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Daylight Saving Time: Fact? ...or MURDERAPE!!1

Editorial | November 3, 2013 5:46 am
By Meta
A long time ago in our galaxy (the Milky Way) a bunch of renegade outlaws got together and decided they would make a new country. On top of this, they also decided they would make up new laws and rules.

Why? To avoid having to send money and resources back to the people that raised them! Limey wanking Britons!

ANYWAY one of the new rules was that for certain times of year, we would all pretend that the time we had made up was actually an hour removed from the time we had made up. This was called Daylight Saving Time because pretending everything was an hour before it really was saved candles and bovine hormones.

Mudkip ain't got time to fuck with no dark ages time scheduling.


So hopefully somewhere around 2am this morning you remembered to set your time-tracking device back an hour.

If you didn't, the ghost of Benjamin Franklin will rise from the ground and do some hoodrat shit with your smart phone when you accidentally leave it at home.

Goodbye Daylight Saving Time, ye salacious fucker ye! We hardly knew ya yet you left enough of an impression to piss off Mudkip, and that's not an easy thing to do because Mudkip is incredibly bubbly and gushes over pretty much anything.

We shall see ye again next March the 9th in the year of our Lord 2014.

(Source: Bitz's butt cheeks)
Keywords: #yolo, #hashtag, #incestporn

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Very informative. Thanks for shedding light on this obvious Illuminati conspiracy. #MudkipisaCambion
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I agree with the Anteater.

Good read. Fun was had for all.
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What a lovely reminder that I forgot to change my clocks. Luckily I don't have work today or I would definitely have been late.

Great conspiracy rant though. A+
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Heh, quite humorous, it may have been suggested by Benjamin Franklin, but it wasn't put into effect until WW1.
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What is this Daylight Savings Time you people speak of? You see, there's a renegade state in the nation formed by the renegades that said "Lose an hour? Gain an hour? WTF?" and then they all were like "No. We will not bow to your stupid conspiracies and we do not believe in Daylight Savings... or that Democrats know what they're talking about. This is Arizona! We are Republicans and old people! Stupid crazy young people and their time magic!" And thus, the rebellion against Daylight Savings began. The war was horrible and bloody. The bloodiest that this world had seen since the great food riots of 1732. Brother against brother. Father against son. Zookeeper against Anteater. The war lasted for many moons before the rebels of old Republicans became victorious. So this is why we don't have Daylight Savings time here... and a bunch of old people... and a lot of Republicans.... and probably some Illuminati...
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I don't know what a murder ape is, but my money is on that.
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I don't know what a murder ape is, but my money is on that.



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What a lovely reminder that I forgot to change my clocks. Luckily I don't have work today or I would definitely have been late.

Great conspiracy rant though. A+



Wouldn't you have been early :confused:

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META!! YOU GODDAMNED MOTHE.....

Oh, daylight savings time? Carry on.
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Also, remember to change the batteries in your smoke detectors (imagine me saying that in Hank Hill's voice).
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Quote by Kat:


I don't know what a murder ape is, but my money is on that.



You're reading it wrong. It's all one word, coined by me.

Murderape: (verb) to purposely rape something until it dies

"Hey Brian, I can't believe you forgot to set your clock back. Daylight Saving Time murderaped your chances for employee of the month."

Similar word: haterape, coined by my late friend Scott: (verb) to rape something or someone of a different race

"Police reported that the KKK members hateraped 3 Mexicans."
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Quote by Meta:



Quote by Kat:


I don't know what a murder ape is, but my money is on that.



You're reading it wrong. It's all one word, coined by me.

Murderape: (verb) to purposely rape something until it dies

"Hey Brian, I can't believe you forgot to set your clock back. Daylight Saving Time murderaped your chances for employee of the month."

Similar word: haterape, coined by my late friend Scott: (verb) to rape something or someone of a different race

"Police reported that the KKK members hateraped 3 Mexicans."



Oh, so it's what otters do!
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Quote by Kat:



Quote by Meta:




You're reading it wrong. It's all one word, coined by me.

Murderape: (verb) to purposely rape something until it dies

"Hey Brian, I can't believe you forgot to set your clock back. Daylight Saving Time murderaped your chances for employee of the month."

Similar word: haterape, coined by my late friend Scott: (verb) to rape something or someone of a different race

"Police reported that the KKK members hateraped 3 Mexicans."



Oh, so it's what otters do!



It's otter time.




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