Good to know. I'll ask Kait if she can front me some cash since she is my sugar momma and all.
Archived: Article Discussion: Calling All Writers!!!
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Re: Calling All Writers!!!
03/20/12 9:47 am | #16
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Re: Calling All Writers!!!
03/20/12 10:17 am | #17
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Yes, Mini is correct; an envelope of crisp, unmarked bills has been the best we've received. In lieu of that, I guess a sample of whatever you would like to write would be acceptable: A news article, game review, editorial. Whatever you like, really.
Re: Calling All Writers!!!
03/20/12 10:49 am | #18
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On it's way.
Re: Re: Re: Calling All Writers!!!
03/20/12 3:37 pm | #19
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Quote by MizTian Cage:
So what kind of writing do you need a sample of Hektic? I'd like to get in on this.
So far one of the best submissions looked like this:
I will turn mine in after I figure out how to make a handful of one dollar bills look like a bunch of twenty dollar bills....wait maybe I shouldn't have mentioned that............
*Almost done*
Re: Re: Re: Calling All Writers!!!
03/20/12 5:21 pm | #20
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So what kind of writing do you need a sample of Hektic? I'd like to get in on this.
So far one of the best submissions looked like this:
Glad you liked it... I hope the watermark across it didn't scare you off. You really can print it out and use it just like cash.
Re: Calling All Writers!!!
03/29/12 8:25 am | #21
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Things are winding down and there are only a few more days left for submissions! We've had some great entrants, and this is going to be a tough decision. That being said, if you're still waiting on submitting something don't delay! Submissions will be closed after Saturday, the 31st, and new writers will be announced the following Monday, April 2nd.
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03/29/12 12:11 pm | #22
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Things are winding down and there are only a few more days left for submissions! We've had some great entrants, and this is going to be a tough decision. That being said, if you're still waiting on submitting something don't delay! Submissions will be closed after Saturday, the 31st, and new writers will be announced the following Monday, April 2nd.
So should we take this as a veiled attempt to raise the amount of the bribe?
Re: Calling All Writers!!!
03/29/12 1:14 pm | #23
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Some extra Benjamins thrown in will in no way hurt your chances of winning 
Meta keeps requesting more George Washingtons, but I don't think he realizes exactly what amount of money that is
Meta keeps requesting more George Washingtons, but I don't think he realizes exactly what amount of money that is
Re: Re: Calling All Writers!!!
03/29/12 4:16 pm | #24
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Some extra Benjamins thrown in will in no way hurt your chances of winning
Meta keeps requesting more George Washingtons, but I don't think he realizes exactly what amount of money that is
Meta keeps requesting more George Washingtons, but I don't think he realizes exactly what amount of money that is
Thanks for the tip.......but in the interest of fiscal responsibility I will have to manuever all of my bribing attempts to Meta.
Re: Calling All Writers!!!
03/29/12 4:44 pm | #25
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In addition to cash monies, I will also accept any of the following as valid bribe attempts to be a writer: sexual favors, kidnapped Russian children, food stamps, and poorly burned bootleg DVDs of Glee, Highschool Musical and Sex & the City.
It's not too late--get those writing samples/bribes in before the 31st!
It's not too late--get those writing samples/bribes in before the 31st!
Re: Re: Calling All Writers!!!
03/29/12 5:43 pm | #26
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sexual favors
As in sexual party favors? So.... Phallic lollypops?
Re: Re: Calling All Writers!!!
03/29/12 5:46 pm | #27
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In addition to cash monies, I will also accept any of the following as valid bribe attempts to be a writer: sexual favors, kidnapped Russian children, food stamps, and poorly burned bootleg DVDs of Glee, Highschool Musical and Sex & the City.
It's not too late--get those writing samples/bribes in before the 31st!
It's not too late--get those writing samples/bribes in before the 31st!
Can I bribe with a chickenheart?
Re: Re: Re: Calling All Writers!!!
03/29/12 5:55 pm | #28
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Quote by Meta:
In addition to cash monies, I will also accept any of the following as valid bribe attempts to be a writer: sexual favors, kidnapped Russian children, food stamps, and poorly burned bootleg DVDs of Glee, Highschool Musical and Sex & the City.
It's not too late--get those writing samples/bribes in before the 31st!
It's not too late--get those writing samples/bribes in before the 31st!
Can I bribe with a chickenheart?
Do you even have to ask that? Meta LOVES chickenhearts!
