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Re: Re: XBA's First Community Roast! The Crapple Snap
08/07/13 1:32 am | #76
Quote by Mudkip:
As witnessed in the random thoughts thread you can now add granny banger to Snaps extracurricular activities.
Buries her and then gambles away her life fortune all in the same night. What a guy.
she didn't need the money anymore
Re: Re: XBA's First Community Roast! The Crapple Snap
08/07/13 4:44 am | #77
Quote by Mudkip:
As witnessed in the random thoughts thread you can now add granny banger to Snaps extracurricular activities.
Buries her and then gambles away her life fortune all in the same night. What a guy.
Wait, so does this mean that Snap is a third generation slut?
Re: XBA's First Community Roast! The Crapple Snap
08/07/13 6:47 pm | #79
I'm surprised Snap even gets any at all. I just happen to find him utterly repulsive and I can only imagine that he smells like moldy bread and vomit. But of course, the dead can't say no, can they?
Re: Re: XBA's First Community Roast! The Crapple Snap
08/07/13 7:04 pm | #80
Quote by Kimberly cx:
I'm surprised Snap even gets any at all. I just happen to find him utterly repulsive and I can only imagine that he smells like moldy bread and vomit. But of course, the dead can't say no, can they?
don't turn this date rape into a homicide
Re: Re: Re: XBA's First Community Roast! The Crapple Snap
08/07/13 7:52 pm | #82
Quote by Mudkip:
Quote by Kimberly cx:
I'm surprised Snap even gets any at all. I just happen to find him utterly repulsive and I can only imagine that he smells like moldy bread and vomit. But of course, the dead can't say no, can they?
Just remember that moldy bread smell used to be alcohol.
delicious, delicious, alcohol.
Re: Re: XBA's First Community Roast! The Crapple Snap
08/07/13 8:16 pm | #83
Quote by Kimberly cx:
I'm surprised Snap even gets any at all. I just happen to find him utterly repulsive and I can only imagine that he smells like moldy bread and vomit. But of course, the dead can't say no, can they?
I'm confused... Who said he gets laid? I have it on good authority* that he's a virgin. I know, I know- if you drink enough, everyone can get laid, but the amount of alcohol that women would have to consume for him to look attractive is enough to put them in the hospital.
*good authority= his pictures.
Hey Snapple, it's drink til THEY look good, not drink til YOU look good. You're doing it wrong. Stop drinking until you wake up next to an overweight balding transvestite named Julie, and try buying a girl a roofiecolada next time. I don't condone rape, but sometimes...
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Re: Re: Re: XBA's First Community Roast! The Crapple Snap
08/07/13 11:47 pm | #84
Quote by Kat:
I'm confused... Who said he gets laid? I have it on good authority* that he's a virgin. I know, I know- if you drink enough, everyone can get laid, but the amount of alcohol that women would have to consume for him to look attractive is enough to put them in the hospital.
*good authority= his pictures.
Hey Snapple, it's drink til THEY look good, not drink til YOU look good. You're doing it wrong. Stop drinking until you wake up next to an overweight balding transvestite named Julie, and try buying a girl a roofiecolada next time. I don't condone rape, but sometimes...
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This only applies if said female is actually breathing....
Re: XBA's First Community Roast! The Crapple Snap
08/08/13 1:31 am | #85
who needs games when you slip a bitch roofies
Tyler the creator taught me that
Re: Re: XBA's First Community Roast! The Crapple Snap
08/08/13 6:00 am | #86
Quote by The Snapple Cap:
who needs games when you slip a bitch roofies
Tyler the creator taught me that
But your only supposed to give them enough to knock them out.... Not kill them
Re: Re: Re: XBA's First Community Roast! The Crapple Snap
08/08/13 8:11 am | #87
Quote by R4NGER J4KE:
Quote by The Snapple Cap:
who needs games when you slip a bitch roofies
Tyler the creator taught me that
But your only supposed to give them enough to knock them out.... Not kill them
Depends on what your plans for later are...
Re: Re: Re: Re: XBA's First Community Roast! The Crapple Snap
08/08/13 9:45 am | #88
Quote by Kat:
Quote by R4NGER J4KE:
But your only supposed to give them enough to knock them out.... Not kill them
Depends on what your plans for later are...
I think those plans are pretty obvious by now...
Re: XBA's First Community Roast! The Crapple Snap
08/09/13 12:18 pm | #89
can't call the cops if your dead
Re: XBA's First Community Roast! The Crapple Snap
08/09/13 12:19 pm | #90
I bet they are super quiet too..
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