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Archived: Article Discussion: Let's Roast In The New Year
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Let's Roast In The New Year
01/02/14 3:41 pm | #31
you didnt fix or change anything...
Re: Let's Roast In The New Year
01/02/14 9:55 pm | #33
Lmao 2 poles 1 hole nicole
im done.
also heath is the only guy with such awful spelling that his computer's autocorrect gave up and stopped working, the first person with such awful spelling and grammar to make the computer go "fuck it i'm out!"
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Let's Roast In The New Year
01/02/14 10:09 pm | #34
Quote by BIGP 6:
Quote by heathkilljoy:
well why dose every thing have to be about sex wit people gosh horny as mother fucker these is just so much more to life then repopularing oh wait that why black people have so many kids to get bigger wel fare checks
I really can't understand how somebody's who's life is one big ass joke can be so bad at telling them. Here's a lil lesson for you mr heathkillawomansjoy, the thing that makes a roast funny is it pokes fun at facts (for the most part) about the person that's being roasted so it doesn't really work when you say things like I'm on welfare & have a lot of kids seeing as I only have one child & don't qualify for welfare since I make more money in a week than you do in a year with the allowance that your mom gives from those glory hole jobs that she's oh so famous for earning her the nicname 2poles 1hole Nicole.
And as for what snappy said about my arrest record.......that is accurate
screw it who care if it fact of not this is the best fun i had all week and my birthday saturday so hell yeah and by the way women love me i just dont want to have sex
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01/02/14 10:22 pm | #35
Quote by heathkilljoy:
Quote by BIGP 6:
I really can't understand how somebody's who's life is one big ass joke can be so bad at telling them. Here's a lil lesson for you mr heathkillawomansjoy, the thing that makes a roast funny is it pokes fun at facts (for the most part) about the person that's being roasted so it doesn't really work when you say things like I'm on welfare & have a lot of kids seeing as I only have one child & don't qualify for welfare since I make more money in a week than you do in a year with the allowance that your mom gives from those glory hole jobs that she's oh so famous for earning her the nicname 2poles 1hole Nicole.
And as for what snappy said about my arrest record.......that is accurate
screw it who care if it fact of not this is the best fun i had all week and my birthday saturday so hell yeah
and by the way women love me i just dont want to have sex
Is this before or after you tell them you're jobless and live with your mommy?
If THIS is the best fun you've had all week this just proves that you REAAAALLY need to get out more especially since new years was yesterday
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01/02/14 10:33 pm | #36
Quote by Daniel:
Quote by heathkilljoy:
screw it who care if it fact of not this is the best fun i had all week and my birthday saturday so hell yeah and by the way women love me i just dont want to have sex
Is this before or after you tell them you're jobless and live with your mommy?
If THIS is the best fun you've had all week this just proves that you REAAAALLY need to get out more especially since new years was yesterday
hell yeah
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01/02/14 11:05 pm | #37
Quote by heathkilljoy:
...i just dont want to have sex
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01/02/14 11:13 pm | #38
Quote by Mindy:
Quote by heathkilljoy:
...i just dont want to have sex
over popular world already why added to it
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01/02/14 11:24 pm | #39
Quote by heathkilljoy:
over popular world already why added to it
Condom, Vasectomy... Pull out?
Lemme guess, you'd rather be "All Natural"
and just because you don't have a kid doesn't mean the world will stop being populated, and besides, every human in the world could live in Texas with at least 1000 Sq Ft and that's assuming children get their own house
Re: Let's Roast In The New Year
01/02/14 11:32 pm | #40
sex isn't just about having kids, it's also fun and feels good.
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01/02/14 11:47 pm | #41
Quote by heathkilljoy:
over popular world already why added to it
I don't think anyone was suggesting you procreate...
Also- did Big just win his own roast??
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01/02/14 11:54 pm | #42
Quote by Kat:
Quote by heathkilljoy:
over popular world already why added to it
I don't think anyone was suggesting you procreate...
Also- did Big just win his own roast??
did heath get destroyed in 2 separate roasts?
the answer to both our questions is yes.
Re: Re: Let's Roast In The New Year
01/03/14 12:10 am | #43
Quote by The Snapple Cap:
sex isn't just about having kids, it's also fun and feels good.
i pretty sure ur a man whore
Re: Re: Re: Let's Roast In The New Year
01/03/14 3:26 am | #44
Quote by heathkilljoy:
Quote by The Snapple Cap:
sex isn't just about having kids, it's also fun and feels good.
i pretty sure ur a man whore
I fail to see how Snap saying that sex is fun and feels good equates to him being a man whore.
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01/03/14 9:05 am | #45
Quote by Dvader83:
Quote by heathkilljoy:
i pretty sure ur a man whore
I fail to see how Snap saying that sex is fun and feels good equates to him being a man whore.
i hear some of here storys him waking up at random girls houes really help my case
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