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Re: XBA's First Community Roast! The Crapple Snap
08/04/13 5:28 pm | #17
I've seen you guys get more nasty towards Snap in your daily 'Good morning. How are yha?" conversations. Step it up, bitches. Snapple may have just gotten out of diapers but I'm sure he can handle it. He's a big kid now. His Pull-Ups package tells him so.
But I really believe its about time for him to stop breast feeding. I think his mom has some sort of sick enjoyment from it and I'm tired of him hogging all the mom tits. He forgets they are for the community. Not just him.
But I really believe its about time for him to stop breast feeding. I think his mom has some sort of sick enjoyment from it and I'm tired of him hogging all the mom tits. He forgets they are for the community. Not just him.
Re: Re: XBA's First Community Roast! The Crapple Snap
08/04/13 5:38 pm | #18
Quote by Kimberly cx:
I've seen you guys get more nasty towards Snap in your daily 'Good morning. How are yha?" conversations. Step it up, bitches. Snapple may have just gotten out of diapers but I'm sure he can handle it. He's a big kid now. His Pull-Ups package tells him so.
But I really believe its about time for him to stop breast feeding. I think his mom has some sort of sick enjoyment from it and I'm tired of him hogging all the mom tits. He forgets they are for the community. Not just him.
But I really believe its about time for him to stop breast feeding. I think his mom has some sort of sick enjoyment from it and I'm tired of him hogging all the mom tits. He forgets they are for the community. Not just him.
Dafuq
Re: Re: Re: XBA's First Community Roast! The Crapple Snap
08/04/13 6:51 pm | #19
Quote by Daniel:
Quote by Kimberly cx:
I've seen you guys get more nasty towards Snap in your daily 'Good morning. How are yha?" conversations. Step it up, bitches. Snapple may have just gotten out of diapers but I'm sure he can handle it. He's a big kid now. His Pull-Ups package tells him so.
But I really believe its about time for him to stop breast feeding. I think his mom has some sort of sick enjoyment from it and I'm tired of him hogging all the mom tits. He forgets they are for the community. Not just him.
But I really believe its about time for him to stop breast feeding. I think his mom has some sort of sick enjoyment from it and I'm tired of him hogging all the mom tits. He forgets they are for the community. Not just him.
Dafuq
tl;dr
Re: Re: XBA's First Community Roast! The Crapple Snap
08/04/13 7:45 pm | #20
Quote by xSirSwish:
I would use quite a few zingers from the David Hasselhoff roast but that'd be too easy.
Too easy? We referring to Snapple's mom or what?
I heard Snapple's favorite band was Pearl Jam until he found out it wasn't a reference to a human bodily fluid that he enjoys dearly.
Re: Re: XBA's First Community Roast! The Crapple Snap
08/04/13 8:04 pm | #22
Quote by xSirSwish:
Man, Snap, are you ever a drunk. I don't want to say Snap drinks a lot, but his liver was so black and bloated that it could have starred in "Precious."
Fuck!!
Re: XBA's First Community Roast! The Crapple Snap
08/04/13 8:07 pm | #23
apparently it's amateur hour with all these terrible insults.
Re: XBA's First Community Roast! The Crapple Snap
08/04/13 8:09 pm | #24
No, Snapple is one of the few cool people here at XBA that can deal with this roast and not get butthurt.
Apparently it's because his butt takes a pounding on such a regular basis he barely feels it anymore!
Apparently it's because his butt takes a pounding on such a regular basis he barely feels it anymore!
Re: Re: XBA's First Community Roast! The Crapple Snap
08/04/13 8:10 pm | #25
Quote by Minioger:
No, Snapple is one of the few cool people here at XBA that can deal with this roast and not get butthurt.
Apparently it's because his butt takes a pounding on such a regular basis he barely feels it anymore!
Apparently it's because his butt takes a pounding on such a regular basis he barely feels it anymore!
you guys are so tiny I can't feel anything, after all most of you are white.
Re: Re: Re: XBA's First Community Roast! The Crapple Snap
08/04/13 8:12 pm | #26
Quote by The Snapple Cap:
Quote by Minioger:
No, Snapple is one of the few cool people here at XBA that can deal with this roast and not get butthurt.
Apparently it's because his butt takes a pounding on such a regular basis he barely feels it anymore!
Apparently it's because his butt takes a pounding on such a regular basis he barely feels it anymore!
you guys are so tiny I can't feel anything, after all most of you are white.
Bro if you land a 747 in the Grand Canyon the jet looks tiny too. Just saying....
Re: Re: Re: Re: XBA's First Community Roast! The Crapple Snap
08/04/13 8:14 pm | #27
Quote by Minioger:
Quote by The Snapple Cap:
you guys are so tiny I can't feel anything, after all most of you are white.
Bro if you land a 747 in the Grand Canyon the jet looks tiny too. Just saying....
I know for a fact your butthole is the loosest imaginable, whoring yourself out for all those cheap completions, smh.
you make my mom look like a Virgin with some of the stuff you did.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: XBA's First Community Roast! The Crapple Snap
08/04/13 8:18 pm | #28
Quote by The Snapple Cap:
Quote by Minioger:
Bro if you land a 747 in the Grand Canyon the jet looks tiny too. Just saying....
I know for a fact your butthole is the loosest imaginable, whoring yourself out for all those cheap completions, smh.
you make my mom look like a Virgin with some of the stuff you did.
Lmao, this is your roast sir. Save this stuff for mine! That was a great line
Though I'm pretty sure your mom lost her virginity before she was born!
Re: XBA's First Community Roast! The Crapple Snap
08/04/13 8:28 pm | #29
I don't want to say Snap is easy, but the entire cast & crew of Jersey Shore has him on their 360v completion card.
I would like to say he's a douche nozzle but the difference is that douche nozzles actually get close to vaginas and serve a purpose in society.
I would like to say he's a douche nozzle but the difference is that douche nozzles actually get close to vaginas and serve a purpose in society.
Re: XBA's First Community Roast! The Crapple Snap
08/04/13 8:59 pm | #30
What's the difference between Snapple's mom and Snapple? His mom can get laid...