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Re: Omegle.com
07/30/09 7:25 pm | #61
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Re: Omegle.com
07/30/09 7:55 pm | #63
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yes i knw it is long, but it is fudging hilarious. this made my day lol
*Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello
You: hey
You: you a girl???
Stranger: if i was
Stranger: what difference would it make?
You: i would know!
Stranger: why do you need to know?
Stranger: i don't need to know if you're a girl or a boy
Stranger: i don't care
Stranger: i'm just here to chat shit
You: because knowlege is power!
Stranger: true
Stranger: i am all powerful
You: well im god!
You: i haz the power to make text appear on ur screen
Stranger: SERIOUSLY?
Stranger: do me a favour
You: yes?
Stranger: get me robert pattinson
Stranger: and i'll start worshipping you
Stranger: are you allah?
Stranger: or budda?
You: i....am....JESUS
You: i will get u A robert pattinson
Stranger: no
Stranger: THE robert pattinson
Stranger: or just someone who looks like him
Stranger: but is better
You: do u mean THE robert pattinson
Stranger: funny
Stranger: YEAH I DO
Stranger: or someone who looks like him
Stranger: and is funny
You: OMFG....very well, i shall try
Stranger: TRY?
Stranger: you're god
Stranger: you should be able to
Stranger: by tomorrow please yeah?
Stranger: oh no actually
Stranger: i'm busy tomorrow
Stranger: by er... tuesday
Stranger: thanks
You: very well then!!! you shall haz your very own THE robert pattinson
You: by tuesday
Stranger: only if he's funny tho yeah
Stranger: and clever
Stranger: don't want no stupid boy
You: but hes the undead......
You: he is no boy nor man
Stranger: in real life?
Stranger: i doubt it
You: you doubt my wisdom?
Stranger: NO
You: *gasp*
Stranger: not if you get me one
Stranger: then i will never doubt your wisdom again
You: then ONE you shall have
Stranger: and i will preach
Stranger: and spread the word of god
Stranger: ok that's all lies
Stranger: i'd just believe
Stranger: a little bit
Stranger:
Stranger: good enough?
You: that is good enough
Stranger: THANK YOU LORD
Stranger: O LORD THANK YOU
Stranger: i'll be disappointed on monday tho if i don't see the goods
You: no thank you young one, for having a little faith in me....JESUS
Stranger: YES JESUS
Stranger: JESUS RULES!
You: but you shall have him on tuesday
You: so u shall be dissapointed monday cus u shall have him tuesday
Stranger: oh, yeah tuesday i meant
Stranger: i forgot
Stranger: i was so excited about talking to jesus
Stranger: on the internet hahaha
You: SO AM I
You: but i am the internet
You: i am EVERYTHING
Stranger: TRUE
You: mwuahahahahahahaha
Stranger: come to my house
Stranger: prove to me you are jesus
Stranger: somehow
You: i am already at your house....turn around
Stranger: haha there's a wall behind me
Stranger: you a wall?
You: i am many things
You: including a wall
Stranger: oh sorry you're everything
Stranger: prove it
Stranger: change my hair colour
You: *ping* your hair is now green
Stranger: you are not jesus!
Stranger: i am shocked that you would lie
You: i am JESUS
You: and your hair is green....you are just colorblind....
You: i made u colorblind
Stranger: colourblind so i see blonde and black instead of green?
You: yes
You: exactly
Stranger: i know you may be jesus an' all but i don't think that's possible
You: and y not
Stranger: cos i can see a green book
Stranger: right next to me
You: no, the book is lime green. your hair is neon green
Stranger: DIDN'T PLAN ON THAT DID YA JESUS
Stranger: shiiiiiiit =/
Stranger: the book is actually lime green
Stranger: SCARED
You:
Stranger: actually the book is more neon green than lime green
Stranger: BRIGHT
You: -.- not today
Stranger: hahaha
You: today it is lime green
Stranger: jesus doesn't like losing
You: jesus cant lose
You: i can bend reality wit my noggin
Stranger: is jesus may or female?
