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Pick up lines to get a babe
I'm not garunte'ng, that these pick-up lines work.

1: If i could rearange the alphabet,
i'd put "u" and "i" together

2: Are your legs tired?
cuz youv'e been running threw my mind all day

3:Is your dad a baker?
cuz you've got a nice set of buns

4:Is your dad a triumpit player?
cuz ur making me kinda horney

5:What's that in your eye?
Ooo' nevermind, that's just a sparkle


lol, hope you get a lagh, me and myfriends always do.
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Are you from Tennessee because your the only ten I see.

Are you from UPS because I can see you checking out my package.

Is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
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Does this smell like chloroform to you?
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wow i can almost guarantee u get a slap for 2 maybe 3 of these lol
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did it hurt?( she replies did what hurt?) when you fell from heaven
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are your parents retarded cuz baby you are so special
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if u were a tree and I were a Squirrel could i hide my nuts in your hole
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Quote by D4rk ScareCrow:


if u were a tree and I were a Squirrel could i hide my nuts in your hole



LOL i like that one.
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Twist on the baker one

Is your dad a baker, cause you HOT!
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or you could just scream BOOBIES!!!! hahahahaha
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Quote by NON GOTHIC:


or you could just scream BOOBIES!!!! hahahahaha



LOL nice
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Quote by ukfan1444:


Does this smell like chloroform to you?



hahaha dude you made me spit up my cola, that was lofls
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wow great pikup lines
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hi there
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Or you could just say I GOTTA BONER and see how she reacts hahahaha
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