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Quote by Melissa Evol:
Quote by Revelation1318:
If you go see The Karate Kid, please try to find the reason why this is set in China and not Japan. Shouldn't be called The Kung-Fu Kid?
LOL I read that review on rotten tomatoes too.
The original wasn't set in Japan either, so I don't see why the remake would be.
My only problem with this movie is that Evol has pointed out that Will Smith's kid is the size of our 7 year old, so it's going to be hard to believe him kicking anyone's ass- even if he's a kung fu master.
... He could kick someone's ass... Literally. But then he'd get SHIT on (both literally and metaphorically).
So there was a thunderstorm last night that was basically shaking my house, and I read on my phone that there was frequent cloud to ground lightning strikes... well, this is what happened, about 10 minutes from my house.
Quote by A Silent Circus:
Yeah, I saw a trailer for it the other day and Jackie Chan kept saying "jacket off" over and over again. "Wax off" is updated to "jacket off".
Quote by IRiSH:
Quote by A Silent Circus:
Yeah, I saw a trailer for it the other day and Jackie Chan kept saying "jacket off" over and over again. "Wax off" is updated to "jacket off".
Quote by iKidd:
Fuck farming! Just wait until you go for the Zombie Genocide achievement, lol! Only 53,000+ kills...
Quote by Detroit SniperX:
Interviews are nothing, just make sure you keep your hands outta your pocket, don't fiddle around with anything, and try to make the person giving the interview laugh at least once and you're golden.
Good luck!
Quote by AJ:
Quote by Detroit SniperX:
Interviews are nothing, just make sure you keep your hands outta your pocket, don't fiddle around with anything, and try to make the person giving the interview laugh at least once and you're golden.
Good luck!
These are good tips. Another few things I recommend:
- Breath really heavily through your mouth, and kind of slump over.
- Look directly at the interviewer, maintain eye contact at all times and try not to blink.
- When you are asked a question, do a small grunt under your breath and then go completely silent. Maintain eye contact and hold this until right when the interviewer is going to say something else, and then answer.
- Before you get in to the heavy questions, ask the interviewer if they do drug testing. Ask them again later in the interview, and if they say 'yes', question them about what drugs specifically they test for. If they mention meth or heroin, ask them how much can be in your system before you fail the test.
- If they say they don't do drug testing, breath a huge sigh of relief and tell them you're very glad because the job sounds like easy money.
Good luck Detroit!!
Quote by Meta:
Man Meta, I didn't know they TASTED for drugs!
Where do they taste usually?
...wait, what were you asking??
Quote by Meta:
...wait, what were you asking??
Hahaha, oh god.
Quote by Meta:
Quote by AJ:
Interviews are nothing, just make sure you keep your hands outta your pocket, don't fiddle around with anything, and try to make the person giving the interview laugh at least once and you're golden.
Good luck!
These are good tips. Another few things I recommend:
- Breath really heavily through your mouth, and kind of slump over.
- Look directly at the interviewer, maintain eye contact at all times and try not to blink.
- When you are asked a question, do a small grunt under your breath and then go completely silent. Maintain eye contact and hold this until right when the interviewer is going to say something else, and then answer.
- Before you get in to the heavy questions, ask the interviewer if they do drug testing. Ask them again later in the interview, and if they say 'yes', question them about what drugs specifically they test for. If they mention meth or heroin, ask them how much can be in your system before you fail the test.
- If they say they don't do drug testing, breath a huge sigh of relief and tell them you're very glad because the job sounds like easy money.
Good luck Detroit!!
And if he asks "Where do you see yourself in five years?" -
Don't say doin' your wife. Don't say doin' your wife. Don't say doin' your wife.
Quote by AJ:
Man Meta, I didn't know they TASTED for drugs!
Where do they taste usually?
Golden shower maybe?
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