Stranger: male*
You: today jesus is male
Stranger: well done jesus
Stranger: bet he has a MASSIVE cock
Stranger: if i was jesus, i would
Stranger: best bit of being the son of god
You: my cock is infinitely large
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: bearded jesus?
Stranger: white jesus?
You: mexican jesus
Stranger: SHOCKING
You: I KNW
You: its revolutionary!!!
Stranger: controversial jesus
Stranger: is jesus in mexico right now?
Stranger: apart from being everywhere ofc
You: oh but of course
You: atm jesus resides in california
Stranger: what time is it in california?
You: i am helping the terminator with the budget plans
You: it is 4:41pm
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: crazy
You: i knw this
Stranger: jesus should be in bed
Stranger: he must be tired, what with all that healing he does
You: jesus does not sleep....
Stranger: GASP
You: i have too many strawberries to pick
Stranger: poor jesus! sleep is the best part of my day
Stranger: makes my life
You: so u like to sleep, i knew it
You: i know all things
Stranger: then there is nothing you need to ask me
Stranger: for you know it all
You: yes, but i like to ask for the hell of it
Stranger: so why did you ask earlier if i was a girl?
Stranger: for the hell of it?
Stranger: i doubt this..
You: yes but of course
You: u still doubt my awesomness jesuzzness
Stranger: does jesus not get bored of asking what he already knows?
You: nope
Stranger: i shall continue to doubt until tuesday
You: very well then!!!
Stranger: and then i shall remain doubting unless robert appears
Stranger: and is clever
Stranger: and funny
Stranger: and on my doorstep
Stranger: which house you gonna send him to though, jesus?
You: very well, he shall appear wrapped in a pretty blue bow
You: i shall send him to your IP address
Stranger: would you really be able to make a bow big enough to cover his hair?¬
Stranger: wrong answer jesus
You: and let my disciple bill gates deliver him to u
Stranger: HAHA
You: yes i will be able to make a bow big enough for his hair
Stranger: can bill gates give me all his money while he's here?
You: if i wish it so, yes he can
Stranger: thank you jesus
Stranger: how do i contact you when i need you?
Stranger: what if i run out of bill gates's money?
You: i will always be around.....ALWAYS
You: you will nvr run out
Stranger: or i need to trade in robert for a newer model
Stranger: there must be a way to call jesus to me though
You: all you must do is give him a shower n he will be upgraded instantaniously
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: that i would enjoy
You: that is why he would be upgraded
Stranger: i believe you
Stranger: you are all-knowing
You: yes, yes i am XD
Stranger: well done jesus
Stranger: keep it real
You: and so i shall
You: lol
You: but seriously where u from lol
Stranger: i have one more question before i let you go and help those more needy than i, for by tuesday i shall have all i need..
Stranger: how old is jesus?
You: jesus is 18, in mortal years
You: seriously tho asl?
Stranger: young jesus
Stranger: ENGLANDDD
You: oh iv been to ENGLANDDD, i remember making the grass over there
Stranger: you had to do that didn't you, ruin the jesus conversation with asl bullshit
Stranger: JESUS WOULD KNOW
You: YES, I DO KNW!!!!!
You: but i like asking to make myself feel normal
Stranger: what is it then
You: it is quite lonely being an immortal being
Stranger: tell me, oh jesus, what is my asl
Stranger: SPECIFICALLY
You: you are SPECIFICALLY a female, 17, and in eastern england
Stranger: shiiiiiit...
Stranger: not eastern england tho
Stranger: central
Stranger: but could be classed as eastern so i shall let you off
Stranger: when is my birthday?
You: sometime during the year
Stranger: HAHA
Stranger: jesus can do better than that
You: on an even month
Stranger: no
You: it is now....
