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of course, there are beautiful woman all over the world.
i was talking about the general size, in accordance to diets. wait why is this going so far?!
and for the record take a look at nicole kidman and namoi watts!
AUSTRALIAN!
one of my favez.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJG31aD45LE
Quote by Noah 9000:
one of my favez.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJG31aD45LE
wow, dudez ballz were by hiz anklez! that'z talentz!
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Quote by Noah 9000:
one of my favez.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJG31aD45LE
wow, dudez ballz were by hiz anklez! that'z talentz!
i know.
" The Man Rules!!
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.
Finally, The Guys' s side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.
)
We always hear "The Rules" from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the Male side.
These are OUR Rules!
Please Note...These are all numbered 1 ON PURPOSE!!
1.
Men are NOT mind readers
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. Your a big girl....If It's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down. You dont hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of tides.
LET IT BE.
1.
Crying is blackmail
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle Hints do not work!!
Strong hints do not work!!
Obvious hints do not work!!
JUST SAY IT!!!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem ONLY if you want help solving it. Thats What We Do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In Fact, ALL comments become null and void after 7 days!!
1. If you think your fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us!!
1.
If somthing we said can be interpreted two ways and one o fthe ways makes you sad or angry, We Meant the OTHER ONE
1. You cna either ask us to do somthing, or tell us how you want it done.
NOT BOTH!!
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials....
1.Christopher Columbus DID NOT need directions and NIETHER do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows Default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color.
Pumkin is also a fruit.
and We have NO idea what Muave is.
1. If it itches, IT WILL be scratched.
WE DO THAT
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing" We will act like nothings wrong.
We know your lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you dont want to hear.
1. When we have to go somwhere, ANYTHING you wear is fine.
REALLY
1.
Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless your are prepared to discuss such topics as:
Baseball
Football
Motor sports
etc.
1.
You have enough cloths
1.
You have too many shoes
1. I am in shape. ROUND IS a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's Like Camping
Pass this to as many men as you can to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can to give them a BIGGER laugh"
Quote by D3ADLYKILL3R:
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
QFT
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what does QFT mean?
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