I dunno, maybe they'll make it really fun to hit a punching bag in a video game.
I just wish Fight Night Round 4 would come out, I don't even like boxing but 3 was effing awesome.
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From The Desk of Don King
Dear Ladies and Gentlemen,
It is my extreme pleasure to personally introduce to you today the next
great step in sports entertainment, the latest evolution in digital drama,
the pinnacle of sports superbitude and the only game with fame to bear my
name: Don King Presents: Prizefighter!
Language lacks the power to express the sheer magnitude of magnificence
emanating from this unparalleled sports entertainment experience, and what
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King Presents: Prizefighter. Prepare yourself for a graduate course in
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I am a promoter of the people, for the people, by the people, and I am
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entertainment. We are now bringing pugilistic pride to the people far and
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- It's the best anything ever!
Only in America!
Don King
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