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Re: Omegle.com
07/26/09 8:07 pm | #31
LMAO HERE IS THE ONE I JUST HAD.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: oh herro
You: you no make a fuck on me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Punk?
You: Rock?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hows it goin
Stranger: good
You: yeah me too
You: except there is a loud buzzing noise in my ear
Stranger: Stop, you have violated the law! You must pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit
You: ooh an elder scrolls quote you're awesome
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
and my favorite so far.
Stranger: f looking for f
You: that's hot!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I'm having too much fun with this site.
Re: Omegle.com
07/26/09 9:26 pm | #32
cockblocked.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: do you wanna fuck with me?
You: yes, im so turned on right now
You: that last person i talked to just had me all so turned on
You: but sadly he had to leave
You: and i need to get off
You: btw nice to meet you, im a bisexual tranny asian
You: 
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
apparentally bi asian trannys just dont turn people on...
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hii
You: oh hi
You: would you like to make sweet sweet love to some very soothing music?
You: ill get the candles
You: you just bring your sexy body
You: oh btw, id like to mention im a bisexual asian tranny
You: i hope thats not a problem
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Re: Omegle.com
07/26/09 9:43 pm | #34
LOL i got the same oblivion guy!
Re: Re: Omegle.com
07/26/09 9:53 pm | #35
Quote by Lady Evol:
So... how bored do you have to be to go to this site then???
Chronic Levels of Boredom.
Re: Re: Omegle.com
07/26/09 10:01 pm | #36
Quote by Lady Evol:
So... how bored do you have to be to go to this site then???
actually, not as bored as you think.
Re: Omegle.com
07/26/09 10:04 pm | #37
I've had some good ones.. but:
Stranger: hi
You: Herro
Stranger: m or f?
You: Both
Stranger: no
You: Yes, both.
Stranger: no
You: You're a negative nancy aren't you?
Stranger: im not boath
You: No, but I am
You: It's amazing what doctors can do these days
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Re: Re: Omegle.com
07/26/09 10:19 pm | #38
Quote by LOWlifeSpIdEr:
LMAO HERE IS THE ONE I JUST HAD.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: oh herro
You: you no make a fuck on me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Punk?
You: Rock?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hows it goin
Stranger: good
You: yeah me too
You: except there is a loud buzzing noise in my ear
Stranger: Stop, you have violated the law! You must pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit
You: ooh an elder scrolls quote you're awesome
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
and my favorite so far.
Stranger: f looking for f
You: that's hot!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I'm having too much fun with this site.
LMAO! okay i gotta try this. brb.
EDIT:
Unattributed Quote:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
INSTANT FAIL! hahahahaha! i'm not done yet hold up...
........ edit...
Unattributed Quote:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: ASL PLZ!
Stranger: 18/f/canada
You: nice! 19/f/nc
Stranger: cool, cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
this really isn't working for me....
Re: Omegle.com
07/26/09 10:35 pm | #39
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Harras?
You: why would you want to harrass me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hello
You: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
Stranger: YEEEEEAH NIGGA
You: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY
You: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY
Stranger: 
You: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT
Stranger: MAKE ME A SAMMICH
You: k
You: brb
Stranger: hokay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
apparently that person didnt want the sandwich i was making them.
Re: Omegle.com
07/26/09 10:39 pm | #40
MASK will appreciate this one!
Unattributed Quote:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello
You: howdy
You: what's goin down?
Stranger: not much, i guess that's the reason why i'm on omegle
You: true that lol
Stranger: where are you from?
You: IA. how about you?
Stranger: i'm from the netherlands
You: no shit? ever heard of the great machine?
You: oh nevermind. i'm thinking of the wastelands. my bad
You: uhhhh... play video games at all?
Stranger: the great machine? what's that
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you know, i'm actually at a LAN party right now
Stranger: everyone happens to be sleeping
Stranger: well, pretty much everyone
You: the great machine is from sacred 2
You: fuck sleep
Stranger: really?
You: oh yeah
Stranger: i've played sacred 2 but can't remember hearing anything about sacred 2
Stranger: oh
You: .... what?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: replace the last sacred 2 with the great machine
Stranger: lol
You: you fail at life. goodbye
You have disconnected.
