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what kind of VD we talking here something like the herp or we getting nasty with syphilis?
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Why not both?
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Why not both?


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oh yeah.oh did i mention she is pregnant with the new guys kid... i hate her so much right now...



Better that she is out of your life now. You could have wasted a lot more years of your life with the wrong person. Go out and pump some loads in a lot of women and forget about her.

THIS!!!

Take Shadow's advice - it's the easiest way to get over heart break. ;) You may not think so right now but afterwards you will understand.

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I don't think "Pumping loads" is the best way. Random sex is like alcohol. You can indulge yourself into a drunken haze but it's only going to make you want something meaningful when you look at yourself in the mirror. If your not shallow, shallow acts won't fill the void. Why not take some time to get yourself in order then you can look for someone that's actually worth your love?

Anyway happy valentines day XBA.
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I don't think "Pumping loads" is the best way. Random sex is like alcohol. You can indulge yourself into a drunken haze but it's only going to make you want something meaningful when you look at yourself in the mirror. If your not shallow, shallow acts won't fill the void. Why not take some time to get yourself in order then you can look for someone that's actually worth your love?

Anyway happy valentines day XBA.



thats pretty much what ive been doing. ive become incredibly introspective since her and i separated. self discovery is actually quite rewarding

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I don't think "Pumping loads" is the best way. Random sex is like alcohol. You can indulge yourself into a drunken haze but it's only going to make you want something meaningful when you look at yourself in the mirror. If your not shallow, shallow acts won't fill the void. Why not take some time to get yourself in order then you can look for someone that's actually worth your love?

Anyway happy valentines day XBA.



this is why one of the reason i still waiting to have sex i still a virgin by the way iwant it to mean some thing i donno i give up on love
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i mean we were separated for over a year because the way the divorce laws work in my state but. while we were doing christmas for our kids at my parents she just blurted out "oh btw im pregnant and me and 'numbnuts' are getting married on V-day just thought you should know."it sucks so i got over her but it just makes me mad cause its like she didnt even care that we were together less than a year ago.



A year?? Oh that's kind of different. I mean- your pride is hurt, but you weren't together when she got pregnant, obviously. And a year is a decent amount of time to be in a relationship before marriage- it's not exactly rushing into it.

I'm not one to sit around mourning relationships, though. When they're over I don't look back.


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I dont see the issue with one night stands, if you are both single consenting adults whats the problem? Sex isnt something that needs to be put on a pedestal.



If you had ever had it, you'd understand.



Ooohhhh I got served.


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Relationships are very overrated IMO. I was in relationships from age 14 to 33, some good some bad. However, now that I'm mid 30's the head on my shoulders does as much thinking as the one down below and I'm very happily single. One of the best things that ever happened was my kids' mom getting married (she's his problem now). Everyone is different though, some people absolutely have to be with someone, even if they're a total pile of shit. I might be the wrong person to ask though since I have gotten a handjob from a one armed stripper, just based on principal....
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Was the handjob before or after the backwards Yankees tattoo?





....or during.....
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Was the handjob before or after the backwards Yankees tattoo?





....or during.....



Different stipper.....It was about a month before. The tattoo was on xmas, the other thing was the day before Thanksgiving....I served food the the homeless at a church that day :confused::confused::confused:
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....did she give the handjob with her remaining hand or her phantom limb hand? because that would be a great party trick...
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....did she give the handjob with her remaining hand or her phantom limb hand? because that would be a great party trick...



I have never seen a amputee strip club before. They must get a hell of a tax break each year for hiring the disabled. One legged pole dancing must be especially difficult.
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Was the handjob before or after the backwards Yankees tattoo?





....or during.....



Different stipper.....It was about a month before. The tattoo was on xmas, the other thing was the day before Thanksgiving....I served food the the homeless at a church that day :confused::confused::confused:



If her arm gets tired does she use her feet?
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....did she give the handjob with her remaining hand or her phantom limb hand? because that would be a great party trick...



I have never seen a amputee strip club before. They must get a hell of a tax break each year for hiring the disabled. One legged pole dancing must be especially difficult.



I once saw a guy with a prosthetic leg use it as a pitcher in the bar, he had the bar renders fill it up with beer and drank straight from his fake leg. It was a weird night.
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