Stranger: jesus
Stranger: you LOSE
You: i lose nothing
You: your birthday is now on may 15th
Stranger: no
Stranger: you cannot change the day i was born
Stranger: it has already happened
You: i am JESUS i can change it if i like
Stranger: jesus can't change the past
You: yes, but i can change the future n make ur birthday on the 15th
Stranger: cos that would change everything
Stranger: NO
Stranger: that doesn't make sense
Stranger: birthday is the DAY YOU WERE BORN
Stranger: already happened
You: im jesus, i dont have to make sense
Stranger: therefore in the past
Stranger: JESUS YOU LOSE!
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: jesus is a sore loser..
You: yea but jesus will move on
Stranger: jesus should
Stranger: go help dying people in africa
Stranger: and remember me on tuesday
You: no they are fucked
Stranger: GOODBYE JESUS
*
*Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello
You: hey
You: you a girl???
Stranger: if i was
Stranger: what difference would it make?
You: i would know!
Stranger: why do you need to know?
Stranger: i don't need to know if you're a girl or a boy
Stranger: i don't care
Stranger: i'm just here to chat shit
You: because knowlege is power!
Stranger: true
Stranger: i am all powerful
You: well im god!
You: i haz the power to make text appear on ur screen
Stranger: SERIOUSLY?
Stranger: do me a favour
You: yes?
Stranger: get me robert pattinson
Stranger: and i'll start worshipping you
Stranger: are you allah?
Stranger: or budda?
You: i....am....JESUS
You: i will get u A robert pattinson
Stranger: no
Stranger: THE robert pattinson
Stranger: or just someone who looks like him
Stranger: but is better
You: do u mean THE robert pattinson
Stranger: funny
Stranger: YEAH I DO
Stranger: or someone who looks like him
Stranger: and is funny
You: OMFG....very well, i shall try
Stranger: TRY?
Stranger: you're god
Stranger: you should be able to
Stranger: by tomorrow please yeah?
Stranger: oh no actually
Stranger: i'm busy tomorrow
Stranger: by er... tuesday
Stranger: thanks
You: very well then!!! you shall haz your very own THE robert pattinson
You: by tuesday
Stranger: only if he's funny tho yeah
Stranger: and clever
Stranger: don't want no stupid boy
You: but hes the undead......
You: he is no boy nor man
Stranger: in real life?
Stranger: i doubt it
You: you doubt my wisdom?
Stranger: NO
You: *gasp*
Stranger: not if you get me one
Stranger: then i will never doubt your wisdom again
You: then ONE you shall have
Stranger: and i will preach
Stranger: and spread the word of god
Stranger: ok that's all lies
Stranger: i'd just believe
Stranger: a little bit
Stranger:
Stranger: good enough?
You: that is good enough
Stranger: THANK YOU LORD
Stranger: O LORD THANK YOU
Stranger: i'll be disappointed on monday tho if i don't see the goods
You: no thank you young one, for having a little faith in me....JESUS
Stranger: YES JESUS
Stranger: JESUS RULES!
You: but you shall have him on tuesday
You: so u shall be dissapointed monday cus u shall have him tuesday
Stranger: oh, yeah tuesday i meant
Stranger: i forgot
Stranger: i was so excited about talking to jesus
Stranger: on the internet hahaha
You: SO AM I
You: but i am the internet
You: i am EVERYTHING
Stranger: TRUE
You: mwuahahahahahahaha
Stranger: come to my house
Stranger: prove to me you are jesus
Stranger: somehow
You: i am already at your house....turn around
Stranger: haha there's a wall behind me
Stranger: you a wall?
You: i am many things
You: including a wall
Stranger: oh sorry you're everything
Stranger: prove it
Stranger: change my hair colour
You: *ping* your hair is now green
Stranger: you are not jesus!
Stranger: i am shocked that you would lie
You: i am JESUS
You: and your hair is green....you are just colorblind....
You: i made u colorblind
Stranger: colourblind so i see blonde and black instead of green?
