Closed: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
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My husband: That's a good looking lady right there.
Me: Mhmm.
My husband: You don't think so? That's a pretty lady!
Me: A little too pretty. Don't get too excited, I bet she'd expect you to hold in your farts.
My husband: (sighs)
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There were quite a few girls that I saw in college that I wouldn't touch with Snapple's donger!
You're going to sit there and tell me you wouldn't give it to that wheel chaired chick? Clearly she stated that her vagina was not in fact handicapped, which means she is totally down for some all night pelvis bumping. 8======D
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These past few posts in this thread remind me of my days in the military stationed in the desert. The men to women ratio was like 15 to 1. It would never matter what features a woman had or didn't have. A year in the desert with a bunch of dudes made any woman look good.
You could probably say the same thing about someone who just got out of the joint.
Or a heavy drinker (looks at Snapple).
hey now I drink to make them more interesting.
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I'd argue this, but I know it's still mostly true. Just not me
There were quite a few girls that I saw in college that I wouldn't touch with Snapple's donger!
lolwut is this I don't even...
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By the way, I was kidding Snap! No harm no foul!
I'm sure a Victoria's Secret model would kill ya boner because she couldn't do math
also getting ripped of sux dix
For those of you who have done the Imperial Star Destroyer sequence in The Force Unleashed, I think you know what grinds my gears.
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For those of you who have done the Imperial Star Destroyer sequence in The Force Unleashed, I think you know what grinds my gears.
damn if you think that part is bad try beating the game on sith master, i almost threw the controller after fighting the last boss like 10 times.
gamestop running out of the premium edition of bioshock infinite and missing out on all that sweet extra stuff.
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By the way, I was kidding Snap! No harm no foul!
I'm sure a Victoria's Secret model would kill ya boner because she couldn't do math
That's what I'm saying!!! Easy to take a hard stance when the situation will never present itself, though!!
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My husband: That's a good looking lady right there.
Me: Mhmm.
My husband: You don't think so? That's a pretty lady!
Me: A little too pretty. Don't get too excited, I bet she'd expect you to hold in your farts.
My husband: (sighs)
You handle that better than I would. Nowhere in that conversation did you break down crying asking why you're not good enough for him- and I'm assuming his penis is still attached.
All in all, a much better reaction than mine would be.
XD
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