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Re: Pick up lines to get a babe
05/07/08 3:42 pm | #79
Quote by CaptainMayhem88:
No words can describe the epic fail that is that pickup line.
Man I cannot stop laughing at that special pickup line. That is such an awkward but awesome way to introduce yourself to someone!
A friend and I were at a pool hall. He walked over to these two girls that were playing and said, "Hey... what'cha doin?"
I said, "Hmm, they might be playing pool, man."
It worked because they laughed their butts off. They came over and we ended up playing a few games together, it was very fun.
Re: Pick up lines to get a babe
05/08/08 9:05 am | #81
Quote by PSORaine:
My friend and I were at the mall of america many MANY many many years ago- at least 30 years ago. I had just moved to MN and she came from Chicago to visit, right? Ok, so we're leaving cuz we weren't 21 yet and the bars were all 21 and over- and a group of guys, mostly black (duh, it's MOA at 11 pm) came up to us and started trying to talk. This dude comes up to me and starts asking if my hair's naturally red, and why don't I come with him so he can see if the carpet matches the curtains... Oh yeah, great line, right?
My friend got even better. The guy who latched onto her just kept saying "What's your name?" over and over and over, but he was so drunk it came out "Whatchoname? Whatchoname?" She looked at him, (I'll mention that she'd never been hit on in her life before) and mumbled "please don't make fun of me." I grabbed her arm and dragged her away, I was like "I don't think he was making fun of you, I think he liked you!" She said "Oh, let's go back!" I said "As smooth as they are, we're gonna pass."
So yes, I know, Cappy Bear (my new name for you), some women ARE just as bad as men. But to be fair... I don't think she would have enjoyed herself for long had I let her go back...
My friend got even better. The guy who latched onto her just kept saying "What's your name?" over and over and over, but he was so drunk it came out "Whatchoname? Whatchoname?" She looked at him, (I'll mention that she'd never been hit on in her life before) and mumbled "please don't make fun of me." I grabbed her arm and dragged her away, I was like "I don't think he was making fun of you, I think he liked you!" She said "Oh, let's go back!" I said "As smooth as they are, we're gonna pass."
So yes, I know, Cappy Bear (my new name for you), some women ARE just as bad as men. But to be fair... I don't think she would have enjoyed herself for long had I let her go back...
Why do you play video games when your a women who is like 50 years old?Its okay to play video games,but when you get so involved,its kind of creepy.
Don't you have a life?
Re: Pick up lines to get a babe
05/08/08 10:19 am | #83
Quote by allproplayer84:
Why do you play video games when your a women who is like 50 years old?Its okay to play video games,but when you get so involved,its kind of creepy.
Don't you have a life?
Don't you have a life?
Quote by PSORaine:
Get so involved with what? I'm not as involved in games as you make it sound... Besides, a woman between 50 & 70 is in a better place to game than a teenage boy. No school, kids grown and out of the house, already done the job thing and retired, so plenty of time to play.
The question is, if you're a teenager, why would you spend so much time on games and forums instead of out doing stuff with school and friends? Don't YOU have a life?
And it's "you're" not "your."
The question is, if you're a teenager, why would you spend so much time on games and forums instead of out doing stuff with school and friends? Don't YOU have a life?
And it's "you're" not "your."
HaHaHaHa!!!!
Man allpro you got guts. Taking on Raine head on. Her words are like a double edged sword.
Raine, you are being way to nice for a 400 yr old Immortal.
Allpro I am 40 yrs old and I love to play video games. I do not think that makes me creepy. Atari 2600 came out before I was in High School. I grew up playing games. I read somewhere the average age of a gamer is 35 yrs old. One of the guy's on my friends list is 57 yrs old. He bought it for his grandson but now he can't stop playing. I also have a 8yr old on my friends list that acts like an adult. Somtimes I forget he's just a kid. In my world they are just gamers, like me. No more and no less.
I think I am going to send you a friends request this weekend. Maybe if we play a few rounds of somthing, I will know more on where your coming from on some of your posts.
Re: Pick up lines to get a babe
05/08/08 7:38 pm | #85
Quote by PSORaine:
ehh he's only 15, he can't possibly grasp his own ignorance yet. Besides, judging from his other posts, he's mildly retarded, and I can't pick on the mentally challenged.
I am not 15, i am 75 years old!!!!
Re: Pick up lines to get a babe
05/08/08 9:26 pm | #86
Ohhhh boy, Here we go.
Re: Pick up lines to get a babe
05/09/08 8:30 am | #88
i am jk.i am 15,
Re: Pick up lines to get a babe
05/11/08 1:13 am | #90
*southern accent*
"Girl you look better than a spam sandwhich smothered in mayonnaise"
"Girl you look better than a spam sandwhich smothered in mayonnaise"