Re: Omegle.com
07/26/09 10:43 pm | #41
LMAO i'm sorry for the double post but this shit is just too classic.
Unattributed Quote:
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi stranger
You: hello there
You: this is my new favorite thing to do!
Stranger: how are you ?
You: i'm just fine. and you?
Stranger: fine too ;D
Stranger: what's your name ?
You: my name?
You: uhh..... er..... david?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Re: Omegle.com
07/26/09 10:50 pm | #42
Stranger: ㅗㅑ
You: THE NUMBER 23 ITS EVERYWHERE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Re: Omegle.com
07/26/09 10:55 pm | #43
apparently no one likes the song sweet caroline 
i keep typing
SWEET CAROLINE
BAH BAH BAH
and then the people leave
Re: Omegle.com
07/26/09 11:01 pm | #44
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: wtf is up with this..... oh hello
You: i keep getting dropped before i even say anything! lol
Stranger: ...
Stranger: from??
You: you first
Stranger: South Korea..
You: north america
You: what do you do for fun?
Stranger: um....
Stranger: South Korea did I?
You: excuse me?
You: uhhhhhh... do you.... drink beer at least?
Stranger: ......I can not speak English well 낵교
You: you've been typing for over NINE THOUSAAAAAAND seconds now
Stranger: I can not speak English well sorry
You: oh. well that sucks. do you doosh?
Stranger: Do not understand
You: hmmm.... do you have a vag unit?
Stranger: ????? sorry ㅠㅠ
You: no it's cool. i've dipped my hand in a dirty cookie jar then and again.
You: tell me about your family
Stranger: my ...
Stranger: Mom, Dad, brother, or a cat
You: ... YES
Stranger: your Popular drama
You: i prefer pop star butt sex culture
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Do you like the place?
You: would you like to MEAT my face?
You: seriously... my friends will love this... but i'm finding it boring now.... END IT
Stranger: sorry Bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Re: Omegle.com
07/26/09 11:18 pm | #45
Unattributed Quote:
to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: looking for horny female , must have msn and cam and over the age of 18
You: oh shit that's me!
You: hiiii!
Stranger: really
Stranger: asl
You: 19/f/cali babaaaaay!
You: u?
You: hello???
Stranger: you r ni california?
Stranger: los angles?
You: yah bakersfield
You: no la
You: bakersfield lol
Stranger: you cam,really
Stranger: msn?
Stranger: me los angels
You: i think so. my bf pissed me off so i'm ready to show it all. fuck him. asshole
You: wanna see me?
Stranger: kamby@hotmail.com
You: i dunno abou that stuff
Stranger: kamby19@hotmail.com
You: is there a wayy for me to show you here?e
Stranger: what do you mean
You: i dunno bout email stuff
You: i just wannta get naked
You: i dont use the computerr muc
Stranger: your msn address..
You: ???
You: cnat i just get naked and you see it
Stranger: do you have one
You: nooo
Stranger: what ?
Stranger: you even no t have a msn?
You: no i dont think so unless my bf has one but i hate him
You: he fucks me too hard. prick
You: hurt me he did
Stranger: i want your cam
You: whr u at?
Stranger: los angels
You: thats like 30 min away rite/
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i mean through the cam
You: i dunno how to werk it
You: wanna meat
Stranger: you
Stranger: now?
You: why not. i'm druynk your drunk
You: lets do his
You: *tis
You: *this
Stranger: you come here
Stranger: or i go to your place
You: your place. just tell me wut to tell te cab drbver
You: *driver
Stranger: you r funny\
Stranger: you r drunk?
You: hahah yeah
You: alwayss
You: my bf sucks the qbs dick
You: faggot
Stranger: okey
You: no room 4 me
You: u ther
Stranger: you have to go to bed
You: why?
Stranger: you r drunk
You: no no o not too much
You: i just ant to live a little
You: you sound nicce
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: but i donnt think you wanna have sex with me
You: you so7nd like youd take care of me
You: yes i do'
You: do*
Stranger: no
You: fine be that way.
You: i'll get it somewhere els
Stranger: no
Stranger: i donnt
Stranger: i dont
You: dont what?
Stranger: i wanna say bye
Stranger: and good night
You: your loss
You: night
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
ALMOST had that SOB by the BALLS! hahahaha!
there's some creepy mo fos out there....
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