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Boyfriend/Girlfriend Needed - December's Community Roast

Interview | December 1, 2013 9:00 am
By AJ

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He's always in search of a guy like Thor to check out his pecs, but he likes women too?

I'm so confused. Make up your mind, Heath. Freak.
(Source: XBA)
Keywords: Mr. Lonely, Trannies Welcomed, Heath

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My recommendation to Heath would be an inflate-a-mate.
She doesn't cook or clean but she will never say no.
And you won't get arrested this time.
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If we're talking about heath, I think his fairest chance at an equal partner would lead him to Kokomo Indiana, or some kind of make-shift village created near several sources of radiation and squalor.

Otherwise I imagine the conversation would go a little something like this...

Heath - Wood u lyke to sex with me?

Desperately sex starved woman - absolutely not

Heath - I'm saveing mysefl for thor 3 anyway..........(audible crying)
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Mail order bride.
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Mail order bride.



redhead one i was looking at the german ones one time they have a few very cute redheads
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Said no woman ever (to Heath).

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Damn heath when did we start roasts haha
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Don't forget about his favorite actress jay
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Damn heath when did we start roasts haha



few months ago matt pay attention u never pay attention u always 420 blazing it
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You can't roast Heath. This abuse will just be another typical Sunday evening for him.
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I can't say anything bad about Heath, I'm really glad we have him around.

Especially because now I'm not the resident sex-crazed creepy dude with questionable intentions, he is. :D
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You deliberately go out of your way to prove you have terrible taste in video games.
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:D

Quote by Meta:


I can't say anything bad about Heath, I'm really glad we have him around.

Especially because now I'm not the resident sex-crazed creepy dude with questionable intentions, he is. :D



:D
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Quote by ComMandeR SouR:


If we're talking about heath, I think his fairest chance at an equal partner would lead him to Kokomo Indiana, or some kind of make-shift village created near several sources of radiation and squalor.

Otherwise I imagine the conversation would go a little something like this...

Heath - Wood u lyke to sex with me?

Desperately sex starved woman - absolutely not

Heath - I'm saveing mysefl for thor 3 anyway..........(audible crying)



i normally ask the girl to marry me first
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Heath: the only person with a voice comparable to Meta.
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