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Let's Roast In The New Year
Article | January 1, 2014 4:32 pm
Roast BigP. Not because he's terrible and smells like cat pee, but because he's gay.
(Source: Is This Real Life?)
Keywords: BigP sux butt, Snapple's Whore Mom, Meta is P's sex slave, Popeye's Chicken, Possibly Waffles
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Re: Let's Roast In The New Year
01/01/14 4:33 pm | #2
Re: Let's Roast In The New Year
01/01/14 4:34 pm | #3
Re: Let's Roast In The New Year
01/01/14 4:41 pm | #4
he really dose smell like cat pee and he hate white people
Re: Let's Roast In The New Year
01/01/14 5:09 pm | #6
He eats enough fried chicken to have a kfc open up a franchise in his kitchen
Re: Let's Roast In The New Year
01/01/14 5:29 pm | #8
BigP:"Wh.....bat....ca...pu..........bl............ob..........st...........................muthafuckin........fr................go.............Can you hear me?"
Me:"Get a new fuckin mic or stop stealing internet from Popeye's"
There's an example of an every day Xbox live conversation with P
Also, why is Snapples Mom not a keyword?
Re: Let's Roast In The New Year
01/01/14 5:38 pm | #9
He refuses to spend 20 dollars on a new mic when his sounds like hes talking in morse code
Re: Let's Roast In The New Year
01/01/14 5:43 pm | #10
No here is your typical BigP conversation:
BigP: Snapple is a homo.
Me: I didin't know that. Who told you?
BigP: Snapples mom did whilst she blew me as I played Metal Gear Solid.
Me: Oh you showed her your "Solid Snake"? Or what it "Big Boss"?
BigP: Speaking of Metal Gear Solid. It would be great if Rockstar took over development from Konami...
[INSERT 3 HOUR MONOLOGUE ABOUT HOW GREAT ROCKSTAR IS]
Healthkilljoy has joined the party
BigP has left the party
Re: Re: Let's Roast In The New Year
01/01/14 5:44 pm | #11
Quote by BeaverHunter:
Also, why is Snapples Mom not a keyword?
It is now.
Re: Re: Let's Roast In The New Year
01/01/14 5:46 pm | #12
Quote by The Snapple Cap:
He refuses to spend 20 dollars on a new mic when his sounds like hes talking in morse code
If they sold mic's at the liquor store in 40oz bottles he'd have 34 of them fuckers laying around
Re: Re: Let's Roast In The New Year
01/01/14 5:59 pm | #13
Quote by Vermillion Haze:
No here is your typical BigP conversation:
BigP: Snapple is a homo.
Me: I didin't know that. Who told you?
BigP: Snapples mom did whilst she blew me as I played Metal Gear Solid.
Me: Oh you showed her your "Solid Snake"? Or what it "Big Boss"?
BigP: Speaking of Metal Gear Solid. It would be great if Rockstar took over development from Konami...
[INSERT 3 HOUR MONOLOGUE ABOUT HOW GREAT ROCKSTAR IS]
Healthkilljoy has joined the party
BigP: get a job you fucking freeloader
Heathkilljoy has left the party
fixed.
Re: Re: Re: Let's Roast In The New Year
01/01/14 6:12 pm | #14
Quote by The Snapple Cap:
Quote by Vermillion Haze:
No here is your typical BigP conversation:
BigP: Snapple is a homo.
Me: I didin't know that. Who told you?
BigP: Snapples mom did whilst she blew me as I played Metal Gear Solid.
Me: Oh you showed her your "Solid Snake"? Or what it "Big Boss"?
BigP: Speaking of Metal Gear Solid. It would be great if Rockstar took over development from Konami...
[INSERT 3 HOUR MONOLOGUE ABOUT HOW GREAT ROCKSTAR IS]
Healthkilljoy has joined the party
BigP: get a job you fucking freeloader
Heath: I can't, I can't make up my mind if I'm retarded, have downs syndrome or Aspergers
BigP: Shut the fuck up with your damn excuses you don't have shit you're just stupid
Bi-Polar Heath: shut up *insert racial slur here* I hope you all die
Heathkilljoy has left the party
fixed.
Fixed
Re: Let's Roast In The New Year
01/01/14 6:14 pm | #15
Kudos for aspergers and not assburgers.
.....but P has both.
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