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Re: Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
03/18/11 11:39 am | #2897
Quote by Tremmor:
My lazy ass girlfriend. She doesnt understand yeah she might work but there is still shit to be done at home. Its bullshit I bring in more money from the VA by just sitting at home going to school. I clean the damn house I cook, I take care of our son. And she doesnt understand why we fight so damn much.
So, who makes the sammiches then?
Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
03/18/11 12:42 pm | #2899
I know what you mean, when I get sick and have to stay home, the wife covers for me at work (family business). It's harder to stay home with the kids than to stay at work dealing with people.
But still, when I grab my controller........I'd better get my sammich!!!
Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
03/18/11 2:32 pm | #2900
^^^hahahahaha^^^ reminds me of a joke. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
Re: Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
03/18/11 8:37 pm | #2901
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
^^^hahahahaha^^^ reminds me of a joke. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
I know that's not supposed to be funny, but I can't stop giggling!!!
Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
03/18/11 9:40 pm | #2902
Ahhh...Mo, there is more where that came from. I'll give you one more, but please people these are just jokes and not meant for you to try them out at home.
If your dog is at the back door barking and yelping to let her in and your wife is at the front door banging and yelling to let her in, who do you let in first? The dog, once you let her in at least you know she'll shut up.
Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
03/18/11 9:48 pm | #2903
The bullshit combos these douches pull in Yu-Gi-Oh. I could have one of these fucks at 100 LP and they still manage to beat me.
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03/18/11 11:56 pm | #2905
Quote by Melissa Evol:
It's hard work, sitting here eating my bon bons, watching TV and having sex for money while the kids raise themselves, the house cleans and decorates itself, the dishes wash themselves, the laundry does itself, the meals make themselves, the groceries buy themselves, the garbage takes itself out, etc etc etc etc...
Wow! You guys got one of those "Homes of the Future" that does everything for ya, huh?
Sounds nice.
Re: Re: Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
03/19/11 4:15 am | #2906
Quote by Melissa Evol:
Quote by Tremmor:
My lazy ass girlfriend. She doesnt understand yeah she might work but there is still shit to be done at home. Its bullshit I bring in more money from the VA by just sitting at home going to school. I clean the damn house I cook, I take care of our son. And she doesnt understand why we fight so damn much.
This is soooo funny to me because it's such a man thing to say! If she was at home and you were out working, you'd be all "Bitch, clean up this house! I'm out working all day, all you do is sit on your ass at home!" HAHAHAHA. Sorry. I'm not laughing AT you, I'm laughing WITH you. I'm a SAHM myself, which translates to "house-bitch" around here, and I've gotten quite a few people who have told me I'm essentially a whore because a man is supporting me and I just have to have sex to keep the $ coming... It's hard work, sitting here eating my bon bons, watching TV and having sex for money while the kids raise themselves, the house cleans and decorates itself, the dishes wash themselves, the laundry does itself, the meals make themselves, the groceries buy themselves, the garbage takes itself out, etc etc etc etc...
Luckily, Evol is a man who values my existance... and fears me getting a job and making HIM stay home, hahahahahaha.
Or maybe the sex is just that good.
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03/19/11 4:16 am | #2907
Quote by Melissa Evol:
Quote by Tremmor:
My lazy ass girlfriend. She doesnt understand yeah she might work but there is still shit to be done at home. Its bullshit I bring in more money from the VA by just sitting at home going to school. I clean the damn house I cook, I take care of our son. And she doesnt understand why we fight so damn much.
This is soooo funny to me because it's such a man thing to say! If she was at home and you were out working, you'd be all "Bitch, clean up this house! I'm out working all day, all you do is sit on your ass at home!"
HAHAHAHA. Sorry. I'm not laughing AT you, I'm laughing WITH you. I'm a SAHM myself, which translates to "house-bitch" around here, and I've gotten quite a few people who have told me I'm essentially a whore because a man is supporting me and I just have to have sex to keep the $ coming...
It's hard work, sitting here eating my bon bons, watching TV and having sex for money while the kids raise themselves, the house cleans and decorates itself, the dishes wash themselves, the laundry does itself, the meals make themselves, the groceries buy themselves, the garbage takes itself out, etc etc etc etc...
Luckily, Evol is a man who values my existance... and fears me getting a job and making HIM stay home, hahahahahaha.
You really would have impressed me if you said your games played themselves
Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
03/19/11 10:49 am | #2908
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and fears me getting a job and making HIM stay home, hahahahahaha.
My wife is doing just that! She makes more $$ than I could and with less effort. So, yes, I have been Mr. mom off and on for the last 10 months.
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03/19/11 12:48 pm | #2909
Quote by Detroit:
Quote by Melissa Evol:
a bunch of stuff involving household items and tasks completing themselves ironically
You really would have impressed me if you said your games played themselves
+edit+ And to stay on topic, Antwan's job grinds my gears.
Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
03/21/11 3:46 am | #2910
Gamefly grinds my gears. Fucking faggots wont ship Homefront."Games Delivered: 90% of games sent are in members' top 5 Q rank". Yeah my asshole. I have had 2 games in my GameQ since I mailed back Fight Night Champion.... Homefront for the 360, and Homefront for the PS3. If they dont ship that bitch today or Tuesday, im gonna wait for it to come and when I gets here... Im going to report a shipping problem MWUAHAHAHA!
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