Random Thoughts
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I realize I can't keep you, and we're going to end up finding you a new home. But why on earth do you have to climb onto my head and start licking yourself at 9 in the morning. And then when I put you at the bottom of the bed, you still keep licking and biting and making noise. Then I put you on the ground, and you piss and shit in my bedroom. Then I put you out in the living room, and you shit again. All of this within 15 minutes.
Madam, you are a shit machine, and I do not appreciate it.
Signed your lovely babysitter,
Kait
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I realize I can't keep you, and we're going to end up finding you a new home. But why on earth do you have to climb onto my head and start licking yourself at 9 in the morning. And then when I put you at the bottom of the bed, you still keep licking and biting and making noise. Then I put you on the ground, and you piss and shit in my bedroom. Then I put you out in the living room, and you shit again. All of this within 15 minutes.
Madam, you are a shit machine, and I do not appreciate it.
Signed your lovely babysitter,
Kait
HA! Still want her?
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Quote by kroberts11:
I realize I can't keep you, and we're going to end up finding you a new home. But why on earth do you have to climb onto my head and start licking yourself at 9 in the morning. And then when I put you at the bottom of the bed, you still keep licking and biting and making noise. Then I put you on the ground, and you piss and shit in my bedroom. Then I put you out in the living room, and you shit again. All of this within 15 minutes.
Madam, you are a shit machine, and I do not appreciate it.
Signed your lovely babysitter,
Kait
HA! Still want her?
Unfortunately, among other things, yes.
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HA! Still want her?
Unfortunately, among other things, yes.
We took her to the vet today and got her shots up to date. Hefty $160 bill, but her good health is worth it to me. Some people, however, don't think we should be spending money on a dog we aren't going to keep. We have big hearts, I guess.
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why the hell would you want to see Jenna Jameson? you will get a disease just by being within a 1 mile radius. you would walk home all itchy.
Besides, isn't she's old news.
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Quote by Tom Auditore de Firenze:
why the hell would you want to see Jenna Jameson? you will get a disease just by being within a 1 mile radius. you would walk home all itchy.
Besides, isn't she's old news.
I'd still do her, even though it would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
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