Archived: Got a Riddle?
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Re: Got a Riddle?
01/13/10 6:21 pm | #61
ding ding ding... winner!
Re: Got a Riddle?
01/13/10 6:26 pm | #62
Here's a hard riddle I made up completely.
I move faster than the speed of light,
I can see in the total darkness of night
I can walk in your house if you close the door,
but I can't if you leave it open.
I can make you live forever,
But you don't want me for Christmas! (or Hannukah, or for your birthday, or whatever...)
What am I?
I move faster than the speed of light,
I can see in the total darkness of night
I can walk in your house if you close the door,
but I can't if you leave it open.
I can make you live forever,
But you don't want me for Christmas! (or Hannukah, or for your birthday, or whatever...)
What am I?
Re: Re: Got a Riddle?
01/13/10 7:01 pm | #63
Quote by KnuckPuck:
What state is surrounded by the most water?
I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?
a snake...
sizzle, reminds me of hissing
made with an egg, arent snakes hatched from eggs?
they have no legs
peel layers = shedding
long, well snakes are long. but theyre small so they fit in a hole
iWin
@hyper - ok...umm...idk that one is hard...
Re: Got a Riddle?
01/13/10 7:25 pm | #64
I go over the highest mountain,
I traverse the lowest valley,
I can go through a dense forest
all without ever actually moving.
What am I?
I traverse the lowest valley,
I can go through a dense forest
all without ever actually moving.
What am I?
Re: Re: Got a Riddle?
01/13/10 7:28 pm | #65
Quote by Meta:
I go over the highest mountain,
I traverse the lowest valley,
I can go through a dense forest
all without ever actually moving.
What am I?
I traverse the lowest valley,
I can go through a dense forest
all without ever actually moving.
What am I?
air?
Another riddle...
03/28/10 3:44 pm | #66
Got a riddle. It's been a while, but we have some new members here, I'm sure they got something to post. Looks like a good time to bump the thread, that's all.
So Barney was driving his car during the day with his headlights off by himself, and he looked in the mirror and saw he was being pulled over by the police. But, he used his turn signals, he obeyed all the street signs and traffic lights, he had his seatbelt on, he didn't drink or take drugs, and he didn't hit any cars. What did he do wrong?
So Barney was driving his car during the day with his headlights off by himself, and he looked in the mirror and saw he was being pulled over by the police. But, he used his turn signals, he obeyed all the street signs and traffic lights, he had his seatbelt on, he didn't drink or take drugs, and he didn't hit any cars. What did he do wrong?
Re: Another riddle...
03/28/10 3:57 pm | #67
Quote by Super Hyper X:
Got a riddle. It's been a while, but we have some new members here, I'm sure they got something to post. Looks like a good time to bump the thread, that's all.
So Barney was driving his car during the day with his headlights off by himself, and he looked in the mirror and saw he was being followed by the police. But, he used his turn signals, he obeyed all the street signs and traffic lights, he had his seatbelt on, he didn't drink or take drugs, and he didn't hit any cars. What did he do wrong?
So Barney was driving his car during the day with his headlights off by himself, and he looked in the mirror and saw he was being followed by the police. But, he used his turn signals, he obeyed all the street signs and traffic lights, he had his seatbelt on, he didn't drink or take drugs, and he didn't hit any cars. What did he do wrong?
He's gay and shouldn't be driving.
Re: Another riddle...
03/28/10 9:23 pm | #68
Quote by Super Hyper X:
Got a riddle. It's been a while, but we have some new members here, I'm sure they got something to post. Looks like a good time to bump the thread, that's all.
So Barney was driving his car during the day with his headlights off by himself, and he looked in the mirror and saw he was being followed by the police. But, he used his turn signals, he obeyed all the street signs and traffic lights, he had his seatbelt on, he didn't drink or take drugs, and he didn't hit any cars. What did he do wrong?
So Barney was driving his car during the day with his headlights off by himself, and he looked in the mirror and saw he was being followed by the police. But, he used his turn signals, he obeyed all the street signs and traffic lights, he had his seatbelt on, he didn't drink or take drugs, and he didn't hit any cars. What did he do wrong?
nothing. because the police is only following him, as in driving behind him, they're not trying to pull him over.
Re: Got a Riddle?
03/28/10 9:31 pm | #69
old ones... but let's see what happens:
1) a man walks outside his house during a rainstorm. he walks down the driveway and gets the mail. nothing is on or above his head. when he gets back inside not a single hair on his head is wet. how so?
2) what can you put into a barrel to make it weigh less?
1) a man walks outside his house during a rainstorm. he walks down the driveway and gets the mail. nothing is on or above his head. when he gets back inside not a single hair on his head is wet. how so?
2) what can you put into a barrel to make it weigh less?
Re: Got a Riddle?
03/28/10 9:33 pm | #70
1 - It wasn't raining where he was at or he was bald. Take your pick.
2 - A hole
I get the old ones
2 - A hole
I get the old ones
Re: Got a Riddle?
03/28/10 9:41 pm | #71
LOL i was going with he was bald, but very well done mini.
Re: Got a Riddle?
03/28/10 9:59 pm | #72
double post FTW!
if it has a quart capacity, how many pennies can you put into a empty piggy bank?
if it has a quart capacity, how many pennies can you put into a empty piggy bank?
Re: Got a Riddle?
03/28/10 11:39 pm | #73
None, because then it won't be empty anymore!
Re: Re: Another riddle...
03/29/10 2:36 pm | #74
Quote by iKhaotic:
Quote by Super Hyper X:
Got a riddle. It's been a while, but we have some new members here, I'm sure they got something to post. Looks like a good time to bump the thread, that's all.
So Barney was driving his car during the day with his headlights off by himself, and he looked in the mirror and saw he was being pulled over by the police. But, he used his turn signals, he obeyed all the street signs and traffic lights, he had his seatbelt on, he didn't drink or take drugs, and he didn't hit any cars. What did he do wrong?
So Barney was driving his car during the day with his headlights off by himself, and he looked in the mirror and saw he was being pulled over by the police. But, he used his turn signals, he obeyed all the street signs and traffic lights, he had his seatbelt on, he didn't drink or take drugs, and he didn't hit any cars. What did he do wrong?
nothing. because the police is only following him, as in driving behind him, they're not trying to pull him over.
Wow, I can't believe it, you are...
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WRONG!
I edited the riddle a little bit to make it clearer.
Re: Re: Got a Riddle?
03/29/10 3:35 pm | #75
Quote by AJ:
None, because then it won't be empty anymore!
very close. the answer is "one" lol.