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nice more people! haha what server do you guys play?
Terenas: Horde
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nice more people! haha what server do you guys play?
Terenas: Horde
Aw right now I am Bloodhoof: Horde
Quote by Wrothgar2009:
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A few months back some guy knocked at my door demanding that his girlfriend come outside. I told the guy that he had the wrong house and was getting ready to fight me over it. He said his girlfriend was in my house and that he was going to get her out of it. I once again said you have the wrong house and if you don't want a bullet in him he better leave.
He said she was at 589 west 5th street (fake address, not posting my real one). I said, "Hey jackass before you get yourself shot I think you need to read the damn street sign. This is 4th street." Once he realized he was mistaken he ran back to his car and sped off.
Luckily he left because I don't actually have a gun and if he came at me I was fucked. He looked like he was on steroids, probably was and would probably turn me into a pretzel.
Keep a baseball bat by your door.
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Quote by Wrothgar2009:
A few months back some guy knocked at my door demanding that his girlfriend come outside. I told the guy that he had the wrong house and was getting ready to fight me over it. He said his girlfriend was in my house and that he was going to get her out of it. I once again said you have the wrong house and if you don't want a bullet in him he better leave.
He said she was at 589 west 5th street (fake address, not posting my real one). I said, "Hey jackass before you get yourself shot I think you need to read the damn street sign. This is 4th street." Once he realized he was mistaken he ran back to his car and sped off.
Luckily he left because I don't actually have a gun and if he came at me I was fucked. He looked like he was on steroids, probably was and would probably turn me into a pretzel.
Keep a baseball bat by your door.
I'll need to buy one. I do have about 50 swords, an ax, 20 daggers and 2 maces though. I keep 1 sword next to my bed and the rest in my spare bedroom.
I hooked up my surveillance camera to my computer too. Just in case someone comes to my backdoor and try to get in. Also installed a motion sensor in the first floor of my house. The damn thing is loud too.
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Keep a baseball bat by your door.
I'll need to buy one. I do have about 50 swords, an ax, 20 daggers and 2 maces though. I keep 1 sword next to my bed and the rest in my spare bedroom.
I hooked up my surveillance camera to my computer too. Just in case someone comes to my backdoor and try to get in. Also installed a motion sensor in the first floor of my house. The damn thing is loud too.
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Quote by Wrothgar2009:
I'll need to buy one. I do have about 50 swords, an ax, 20 daggers and 2 maces though. I keep 1 sword next to my bed and the rest in my spare bedroom.
I hooked up my surveillance camera to my computer too. Just in case someone comes to my backdoor and try to get in. Also installed a motion sensor in the first floor of my house. The damn thing is loud too.
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Catch? Like how he would catch fish?
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