You: yes
You: exactly
Stranger: i know you may be jesus an' all but i don't think that's possible
You: and y not
Stranger: cos i can see a green book
Stranger: right next to me
You: no, the book is lime green. your hair is neon green
Stranger: DIDN'T PLAN ON THAT DID YA JESUS
Stranger: shiiiiiiit =/
Stranger: the book is actually lime green
Stranger: SCARED
You:
Stranger: actually the book is more neon green than lime green
Stranger: BRIGHT
You: -.- not today
Stranger: hahaha
You: today it is lime green
Stranger: jesus doesn't like losing
You: jesus cant lose
You: i can bend reality wit my noggin
Stranger: is jesus may or female?
Stranger: male*
You: today jesus is male
Stranger: well done jesus
Stranger: bet he has a MASSIVE cock
Stranger: if i was jesus, i would
Stranger: best bit of being the son of god
You: my cock is infinitely large
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: bearded jesus?
Stranger: white jesus?
You: mexican jesus
Stranger: SHOCKING
You: I KNW
You: its revolutionary!!!
Stranger: controversial jesus
Stranger: is jesus in mexico right now?
Stranger: apart from being everywhere ofc
You: oh but of course
You: atm jesus resides in california
Stranger: what time is it in california?
You: i am helping the terminator with the budget plans
You: it is 4:41pm
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: crazy
You: i knw this
Stranger: jesus should be in bed
Stranger: he must be tired, what with all that healing he does
You: jesus does not sleep....
Stranger: GASP
You: i have too many strawberries to pick
Stranger: poor jesus! sleep is the best part of my day
Stranger: makes my life
You: so u like to sleep, i knew it
You: i know all things
Stranger: then there is nothing you need to ask me
Stranger: for you know it all
You: yes, but i like to ask for the hell of it
Stranger: so why did you ask earlier if i was a girl?
Stranger: for the hell of it?
Stranger: i doubt this..
You: yes but of course
You: u still doubt my awesomness jesuzzness
Stranger: does jesus not get bored of asking what he already knows?
You: nope
Stranger: i shall continue to doubt until tuesday
You: very well then!!!
Stranger: and then i shall remain doubting unless robert appears
Stranger: and is clever
Stranger: and funny
Stranger: and on my doorstep
Stranger: which house you gonna send him to though, jesus?
You: very well, he shall appear wrapped in a pretty blue bow
You: i shall send him to your IP address
Stranger: would you really be able to make a bow big enough to cover his hair?¬
Stranger: wrong answer jesus
You: and let my disciple bill gates deliver him to u
Stranger: HAHA
You: yes i will be able to make a bow big enough for his hair
Stranger: can bill gates give me all his money while he's here?
You: if i wish it so, yes he can
Stranger: thank you jesus
Stranger: how do i contact you when i need you?
Stranger: what if i run out of bill gates's money?
You: i will always be around.....ALWAYS
You: you will nvr run out
Stranger: or i need to trade in robert for a newer model
Stranger: there must be a way to call jesus to me though
You: all you must do is give him a shower n he will be upgraded instantaniously
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: that i would enjoy
You: that is why he would be upgraded
Stranger: i believe you
Stranger: you are all-knowing
You: yes, yes i am XD
Stranger: well done jesus
Stranger: keep it real
You: and so i shall
You: lol
You: but seriously where u from lol
Stranger: i have one more question before i let you go and help those more needy than i, for by tuesday i shall have all i need..
Stranger: how old is jesus?
You: jesus is 18, in mortal years
You: seriously tho asl?
Stranger: young jesus
Stranger: ENGLANDDD
You: oh iv been to ENGLANDDD, i remember making the grass over there
Stranger: you had to do that didn't you, ruin the jesus conversation with asl bullshit
Stranger: JESUS WOULD KNOW
You: YES, I DO KNW!!!!!
