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Re: Random Thoughts
05/12/11 10:20 pm | #4396
FYI to all my peeps. Cook out at my place on Saturday. Burgers and dogs in celebration of my 34th birthday. Hit me up with a PM if you're in Western NC
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05/12/11 11:23 pm | #4397
Quote by Detroit:
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
Did that last week. You know it's time to turn the AC on when your balls start sticking to your thighs.
LMAO!
I thought I was the only one who measured heat by how bad your balls stick to your thighs
Right!? I had to bust out a spatula to peel them babies off. It was a close call, thought for sure I was going to lose some skin off of that one.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Random Thoughts
05/12/11 11:25 pm | #4398
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
Quote by Detroit:
LMAO!
I thought I was the only one who measured heat by how bad your balls stick to your thighs
Right!? I had to bust out a spatula to peel them babies off. It was a close call, thought for sure I was going to lose some skin off of that one.
lol That reminds of Joe Dirt, when the dog got his nuts frozen to the porch
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05/12/11 11:33 pm | #4399
Quote by Detroit:
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
Right!? I had to bust out a spatula to peel them babies off. It was a close call, thought for sure I was going to lose some skin off of that one.
lol That reminds of Joe Dirt, when the dog got his nuts frozen to the porch
lmfao
Perfect reference. Damn, still laughing at the image of the dogs balls stretching, stuck on the porch.
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05/12/11 11:36 pm | #4400
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
Quote by Detroit:
lol That reminds of Joe Dirt, when the dog got his nuts frozen to the porch
lmfao
Perfect reference. Damn, still laughing at the image of the dogs balls stretching, stuck on the porch.
lol I hate watching that scene dude. Its painful to look at....
Re: Re: Random Thoughts
05/13/11 3:29 am | #4402
Quote by Aldemar:
Cleaned my room.
Found some interesting things in my closet.
Dead bodies?
Re: Random Thoughts
05/13/11 5:22 am | #4403
Tom Cruise and John Travolta won't come outta the closet!!! Call R. Kelly!
Re: Re: Random Thoughts
05/13/11 10:03 am | #4405
Quote by Melissa Evol:
47% of adults in Detroit are illiterate, including the president of their public school board, who can't read or write beyond a 4th grade level. And yeah, Detroitians knew that when they voted him in. That's ok though, he's been suspended for masturbating during a 20 minute meeting with the superintendent of schools.
Why is it ALWAYS a man that gets caught masturbating? Why don't women get caught in this type of situation? Either they are sneakier (they are) or they just don't do it? Just wondering.
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05/13/11 10:10 am | #4406
Quote by Mo the Surfer:
Quote by Melissa Evol:
47% of adults in Detroit are illiterate, including the president of their public school board, who can't read or write beyond a 4th grade level. And yeah, Detroitians knew that when they voted him in. That's ok though, he's been suspended for masturbating during a 20 minute meeting with the superintendent of schools.
Why is it ALWAYS a man that gets caught masturbating? Why don't women get caught in this type of situation? Either they are sneakier (they are) or they just don't do it? Just wondering.
Women get caught too. But the difference is that MEN DON'T INTERRUPT. We just like to stay there watching.
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05/13/11 10:51 am | #4407
Quote by Revelation1318:
Quote by Mo the Surfer:
Why is it ALWAYS a man that gets caught masturbating? Why don't women get caught in this type of situation? Either they are sneakier (they are) or they just don't do it? Just wondering.
Women get caught too. But the difference is that MEN DON'T INTERRUPT. We just like to stay there watching.
I wasn't questioning whether or not women masturbate, they do, my question is why do men feel the need to jack-it in public? For instance - the judge who was using a pump while he was in court a few years ago; then this guy at a public meeting. Women don't do it in a public meeting - or do they?
Re: Re: Random Thoughts
05/13/11 2:47 pm | #4408
Quote by Melissa Evol:
47% of adults in Detroit are illiterate, including the president of their public school board, who can't read or write beyond a 4th grade level. And yeah, Detroitians knew that when they voted him in. That's ok though, he's been suspended for masturbating during a 20 minute meeting with the superintendent of schools.
What the hell inspired you to post this piece of information? lol R YUO MACIN FNU OF Meye Peepool?
Re: Random Thoughts
05/13/11 2:53 pm | #4409
It's so nice out today, and i have to work.... FRAK!
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05/13/11 2:54 pm | #4410
Quote by Revelation1318:
Quote by Mo the Surfer:
Why is it ALWAYS a man that gets caught masturbating? Why don't women get caught in this type of situation? Either they are sneakier (they are) or they just don't do it? Just wondering.
Women get caught too. But the difference is that MEN DON'T INTERRUPT. We just like to stay there watching.
Unless it's some fat sweaty bitch!
Then it's your duty as a man to put a stop to that crime against nature.
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