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Quote by Shockwave22:


> > We were dressed and ready to go out for a Birthday Party. We
> > turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our
> > pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
> > We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived
> > and we opened the front door to leave the house.
> > The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't
> > want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.
> > My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The
> > cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife
> > doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the
> > night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon,
> > 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'
> > A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said,
> > as we drove away. 'That stupid b*tch was hiding under the bed. I had to
> > poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take
> > off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket
> > to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat a**
> > downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!'
> > The cab driver hit a parked car.




haha! nice shock.:)
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LMAO i might have peed a little!

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Thats pretty funny hahah
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lololollolololol
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waahahaha
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um.....woot.
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Haha.. Pretty funny
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haha...sweet
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LMAO

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Lmao, that was good.
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