You: but i like asking to make myself feel normal
Stranger: what is it then
You: it is quite lonely being an immortal being
Stranger: tell me, oh jesus, what is my asl
Stranger: SPECIFICALLY
You: you are SPECIFICALLY a female, 17, and in eastern england
Stranger: shiiiiiit...
Stranger: not eastern england tho
Stranger: central
Stranger: but could be classed as eastern so i shall let you off
Stranger: when is my birthday?
You: sometime during the year
Stranger: HAHA
Stranger: jesus can do better than that
You: on an even month
Stranger: no
You: it is now....
Stranger: jesus
Stranger: you LOSE
You: i lose nothing
You: your birthday is now on may 15th
Stranger: no
Stranger: you cannot change the day i was born
Stranger: it has already happened
You: i am JESUS i can change it if i like
Stranger: jesus can't change the past
You: yes, but i can change the future n make ur birthday on the 15th
Stranger: cos that would change everything
Stranger: NO
Stranger: that doesn't make sense
Stranger: birthday is the DAY YOU WERE BORN
Stranger: already happened
You: im jesus, i dont have to make sense
Stranger: therefore in the past
Stranger: JESUS YOU LOSE!
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: jesus is a sore loser..
You: yea but jesus will move on
Stranger: jesus should
Stranger: go help dying people in africa
Stranger: and remember me on tuesday
You: no they are fucked
Stranger: GOODBYE JESUS
*
Re: Omegle.com
07/30/09 8:10 pm | #64
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that was so gay... stopped reading about 1/8th the way through it...
Re: Omegle.com
07/30/09 10:51 pm | #66
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My new favorite website (Besides XBA, of course.)
xD
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You: hi
Stranger: girl?
You: ya
Stranger: cool up old?
You: sorry what
Stranger: How old LOL
You: 19
You: u
Stranger: O I'm a guy 16 and horny u?
You: ya
Stranger: I'm naked are u?
You: ya
Stranger: what's ur bra size?
You: over 9 thousand
Stranger: LOL 4chan
You: no, seriously.
You: i'm not even kidding.
Stranger: LOL what's the letter and num
You: 9K
Stranger: pic for prof?
You: i dont have a camera D:
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You: hi
Stranger: girl?
You: ya
Stranger: cool up old?
You: sorry what
Stranger: How old LOL
You: 19
You: u
Stranger: O I'm a guy 16 and horny u?
You: ya
Stranger: I'm naked are u?
You: ya
Stranger: what's ur bra size?
You: over 9 thousand
Stranger: LOL 4chan
You: no, seriously.
You: i'm not even kidding.
Stranger: LOL what's the letter and num
You: 9K
Stranger: pic for prof?
You: i dont have a camera D:
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xD
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You: Who's there?
Stranger: disco
You: You seriously have a really strange name.
You: Wtf?
Stranger: why are you trying to put me down?
You: Is there something I don't get? Because from what I see, your name is disco, and that's strange.
Stranger: thanks for the confidence boost
You: No problem.
You: Wait, is your name really disco? o.O
Stranger: yep.
You: ...WHAT THE FUCK?
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You: Who's there?
Stranger: disco
You: You seriously have a really strange name.
You: Wtf?
Stranger: why are you trying to put me down?
You: Is there something I don't get? Because from what I see, your name is disco, and that's strange.
Stranger: thanks for the confidence boost
You: No problem.
You: Wait, is your name really disco? o.O
Stranger: yep.
You: ...WHAT THE FUCK?
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Stranger: hi
You: o hai thar!!1!!!11!!!one!!1
You: do u wna c mai rofl coptur?
You: it goez SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOISOISOI
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You: do u wna c mai rofl coptur?
You: it goez SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOISOISOI
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Re: Re: Omegle.com
07/31/09 6:03 am | #67
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Stranger: hi
You: o hai thar!!1!!!11!!!one!!1
You: do u wna c mai rofl coptur?
You: it goez SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOISOISOI
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hi
You: o hai thar!!1!!!11!!!one!!1
You: do u wna c mai rofl coptur?
