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Pick up lines to get a babe
02/19/08 11:51 pm | #1
I'm not garunte'ng, that these pick-up lines work.
1: If i could rearange the alphabet,
i'd put "u" and "i" together
2: Are your legs tired?
cuz youv'e been running threw my mind all day
3:Is your dad a baker?
cuz you've got a nice set of buns
4:Is your dad a triumpit player?
cuz ur making me kinda horney
5:What's that in your eye?
Ooo' nevermind, that's just a sparkle
lol, hope you get a lagh, me and myfriends always do.
Re: Pick up lines to get a babe
02/20/08 12:02 am | #2
Are you from Tennessee because your the only ten I see.
Are you from UPS because I can see you checking out my package.
Is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
Re: Pick up lines to get a babe
02/20/08 10:20 am | #3
Does this smell like chloroform to you?
Re: Pick up lines to get a babe
02/20/08 2:00 pm | #4
wow i can almost guarantee u get a slap for 2 maybe 3 of these lol
Re: Pick up lines to get a babe
02/20/08 4:42 pm | #5
did it hurt?( she replies did what hurt?) when you fell from heaven
Re: Pick up lines to get a babe
02/20/08 4:43 pm | #6
are your parents retarded cuz baby you are so special
Re: Pick up lines to get a babe
02/20/08 4:47 pm | #7
if u were a tree and I were a Squirrel could i hide my nuts in your hole
Re: Pick up lines to get a babe
02/20/08 6:39 pm | #8
Quote by D4rk ScareCrow:
if u were a tree and I were a Squirrel could i hide my nuts in your hole
LOL i like that one.
Re: Pick up lines to get a babe
02/20/08 7:04 pm | #9
Twist on the baker one
Is your dad a baker, cause you HOT!
Re: Pick up lines to get a babe
02/20/08 8:58 pm | #10
or you could just scream BOOBIES!!!! hahahahaha
Re: Pick up lines to get a babe
02/20/08 10:47 pm | #11
Quote by NON GOTHIC:
or you could just scream BOOBIES!!!! hahahahaha
LOL nice
Re: Pick up lines to get a babe
02/21/08 1:16 am | #12
Quote by ukfan1444:
Does this smell like chloroform to you?
hahaha dude you made me spit up my cola, that was lofls
Re: Pick up lines to get a babe
02/21/08 7:46 pm | #13
Re: Pick up lines to get a babe
02/21/08 7:56 pm | #14
Re: Pick up lines to get a babe
02/21/08 9:15 pm | #15
Or you could just say I GOTTA BONER and see how she reacts hahahaha
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