Archived: You laugh, You lose
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Quote by AAR0NtheBEAST:
It's nature's play-dough fun factory!!
this little girl is to cute and funny
that girl kinda looks like george bush in my opinion...
anyway, while i'm here.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1557754017/
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4f551b0252/
it's possible i've posted these before...lol.
2 of my favorite vids of all time. the second one has swear words FYI.
ends in a minute! hurry up! LOL
i hope i don't need to add anything. just look at the number of bids. wow.
Quote by juniper9:
Quote by Noah 9000:
ends in a minute! hurry up! LOL
i hope i don't need to add anything. just look at the number of bids. wow.
Damn, I'm too late. I wanted to buy these for you.
roflpwnt
Quote by juniper9:
Quote by Noah 9000:
ends in a minute! hurry up! LOL
i hope i don't need to add anything. just look at the number of bids. wow.
Damn, I'm too late. I wanted to buy these for you.
LOL oh snap! hahahaha.
and nice one, hektic. love that shit.
Unattributed Quote:
The first blonde woman asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into brown haired woman and she swims off the island.
The second blonde woman asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one. She is instantly turned into a black haired woman. She then builds a boat and sails off the island.
The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The genie turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.
Unattributed Quote:
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for Me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?."
LOL a friend of mine posted these on myspace.
and this one i heard today at work. (it's kinda nasty...)
a hick is having sex with his sister, when she starts giggling.
"what's so funny?" he asks. "you screw just like dad." she says.
"i know" he says. "mom told me."
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