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The April's Fool- XBA Community Spotlight

Interview | April 1, 2014 11:57 pm
I'm backkkkk doing this community spotlight thing again- which really should be called the "Community SPORTlight," when I do it since these guys need to be pretty good sports. Good sports leads me to the introduction of this month's spotlightee...

Well, we've roasted him, we've flame toasted him, but we've never interviewed him- and this month I thought I'd take on Snapple for an interview. He wasn't originally supposed to be the spotlight, but I received a pm from Jackson the other day letting me know that AJ is about to be destaffed for comic mischief and Meta and I needed to decide who to bring in as the 3rd staff member.

After long hard thoughts, and sex and other stuff, we decided that the ideal mod would be on a lot, to be able to watch for flame wars, but not have a lot of friends, so as to avoid looking biased. Obviously Snapple fit these criterion, so I'd love to introduce you guys to the newest member of XBA's staff, the head moderator- THE SNAPPLE CAP!!!!


Or as the NJPD knows him, frequent offender #3405033


(Applause) OK, so on to the interview...

Kat: So congratulations on the position! What exactly do you feel qualifies you to be a leader on xboxamerica?

Snapper: I play lots of mp. like garden warfare. But I've been a mod b4 I r no it is srs bsns.


Also, he's put us under a magic spell...


Kat: Ahh... ok. So, tell us something about yourself- who is SNAPPLE, really?

SnapL: I Don't know how someone could not like taco bell. Red Bull tastes gross.
Some guys like girls with small boobs.


The small boob thing will work well when it's time for Snapple to find a husband...


Kat: Ahhh... all of those things are- true?
So you're in school, can you tell us more about that?

Snapple: "What's the worst that could happen," That's my motto. Dentist. Eye doctor. Massive amounts of homework. And night class. #myparentsarerichproblems

Kat: So let's talk about gaming... that's what this site is about. What kind of games do you like?

Snapple: I fucking love shooters. If I can go pew pew pew and things die count me in. I can't find anyone on my friends list on xba that was good at gears

Kat: Evol was good at gears back in his day... and I hear he welcomes all takers. Anyway, how about movies? I know a while ago, you and that Detroit-bag were voicing some questionable opinions. I think it was Detroit anyway- man that guy...

Snapple: Detroit can make some funny posts. I was texting him today he was like, "yo just got this star wars backpack." I was like, "wat u rebel scum I'm in death star blowing up ur town. o wait Detroit is already destroyed lol." He was like, "bro if you want me to join u get some better backpacks." idk.

Kat: Cool story....

Snapple: Name a movie better than grandmas boy.

Kat: 80% of movies are better.

Snapple: What? No.

Kat: At least it's not in my triad of unsavable, worst movies ever.

Snapple:The only comedy I might put over grandmas boy is step brothers

Kat: ...
...
Step brothers is in my triad of worst movies ever.

Snapple: We have very different tastes in comedies

Kat: With the heartbreak kid and good luck chuck.

Snapple: Never seen those

Kat: They are awful. You'd probably love them. So- when you're not trolling xba, what do you like to do in your free time?


As if we didn't know...


Snapple: 3 bottles of Grey goose for 1000 dollars.

Kat: Neat! Soooo... anyway, I guess that about wraps it up- thanks for taking the time to talk to me, and enjoy your new power over the peasants!!!


Thanks, Snap, for taking time out of your busy day of hanging with your best buds to answer questions...


And to anyone still reading this... put away the razor blade.
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Stay tuned for the REAL April CS in a couple of days. HAHAHAHAAAAA


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I couldn't even get through this because the answers were so spot on I wanted to kill myself after the first "reply."
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LOL now that's funny!
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Quote by Meta:





Bingo.
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I'd be laughing if it weren't 99% accurate.
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"3 bottles of grey goose for 1000 dollars" serious roffles very lol.
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You mean this is a joke? Seemed legit to me... I mean, what could possibly go wrong with Snapple as a mod.... really? What could... possibly... go....

Uh, never mind!

(Great fake interview, though!)
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So much bullshit. XD
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A wise man once said "tap the bottle and twist the cap." I think it applies :)
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