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Re: Re: Re: Re: Random Thoughts
02/08/13 5:29 pm | #12316
Quote by Meta:
Quote by Mozy:
Snow leads to depression and depression leads to drinking which leads to happy time!
I don't seem to be fitting in well here and to be honest, I'm intimidated by everyone's gamerscore. With that said, I am contemplating leaving the forum because I feel like I'm just annoying everyone.
No way, man! You're fitting in fine. You have a good sense of humor and you are active, that is +2 in my book.
We joke around a LOT here so ya gotta grow a thick (fore)skin and don't be afraid to throw some of the dirt back.
Also Junior and Circus enjoy copious quantities of penis. So much so that it's astounding. Really quite remarkable.
Whaaa? Considering leaving? Don't do all that! We seriously love to pick and play. We just be razzin each other. Read some of our spotlights... Being roasted is how we show love. Now, l'll get back to the kitchen and Meta can get back to his free candy van.
+1 for (fore)skin
12/31/69 7:00 pm | #12317
Re: Random Thoughts
02/08/13 5:32 pm | #12318
http://video.foxnews.com/v/2145618423001/chicago-police-will-no-longer-respond-to-all-911-calls/
pretty crazy cops won't be responding to robberies, car thefts, etc in Chicago anymore if you call 911.
Re: Re: Random Thoughts
02/08/13 5:35 pm | #12319
Quote by Mozy:
I greatly appreciate the morale boost!
Yeah plus don't be intimidated by Gamerscore. I'm pretty sure that I can say it doesn't get you laid, it doesn't mean you have a big peen, it doesn't really mean anything in the course of life nor does it make you any better than anyone else.
Frankly I'm better than everyone else naturally, the Gamerscore just reflects it
wait wat?
12/31/69 7:00 pm | #12320
Re: Re: Random Thoughts
02/08/13 5:39 pm | #12321
Quote by Mozy:
I guess I get a -1 because I lost my foreskin 27 years ago.
Some sick bastard eviscerated mine.
"Religious rite"? Fuck that, it's genital mutilation!
...although the ladies do like feeling it and contemplating the difference so I can't bitch too much...
And don't believe what Minioger said, he's just trying to psych you out of the game. When you hit 100k gamerscore, Microsoft sends a couple hookers with bags of cocaine to your house.
Re: Re: Re: Random Thoughts
02/08/13 5:42 pm | #12322
Quote by Meta:
Quote by Mozy:
I guess I get a -1 because I lost my foreskin 27 years ago.
And don't believe what Minioger said, he's just trying to psych you out of the game. When you hit 100k gamerscore, Microsoft sends a couple hookers with bags of cocaine to your house.
what! I never received any of that!
12/31/69 7:00 pm | #12323
Re: Random Thoughts
02/08/13 5:57 pm | #12324
Re: Re: Random Thoughts
02/08/13 6:03 pm | #12325
Re: Random Thoughts
02/08/13 6:55 pm | #12326
Headed over to Redneck Yoda's for gaming weekend like on Big Bang Theory...whooo hoooo
Re: Re: Random Thoughts
02/08/13 10:50 pm | #12327
Quote by Mozy:
My parents must be sick bastards because they didn't want me to have an anteater for a penis. I mean, hey, it's less scrubbing that I have to do!
Seriously, one of my exes was... Ummm, an anteater? And he was like- the filthiest guy. It was crazy how long he'd go without washing. That was the worst combination that has ever existed in penisworld.
Re: Re: Re: Random Thoughts
02/08/13 11:02 pm | #12328
Quote by Kat:
Quote by Mozy:
My parents must be sick bastards because they didn't want me to have an anteater for a penis. I mean, hey, it's less scrubbing that I have to do!
Seriously, one of my exes was... Ummm, an anteater? And he was like- the filthiest guy. It was crazy how long he'd go without washing. That was the worst combination that has ever existed in penisworld.
That's why you ended it with me? Had I known you weren't into some dirty dick erotica, I would have washed it now and then.
Re: does anyone read this part?
02/09/13 12:52 am | #12329
Quote by X:
Quote by Mozy:
I don't seem to be fitting in well here and to be honest, I'm intimidated by everyone's gamerscore. With that said, I am contemplating leaving the forum because I feel like I'm just annoying everyone.
i have heard this excact thing like 20 times over the corse of my time here and i have to say it dosn't matter much, gs is all fine and well but you have to understand most if not all of these guys&gals have been boosting for a number of years, most guys who boost hardcore can up their gs in a month by like 15k and on the lower side around 6-7 so don't beat yourself up when you look at their gs it's taken YEARS to get where they are now.
also if your looking to raise your gs fast and not put a ton of time into it you should check out a handful of games (im sure others can help you out with more but these are the fastest i have completed for 1k)
-sherlock vs jack the ripper (super easy with a online guide you can have the 1k in a day,also note this is THE OLDER SHERLOCK GAME)
-CSI & NCIS (any csi/ncis game will do the trick, they all run a point & click system and like SH vs JR will be easy to beat for 1k in a day and with 5+ games in the series you can boost like 5-6 grand in a week)
that's about all i can offer in terms of really fast boosting games but that dosent mean there aren't more out there, i think we have a thread for boosting games maybe someone will comment on this.
keep playing man, im sitting on almost 62k atm and that took me almost 5 1/2 years
so don't give up the gs will come you just need to find the games to boost it.
edit, btw guys thanks for the cock talk, i really wish i didn't finish reading the damn random thoughts comments now,seriously "anteater"???
Re: Re: Re: Re: Random Thoughts
02/09/13 2:49 am | #12330
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
Quote by Kat:
Seriously, one of my exes was... Ummm, an anteater? And he was like- the filthiest guy. It was crazy how long he'd go without washing. That was the worst combination that has ever existed in penisworld.
That's why you ended it with me? Had I known you weren't into some dirty dick erotica, I would have washed it now and then.
Whatever! You ended it with me when you said I was crap in bed. You can have a filthy dick, but if I shit the bed it's all over the Internet? Hello double standard!
@Mozy- you wish your score was as high as mine!!!
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