You're a mean one, Mr. Snapple
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel,
Mr. Snapple,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.
You're a monster, Mr. Snapple
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders.
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr Snapple.
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole.
You're a vile one, Mr. Snapple,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile,
Mr Snapple.
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the seasick crocodile.
You're a foul one, Mr. Snapple,
You're a nasty wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk,
Mr Snapple.
The three best words that best describe you,
Are as follows, and I quote"
Stink!
Stank!
Stunk!
You're a rotter Mr Snapple
You're the king of sinful sots
Your hearts a dead tomato squashed with moldy purple spots
Mr. Snapple
Your sole is a appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
You nauseate me, Mr Snapple
With a noxious super nos
You're a crooked jerky jockey and,
You drive a crooked horse
Mr Snapple!
You're a three-decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich,
With arsenic sauce!