I wish my motorcycle wasn't broken.
Archived: Corrupted Wish Game
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game
12/07/11 10:11 pm | #31
You find the best hamburger in the world. Unfortunately, a man is eating the last bite.
I wish my motorcycle wasn't broken.
I wish my motorcycle wasn't broken.
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
12/08/11 1:00 pm | #32
Your best friend repairs your motorcycle, but with stolen parts. So your motorcycle is confiscated for evidence, and you end up awaiting trial in jail.
I wish I could 1000 Call of Duty 3.
I wish I could 1000 Call of Duty 3.
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
12/08/11 4:04 pm | #33
Just as you 1000 cod3, you get the red ring of death and have to send your Xbox off for repair. It wasn't covered under warranty and the repair is being done over the holidays.
I wish my car got better gas mileage.
I wish my car got better gas mileage.
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
12/08/11 6:15 pm | #34
Your car gets fantastic mileage, because it is a SmartCar. Unfortunately, you are in a wreck on the highway and because your car is so small you are unprotected and now dead.
I wish I didn't have to make dinner tonight.
I wish I didn't have to make dinner tonight.
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
12/09/11 1:47 pm | #35
You win a free dinner from your favorite local restaurant. Unfortunately your server, and Chef didn't wash their hands. So now you have Hepatitis.
I wish I had Herme's winged shoes.
I wish I had Herme's winged shoes.
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
12/10/11 10:04 am | #36
Wish granted - but the shoes only work above 10,000 feet elevation, so every time you put them on and go out in public everyone stops and stares at the weird guy with wings on his shoes.
I wish my tooth wasn't chipped.
I wish my tooth wasn't chipped.
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
12/10/11 6:16 pm | #37
Your tooth is repaired.....however since you did it on the cheap the "alley" dentist used super glue as the sealant, and now you can't open your mouth.
I wish rainbows really were made out of skittles.
I wish rainbows really were made out of skittles.
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
12/29/11 4:40 pm | #38
Rainbows are now made out of real skittles, chocolate flows in the rivers, and flowers are lollipops. Now we are all morbidly obese and have frighteningly bad teeth.
I wish my closet was bigger.
I wish my closet was bigger.
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
12/30/11 11:51 am | #39
Your closet grows to the size of a small village. However due to its new size you must pay several "villagers" to maintain it, as a result you have no money for new clothes, and most of your old clothes have been repossessed.
I wish I was the winner of Survivor.
I wish I was the winner of Survivor.
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
01/25/12 10:55 pm | #40
Wish granted, however you leave the Survivor area to find the world in an apocalypse and you are one of the only survivors!
I wish everyone was organized
I wish everyone was organized
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
02/02/12 9:40 pm | #41
But when they are organized they all launch them selfs to the moon using NASA's last rocket ship and you all crash land on the moon and must recreate life but you only have 1 year worth of air and supplies.....
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
09/25/12 3:18 pm | #42
No wish to corrupt in the last post, so I'll re-corrupt the previous wish....
Giant carnivorous aliens invade Earth and organize everyone into ziploc bags based on race, gender, fitness levels, etc (since all these things obviously affect our flavor), then throw us into a giant cosmic freezer for later use as TV Dinners.
I wish I won the lottery
Giant carnivorous aliens invade Earth and organize everyone into ziploc bags based on race, gender, fitness levels, etc (since all these things obviously affect our flavor), then throw us into a giant cosmic freezer for later use as TV Dinners.
I wish I won the lottery
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
12/10/12 9:40 am | #43
TA-DA!!! You have won the lottery and a large package of $100 dollar bills falls out of the sky - killing you instantly. Enjoy your cash.
I wish that I was 20 years old again.
I wish that I was 20 years old again.
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
12/13/12 3:32 pm | #44
You wake up tomorrow and the date is December 14 1705, and you are 20 years old.
I wish Santa was real
I wish Santa was real
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
05/18/13 9:42 am | #45
DING! Wish granted. But this isn't the nice happy Santa! Nope. Evil Bastard Santa takes your stuff and shits on your carpet. Enjoy your new Christmas.
I wish that M$ would see the NexBox from the gamer's point of view.
I wish that M$ would see the NexBox from the gamer's point of view.