You: it goez SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOISOISOI
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
omg so im not the only one who does that! ftw!
Re: Omegle.com
07/31/09 3:37 pm | #69
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Stranger: Hi
You: hola, chupa mi verga
You: por favor?
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Ftl...
You: hola, chupa mi verga
You: por favor?
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Ftl...
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You: hola como estas
Stranger: i hate it when my connection "implodes"
Stranger: dont you?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: no espanol
You: por que
You: yo no se ingles
Stranger: just never learned spainish
Stranger: took latin in school
You: chupa mi verga
Stranger: hey
Stranger: I didnt say I was any good at it
Stranger:
You: por favor
Stranger: plus its been 3 years
Stranger: its all fallen out of my head
You: eres bueno en el sexo
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Stranger: i hate it when my connection "implodes"
Stranger: dont you?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: no espanol
You: por que
You: yo no se ingles
Stranger: just never learned spainish
Stranger: took latin in school
You: chupa mi verga
Stranger: hey
Stranger: I didnt say I was any good at it
Stranger:
You: por favor
Stranger: plus its been 3 years
Stranger: its all fallen out of my head
You: eres bueno en el sexo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Re: Omegle.com
08/02/09 1:49 am | #73
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This conversations hilarious, but only view it if you're okay with vulgar language, a LOT of it. xD
Unattributed Quote:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: NEE!
You: Hey, guess what?
Stranger: CHICKEN BUTT?
You: No. But seriously. Guess what? I'm Jewish.
You: RESPOND.
You: NOW.
You: ENTERTAIN ME.
You: IM JEWISH./
Stranger: And I'm Catholic
You: Cool.
You: I think Jews are better.
You: Actually, you can go die.
Stranger: Jews are just like any other person
You: So are Catholics, asshole.
You: What makes you so special?
Stranger: Nothing
Stranger: I'm not trying to be special
You: YOU FUCKING BETTER NOT BE.
You: NOW TALK TO ME WITH SOME RESPECT, SON.
Stranger: I'M A WOMAN BITCH
You: I THINK YOU'RE A MAN.
You: DYKE.
Stranger: I'M STRAIGHT
You: WELL I THINK YOU'RE A FUCKING LESBIAN.
Stranger: WELL I'M FUCKING NOT
You: NO. TALK TO ME WITH RESPECT, SON.
Stranger: WHY SHOULD I?
You: BECAUSE I'M FUCKING MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU.
Stranger: SAYS WHO?
You: JEWS > CATHOLICS
You: AND YOU KNOW IT
You: FUCKING RACIST.
Stranger: YOU MEAN FASCIST
You: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
You: GOD, SPEAK IN ENGLISH.
You: OH, AND I JUST FARTED.
You: DID YOU WANNA KNOW THAT?
Stranger: an authoritarian and nationalistic right-wing system of government and social organization.
• (in general use) extreme right-wing, authoritarian, or intolerant views or practice.
You: NO.
You: BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD WANNA KNOW THAT, BECAUSE I ACTUALLY MATTER, UNLIKE YOU.
You: NO ONE KNOWS YOU.
You: YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS.
You: NO ONE LOVES YOU.
Stranger: I AM QUITE WELL KNOWN IN THIS TOWN
You: IN FACT, YOU'RE UNEXISTANT.
Stranger: AND MY BF IS SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME
You: YOU HAVENT BEEN BORN YET.
Stranger: DON'T YOU MEAN NON-EXISTANT?
You: YOUR BF IS A GAY WHORE.
Stranger: NAY SIR YOU'RE GAY
You: NO.
You: I HAVE A BILLION FUCKING GIRLFRIENDS, BITCH,
You: DON'T FUCKING LIE TO ME.
Stranger: I CAN GET ANY GUY IN MY HOMETOWN
You: I CAN GET ANY GIRL IN MY HOMETOWN, TIMES TWELVE.
