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05/13/11 3:04 pm | #4411
Quote by IRiSH:
Quote by Revelation1318:
Women get caught too. But the difference is that MEN DON'T INTERRUPT. We just like to stay there watching.
Unless it's some fat sweaty bitch!
Then it's your duty as a man to put a stop to that crime against nature.
I threw up in my mouth on that one.
I think girls have like magical powers. They dont masturbate... I dont think they take shits either.
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05/13/11 3:09 pm | #4412
Quote by Detroit:
Quote by IRiSH:
Unless it's some fat sweaty bitch!
Then it's your duty as a man to put a stop to that crime against nature.
I threw up in my mouth on that one.
I think girls have like magical powers. They dont masturbate... I dont think they take shits either.
Who actually takes a shit? Me personally I like to leave them in a toilet
Re: Random Thoughts
05/13/11 3:29 pm | #4413
Speaking of shit, there's an achievement in Duke Nukem Forever called Turd Burgular. Anyone want to guess how you unlock it?
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05/13/11 3:33 pm | #4414
Quote by MizTian Cage:
Speaking of shit, there's an achievement in Duke Nukem Forever called Turd Burgular. Anyone want to guess how you unlock it?
steal Mini's toilet?
Re: Random Thoughts
05/13/11 3:35 pm | #4415
If you play a Bieber album backwards you hear messages from Satan... but even worse, if you play it forward you hear Justin Bieber.
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05/13/11 3:36 pm | #4416
Quote by Chaind Insanity:
Quote by MizTian Cage:
Speaking of shit, there's an achievement in Duke Nukem Forever called Turd Burgular. Anyone want to guess how you unlock it?
steal Mini's toilet?
Only if I left a dump in it!
I'm going to go with taking poo somehow. I remember the achievement for stepping in poo in Duke Nukem 3D.
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05/13/11 3:41 pm | #4417
Quote by Minioger:
Quote by Chaind Insanity:
steal Mini's toilet?
Only if I left a dump in it!
I'm going to go with taking poo somehow. I remember the achievement for stepping in poo in Duke Nukem 3D.
Stealing a piece of poo. Just wow.
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05/13/11 4:24 pm | #4418
Quote by MizTian Cage:
Quote by Minioger:
Only if I left a dump in it!
I'm going to go with taking poo somehow. I remember the achievement for stepping in poo in Duke Nukem 3D.
Stealing a piece of poo. Just wow.
Note to self, avoid Duke Nukem.
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05/13/11 4:26 pm | #4419
Quote by Mo the Surfer:
Quote by MizTian Cage:
Stealing a piece of poo. Just wow.
Note to self, avoid Duke Nukem.
whaaaaaat? Aside from the whole shit stealing and or stepping. Duke Nukem is awesome.
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05/13/11 4:27 pm | #4420
Quote by Detroit:
Quote by Mo the Surfer:
Note to self, avoid Duke Nukem.
whaaaaaat? Aside from the whole shit stealing and or stepping. Duke Nukem is awesome.
I never really liked the series to begin with, so it won't matter if it's good or not.
Re: Random Thoughts
05/13/11 4:35 pm | #4421
No matter how much shit you've got to steal, nothing can top...
...on the poop department.
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05/13/11 5:45 pm | #4422
Quote by Detroit:
Quote by IRiSH:
Unless it's some fat sweaty bitch!
Then it's your duty as a man to put a stop to that crime against nature.
I threw up in my mouth on that one.
I think girls have like magical powers. They dont masturbate... I dont think they take shits either.
Chicks get their clits pierced and play the crossing their legs over one another game.
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05/14/11 10:01 am | #4424
Quote by Melissa Evol:
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
Damaged chicks get their clits pierced and play the crossing their legs over one another game.
Fixed
It's not a magic power to not masturbate in a work meeting... That's ridiculous. The only people who should ever be caught masturbating in public are people with brain tumors or whatever, that they can't control themselves or know right from wrong anymore. Shit dude, that's like- one of the first things you learn... everybody does it, but you do it in private, not out in the open.
To further demonstrate that Detroit guy's mental illness (the school board guy, not OUR detroit), part of the judges order regarding him masturbating was that he's not allowed to interact with children anymore. So- there's more going on here than just someone with impulse control issues.
He must be one of those people that need to be institutionalized, forever.
Re: Random Thoughts
05/14/11 11:46 am | #4425
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