: bt u said earlier u did
Stranger: no never
You: Stranger: yep i FUCKING LOVE YOUÜ
Stranger: haha

You: See the proof is in tha puddin
Stranger: :S
Stranger: i said
Stranger: awwwwww
Stranger: never mind damn it
You: woah calm down stop tha cursin
Stranger: i ll disconnect
Stranger: ok?
You: u like black meat
Stranger: u r ...............................................
You: u love it!!!!!!
You: i knew it

Stranger: im nıt black
Stranger: u r black
You: yes
You: u
You: r
Stranger: white
Stranger: im fat ugly girl
Stranger:

You: u pink der
You: mmm jelly rolls r delish
Stranger: my hair is short n
Stranger: di
Stranger: disgustin
Stranger: did u like it?,
You: oh si
You: i got a secret tho
Stranger:

Stranger: say
Stranger: iy
Stranger: it*
You: i got a vagina btwn my dick and asshole
Stranger: u have dick
You: yes\
Stranger: how do u look like but real u
Stranger: ok?
You: im tall 6'4 grn eyes
Stranger: 6'4??
Stranger: im tall c1.72
You: 6 foot 4 inches
Stranger: i understood u r only child
Stranger: ok?
Stranger: u can't talk seriously
You: im in america i dnt understand c
You: :O
Stranger: u r just babbler
You: i super serial
Stranger: say me ur real age !! :@
You: i jus did!!
Stranger: 28?
Stranger: i dont trust u

You: im kinda sort 15
Stranger: offfff
You: nooo
Stranger: u r so boring
You:

You: i bet u never went down on a girl with a dik o ur forehead b4
Stranger: :S
You: SO U HAVE????
Stranger: i dont understandf
You: ewwww
Stranger: my english not enough to u
Stranger: oki?
You: i jus touched my vagina
Stranger: i must vgo
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Re: Omegle.com

08/02/09 8:23 am | #78

can we limit these to like 40-50 lines, scrolling takes ages.

Re: Omegle.com

08/02/09 8:11 pm | #79

Another funny conversation I just had. It was seriously a chef hat, I'm not even kidding.

Unattributed Quote:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hay
Stranger: hii im david
You: wanna see a cool emote?
You: look
Stranger: ok
You: its a smiley face with a chef hat
You: a large chef hat
You: 8=========================D
Stranger: lol ur not wise
You: no seriously
You: its a large chef hat
You: ask anyone
Stranger: its a dick
Stranger: lol
You: ...no
Stranger: yea
You: its a fucking smiley face you perv
Stranger: lol
You: how the hell is that a dick
Stranger: ur the perve
You: no
You: its a fucking chef
Stranger: how the hell is it not
You: ive never seen that used as a dick
Stranger: no its not
You: well im aloud to think what i want it to be
You: i think its a chef
You: obtw
Stranger: ok u think that lol
You: 8================D~~~~~~~~
You: he has a beard
Stranger: lol
Stranger: now thats a cum shot
You: seriously!!! its a beard!!! why do you think about dicks so much?
Stranger: i like using my dick lol
You: well, don't go around talking about dicks to other guys
You: its a chef
Stranger: i dont lol
You: so dont think that way
Stranger: lol
You: do you even know what a chef hat looks like
Stranger: yea
You: well just thing of it as a large stick with two balls on the top, thats a chef hat...
You: like, the one this guy wears
You: 8====================D
Stranger: lmao
You: o wait
You: that didnt cum out right
Stranger: lol
Stranger: were u from
You: im from italy, where all the chefs are
You: like this one
You: 8======================D~~~~~~~~
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: u a boy are are girl
You: he has a big chef hat
You: um
You: im going around showing people chef hats that look like dicks
You: what the fuck do you think i am
Stranger: lol
You: does that answer your question
Stranger: im a girl lol
Stranger: no i mean u arte
You: then why did you say "i use my dick"
You: oh
You: well
You: your wrong
You: btw
Stranger: lol
You: chef says hi
You: 8==================D~~~~~
Stranger: thats a dick u tool lol
You: thats a fucking guy with a chef hat
You: havent we gone over this
You: damn pervs these days.
Stranger: rite bye
You: bye.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Re: Omegle.com

08/02/09 9:11 pm | #80

If I want to get insulted by strangers I would play Halo 3

Re: Re: Omegle.com

08/02/09 9:14 pm | #81

Quote by Repo Man 360:

If I want to get insulted by strangers I would play Halo 3

haha LOL

Re: Omegle.com

01/25/10 12:38 am | #82

oh yea NECRO time

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hello, just to let u know u have completed ur task
You: i knw
You: im just checking in...
You: whats my new mission...
Stranger: good, now unfortunally i will have to kill u
You: O.O
You: ugh again
Stranger: yes but this time, i will hav to use godzilla
You: no
You: not GOZILLA
Stranger: yes the all mighty Godzilla@!
You: nooo
You: he tried to have ze buttsecks wit me last time
Stranger: and this time he will succeed
You: o.o
You: i will have to use my power of awesomeness
You: and keeel him
Stranger: unfortunally he has a white wizard on his back
You: ...
Stranger: so he is un killable
You: i will dig a hole, and he will fallin..
You: and i will SURVIVE
Stranger: the white wizard will just heal him
You: he wont be injured...but stuck in a hole for all eternity
Stranger: well then the wizard will just teleport him out, oh and then he will summon raptors with rpgs riding sharks
You: well then il summon a mudkip and have him shoot them
Stranger: it will juist throw a masterball at it, and then it wil b his!
You: then i shall summon GOd and have him turn u all into fleas
You: and then send in rosy odanold for u to infest as punishment lol
Stranger: all white wizards wear their god proof underwear
Stranger: oh noes!!!! i might have to get mecha godzilla into this
You: its too late...paris hilton addopted him
Stranger: shit! rly? hmm... ok then i will get Mr. Slave to shove paris up his ass, and then i will take mecha godzilla
Stranger: g2g

Re: Omegle.com

01/25/10 12:43 am | #83

Omegle reborn FTW!!!!

12/31/69 7:00 pm | #84

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Re: Omegle.com

01/25/10 12:52 am | #85

IT ROCKS!

Re: Re: Omegle.com

01/25/10 12:54 am | #86

Quote by Tom Auditore de Firenze:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ㅗㅑ
Stranger: hi
You: yes
You: once
Stranger: yep asl?
Stranger: ah?
You: 20/Horse/ Texas
Stranger: horse ?
You: i meant female
You: damn iphone
You: auto correct
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Hahahaha, that's awesome.

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Re: Omegle.com

01/25/10 12:55 am | #88

Hell yes!!!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: YO
Stranger: hey
You: OY?
Stranger: yoy?
You: FUCK YEAH!
You: DO YOU LIKE BLUEBERRY PANCAKES?
Stranger: no
You: FUCK YOU!
You have disconnected.

Re: Omegle.com

01/25/10 12:56 am | #89

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: horny?
You: mayyybbeeeee ;D
Stranger: m or f?
You: which do you prefer
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Re: Re: Omegle.com

01/25/10 12:58 am | #90

Quote by Ab intestato:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: horny?
You: mayyybbeeeee ;D
Stranger: m or f?
You: which do you prefer
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

HAHAHAHA, another hilarious option would've been, "Both

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