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Boyfriend/Girlfriend Needed - December's Community Roast
Interview | December 1, 2013 9:00 am
Pic framed, edited, and filtered by my Note 3!
He's always in search of a guy like Thor to check out his pecs, but he likes women too?
I'm so confused. Make up your mind, Heath. Freak.
(Source: XBA)
Keywords: Mr. Lonely, Trannies Welcomed, Heath
Closed: Article Discussion: Boyfriend/Girlfriend Needed - December's Community Roast
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Re: Boyfriend/Girlfriend Needed - December's Community Roast
12/01/13 9:19 am | #2
My recommendation to Heath would be an inflate-a-mate.
She doesn't cook or clean but she will never say no.
And you won't get arrested this time.
Re: Boyfriend/Girlfriend Needed - December's Community Roast
12/01/13 10:39 am | #3
If we're talking about heath, I think his fairest chance at an equal partner would lead him to Kokomo Indiana, or some kind of make-shift village created near several sources of radiation and squalor.
Otherwise I imagine the conversation would go a little something like this...
Heath - Wood u lyke to sex with me?
Desperately sex starved woman - absolutely not
Heath - I'm saveing mysefl for thor 3 anyway..........(audible crying)
Re: Boyfriend/Girlfriend Needed - December's Community Roast
12/01/13 12:01 pm | #4
Re: Re: Boyfriend/Girlfriend Needed - December's Community Roast
12/01/13 12:07 pm | #5
Quote by The Snapple Cap:
Mail order bride.
redhead one i was looking at the german ones one time they have a few very cute redheads
Re: Boyfriend/Girlfriend Needed - December's Community Roast
12/01/13 12:33 pm | #6
Said no woman ever (to Heath).
Re: Boyfriend/Girlfriend Needed - December's Community Roast
12/01/13 12:45 pm | #7
Damn heath when did we start roasts haha
Re: Boyfriend/Girlfriend Needed - December's Community Roast
12/01/13 12:48 pm | #8
Don't forget about his favorite actress jay
Re: Re: Boyfriend/Girlfriend Needed - December's Community Roast
12/01/13 12:50 pm | #9
Quote by mattd411:
Damn heath when did we start roasts haha
few months ago matt pay attention u never pay attention u always 420 blazing it
Re: Boyfriend/Girlfriend Needed - December's Community Roast
12/01/13 1:04 pm | #10
You can't roast Heath. This abuse will just be another typical Sunday evening for him.
Re: Boyfriend/Girlfriend Needed - December's Community Roast
12/01/13 3:37 pm | #11
I can't say anything bad about Heath, I'm really glad we have him around.
Especially because now I'm not the resident sex-crazed creepy dude with questionable intentions, he is.
Re: Boyfriend/Girlfriend Needed - December's Community Roast
12/01/13 3:50 pm | #12
You deliberately go out of your way to prove you have terrible taste in video games.
Re: Re: Boyfriend/Girlfriend Needed - December's Community Roast
12/01/13 4:59 pm | #13
Quote by Meta:
I can't say anything bad about Heath, I'm really glad we have him around.
Especially because now I'm not the resident sex-crazed creepy dude with questionable intentions, he is.
Re: Re: Boyfriend/Girlfriend Needed - December's Community Roast
12/01/13 7:20 pm | #14
Quote by ComMandeR SouR:
If we're talking about heath, I think his fairest chance at an equal partner would lead him to Kokomo Indiana, or some kind of make-shift village created near several sources of radiation and squalor.
Otherwise I imagine the conversation would go a little something like this...
Heath - Wood u lyke to sex with me?
Desperately sex starved woman - absolutely not
Heath - I'm saveing mysefl for thor 3 anyway..........(audible crying)
i normally ask the girl to marry me first
Re: Boyfriend/Girlfriend Needed - December's Community Roast
12/01/13 8:44 pm | #15
Heath: the only person with a voice comparable to Meta.
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