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Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
08/26/10 4:25 am | #1156
Not being able to sleep grinds my gears.
Spending so much time working that I don't have time for games, that grinds my gears.
My father in law is visiting and he snores louder than my wife, that grinds my gears.
Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
08/26/10 12:47 pm | #1157
What grinds my gears is waking up at 8 am and being in the bathroom till 9 am. I seriously should stop eating burritos with salsa.
Re: Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
08/26/10 4:45 pm | #1159
Quote by Durtie:
I got a interview at Redneck Tractor Supplies. The pays great and all. I would be the warehouse supervisor. I just hate the name! lol. I don't want to be a redneck
man I want to be a redneck I'll take your job
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08/26/10 6:35 pm | #1161
Quote by Melissa Evol:
Man, those online mechanic help sites can blow me. They wanted money for telling me it was the battery?? Durrrrr...
thats about as stupid as this scenario:
dude:guys, i think i might have some viruses attacking my computer, what should i do?
helpguy: restart comp
dude: i did that
help guy: delete system32
dude: huh?
help guy: DELETE SYSTEM 32
dude: wha..?
help guy: delete system 32!!! money nao!!!!!!
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08/26/10 10:32 pm | #1162
Quote by Durtie:
Quote by Adrian Potato Tummy:
man I want to be a redneck I'll take your job
Well you have to pass a few test. First, develop a southern draw. Just say the last word of every sentence really llloooonnnngggg. Second, think of something good to say about George Bush. This is what my future father in law says. "Who would you rather be sitting on your front porch with a shotgun? Obama or Bush?" I don't know what that means, but he says it alot. And last, put a gun rack in your vehicle. If you meet all of this, I'll get ya an interview
hehe well I would respond to this on xba but I know my response would get somebody mad but to sort of respond to this I.....shall....say:
Well, I'd rather have good 'ol GWB with my shotgun off my newly handmade gun rack in my new Ford Pick-up to get a monkey off my porch so we can kick back and drink some Budweisers on my porch with my new obama skin rug mannnnnnnnnnnn
Spoiler: Click here to toggle spoilerwe joke like this 'cept we use more bad words, we arent racists well durtie isnt at least
Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
08/26/10 10:53 pm | #1164
omg really???? This does NOT grind my gears
Re: Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
08/26/10 11:03 pm | #1166
Quote by Durtie:
You have such a go getter attitude. You might just be the next Adrian Obama.
Adrian PotatObama Tummy
lolz
Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
08/26/10 11:36 pm | #1167
never that it will be Adrian Bush
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08/27/10 4:12 am | #1169
Quote by Durtie:
Quote by Adrian Potato Tummy:
never that it will be Adrian Bush
Well in that case, I'll be Durtie Cheney. Your VP hunting buddy
Homie please if we ever go hunting ill give you a marshmallow gun so if you do "accidentally" shoot me in the face it'll be delicious
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