You: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SUCH A BITCH?
Stranger: BECAUSE I'M PMSING
You: ...
You: GO TO HELL.
Stranger: BEEN THERE DONE THAT
You: WELL I THINK YOUR A BITCH, YOUR BF IS A WHORE, AND YOU HAVE NO FAMILY.
You: I FUCKING ATE YOUR FAMILY.
You: AND YOUR SOUL.
Stranger: DON'T MAKE ME SHOVE YOU IN A GAS CHAMBER
You: FUCKING RACIST.
You: DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU, BECAUSE I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING FOR A CATHOLIC.
You: FUCKING JEW.
Stranger: IF I'M RACIST THEN HOW COME MY BEST FRIEND IS A JEW
You: I THINK YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS.
You: I fucking ATE your friends.
Stranger: AU CONTRAIRE MONSIEUR
You: WHAT THE FUCK?
You: ENGLISH PLEASE.
Stranger: ON THE CONTRARY SIRE
You: WHAT THE FUCK IS CONTRARY? I'M FUCKING JEWISH, WHY WOULD I UNDERSTAND?
Stranger: MY FRIENDS WOULD FUCKING KILL YOU BEFORE YOU COULD EAT HTEM
You: I'M FUCKING CHUCK NORRIS. I CAN EAT CHUCK NORRIS.
Stranger: GET A FUCKING DICTIONARY
You: ...wait what?
You: YOUR A FUCKING JEW.
Stranger: NOPE
You: YEAH.
You: I THINK I'M A CATHOLIC, AND YOU'RE A JEW.
You: IT'S FUCKING OPPOSITE DAY.
Stranger: ARE YOU FUCKING FIVE?
You: I'M FUCKING FOURTEEN, BITCH.
Stranger: AND I'M EIGHTEEN
You: WOW, BECAUSE YOU'RE SO MUCH OLDER THAN ME.
You: HOLY SHIT, FOUR YEARS.
You: I THINK YOU HAVE LOST YOUR SENSE OF TIME.
Stranger: I THINK YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL
You: I THINK THAT WILL HAPPEN ON THE 25TH.
You: FUCKING.
Stranger: AND I START COLLEGE ON THE 31ST
You: WELL, WHOOP DEE FUCKING DOO. I START 9TH GRADE ON THE 25TH. FUCKING PEDOPHILE, STOP STALKING LITTLE KIDS.
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: NEE!
You: Hey, guess what?
Stranger: CHICKEN BUTT?
You: No. But seriously. Guess what? I'm Jewish.
You: RESPOND.
You: NOW.
You: ENTERTAIN ME.
You: IM JEWISH./
Stranger: And I'm Catholic
You: Cool.
You: I think Jews are better.
You: Actually, you can go die.
Stranger: Jews are just like any other person
You: So are Catholics, asshole.
You: What makes you so special?
Stranger: Nothing
Stranger: I'm not trying to be special
You: YOU FUCKING BETTER NOT BE.
You: NOW TALK TO ME WITH SOME RESPECT, SON.
Stranger: I'M A WOMAN BITCH
You: I THINK YOU'RE A MAN.
You: DYKE.
Stranger: I'M STRAIGHT
You: WELL I THINK YOU'RE A FUCKING LESBIAN.
Stranger: WELL I'M FUCKING NOT
You: NO. TALK TO ME WITH RESPECT, SON.
Stranger: WHY SHOULD I?
You: BECAUSE I'M FUCKING MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU.
Stranger: SAYS WHO?
You: JEWS > CATHOLICS
You: AND YOU KNOW IT
You: FUCKING RACIST.
Stranger: YOU MEAN FASCIST
You: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
You: GOD, SPEAK IN ENGLISH.
You: OH, AND I JUST FARTED.
You: DID YOU WANNA KNOW THAT?
Stranger: an authoritarian and nationalistic right-wing system of government and social organization.
