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Corrupted Wish Game
07/19/11 3:57 am | #1
Hey this is a game I got from another forum I'm a part of and it worked really well...I could see it being amusing on this one for sure, so why not give it a shot?
Basically in this game one person posts a wish and the next person corrupts it, then makes their own.
For example:
Person 1: I wish for a house.
Person 2: It catches on fire and burns down. I wish for no school.
Person X: You drop out and your life is miserable. I wish for a car.....
etc, etc etc.
I'll start with:
I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
07/19/11 4:04 am | #2
You clock in and there's a gas leak and the place blows up with you inside it...I wish for a steady relationship with a chick that's not crazy and actually does stuff for ME for once too.
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
07/19/11 6:41 am | #3
It turns out she actually has a personality and she gets pissed at you for not doing shit and goes all Lorena Bobbit on you.
I wish for a Maserati!
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
07/19/11 8:30 am | #4
Your Maserati does 185. You lose your license and now you can't drive! Lol
I wish I could work less hours and bring home the same money.
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
07/19/11 11:16 am | #5
You get fired, have no job, and lose everything.
I wish I had food right now.
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
07/19/11 11:24 am | #6
You find some food, eat it, only to get food poisoning
i wish someone would come mow the yard for me
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
07/19/11 4:55 pm | #7
They mow your yard and then move into your house making you homeless.
I wish for more hours in the day.
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07/19/11 5:17 pm | #8
The sun never sets. Everything on earth burns up.
I wish these robots at work weren't pieces of shit.
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
07/19/11 5:25 pm | #10
You find some pudding, once you open the lid Bill Cosby comes through the door frantically saying pudding pop and slaughter the family.
i wish my mother in law would get off the phone with my wife so we can watch last nights episode of Master Chef
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
07/19/11 6:12 pm | #11
After getting off the phone with your wife, your mother-in-law decides to move in with you, thus ending any happiness you ever had.
I wish someone would clean my house.
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
07/19/11 6:30 pm | #12
A lady from the show hoarders comes and "cleans out your house" and you come home to find you have nothing.
I wish Duels of the Planeswalkers would release some DLC.
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
07/19/11 8:55 pm | #13
They release DLC for the pc only.
I wish I could go swimming tonight...
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
07/19/11 11:00 pm | #14
you go swimming and someone thought it would be funny to put a shark in the pool, thus biting your legs off!
I wish someone would do my laundry
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07/19/11 11:40 pm | #15
Someone else does your laundry but steals all your underwear and pisses on
the rest of your clothes before starting the dryer.
I wish I had invented the Snuggie.
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