• (in general use) extreme right-wing, authoritarian, or intolerant views or practice.
You: NO.
You: BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD WANNA KNOW THAT, BECAUSE I ACTUALLY MATTER, UNLIKE YOU.
You: NO ONE KNOWS YOU.
You: YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS.
You: NO ONE LOVES YOU.
Stranger: I AM QUITE WELL KNOWN IN THIS TOWN
You: IN FACT, YOU'RE UNEXISTANT.
Stranger: AND MY BF IS SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME
You: YOU HAVENT BEEN BORN YET.
Stranger: DON'T YOU MEAN NON-EXISTANT?
You: YOUR BF IS A GAY WHORE.
Stranger: NAY SIR YOU'RE GAY
You: NO.
You: I HAVE A BILLION FUCKING GIRLFRIENDS, BITCH,
You: DON'T FUCKING LIE TO ME.
Stranger: I CAN GET ANY GUY IN MY HOMETOWN
You: I CAN GET ANY GIRL IN MY HOMETOWN, TIMES TWELVE.
You: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SUCH A BITCH?
Stranger: BECAUSE I'M PMSING
You: ...
You: GO TO HELL.
Stranger: BEEN THERE DONE THAT
You: WELL I THINK YOUR A BITCH, YOUR BF IS A WHORE, AND YOU HAVE NO FAMILY.
You: I FUCKING ATE YOUR FAMILY.
You: AND YOUR SOUL.
Stranger: DON'T MAKE ME SHOVE YOU IN A GAS CHAMBER
You: FUCKING RACIST.
You: DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU, BECAUSE I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING FOR A CATHOLIC.
You: FUCKING JEW.
Stranger: IF I'M RACIST THEN HOW COME MY BEST FRIEND IS A JEW
You: I THINK YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS.
You: I fucking ATE your friends.
Stranger: AU CONTRAIRE MONSIEUR
You: WHAT THE FUCK?
You: ENGLISH PLEASE.
Stranger: ON THE CONTRARY SIRE
You: WHAT THE FUCK IS CONTRARY? I'M FUCKING JEWISH, WHY WOULD I UNDERSTAND?
Stranger: MY FRIENDS WOULD FUCKING KILL YOU BEFORE YOU COULD EAT HTEM
You: I'M FUCKING CHUCK NORRIS. I CAN EAT CHUCK NORRIS.
Stranger: GET A FUCKING DICTIONARY
You: ...wait what?
You: YOUR A FUCKING JEW.
Stranger: NOPE
You: YEAH.
You: I THINK I'M A CATHOLIC, AND YOU'RE A JEW.
You: IT'S FUCKING OPPOSITE DAY.
Stranger: ARE YOU FUCKING FIVE?
You: I'M FUCKING FOURTEEN, BITCH.
Stranger: AND I'M EIGHTEEN
You: WOW, BECAUSE YOU'RE SO MUCH OLDER THAN ME.
You: HOLY SHIT, FOUR YEARS.
You: I THINK YOU HAVE LOST YOUR SENSE OF TIME.
Stranger: I THINK YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL
You: I THINK THAT WILL HAPPEN ON THE 25TH.
You: FUCKING.
Stranger: AND I START COLLEGE ON THE 31ST
You: WELL, WHOOP DEE FUCKING DOO. I START 9TH GRADE ON THE 25TH. FUCKING PEDOPHILE, STOP STALKING LITTLE KIDS.
You have disconnected.
Re: Omegle.com
08/02/09 1:53 am | #74
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HAHAHAHAH thats the best one i've seen by far
Re: Omegle.com
08/02/09 2:37 am | #75
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This is one I did tonight
Very immature
Stranger: hi
You: um
You: hi
You: im really shy
You: BUT I LOVE PUTTING XBOXS IN MY ASSHOLE
Very immature
Stranger: hi
You: um
You: hi
You: im really shy
You: BUT I LOVE PUTTING XBOXS IN MY ASSHOLE
