Lol.What kind of complainer are you?I'm probably a The Noob (insert weapon) whiner.
"No matter how good a game is, everybody has to complain. Matchmaking, weapons, maps, whatever… If there’s something in the game, there will be somebody to complain about it, especially in a game played by millions like Modern Warfare 2.
Let’s take a look at the types of complainers in Modern Warfare 2 and figure out: What kind of complainer are you?
Whether it’s the competitive juices, or the way some use exploits to their advantage, there’s always something to bitch about and someone bitching when you’re playing Modern Warfare 2 online.
The Map Whiner (Mhiner) - These guys have it embedded in their DNA that certain maps in MW2 are just bad. Typically, when the party migrates to a new room and the map shows up they’ll either turn on their girly voice to get people to vote for a new map, or simply screech like a beaten puppy until the game starts while saying something like:
“Estate! Oh my gawd, I hate this map… Please vote, please, please, come on peeeeople, vote,vote, vote, vote … .NOOOOOO ! I hate this map WAHHHHHHHH!”
The Noob (insert weapon) whiner - Typically, these anger displacement babies will bitch and moan when they get killed. The WAH WAH siren typically goes off while crying foul over whatever weapon that killed them. BECAUSE IT’S THE WEAPONS FAULT. Then, they’ll deride the weapon as the “noob tube”, or “noob shottie”, or noob whatever, because if THEY died then it must be because some weapon is not properly balanced and NOT because they were stupid. The rant typically continues over and over throughout the night as this whiny little bitch moans about weapons that are in the game and available to everybody.
“Oh mah gawd, someone is using the noob shotties. I can’t wait until they (Infinity Ward) fixes that. It’s so unfair.”
The Game Type Whiner – Typically heard in the lobbies during Ground War, these whiners will usually start sobbing like two year olds whenever a game type appears that they don’t like, even though THEY PICKED THAT LOBBY. Much like the “Mhiner” (see above) these adolescent schoolgirls will bawl, beg and plead with their match mates to vote out of that particular gametype. High pitched wails usually follow when the party does vote out of the gametype, only to be matched up with another of the same game type immediately afterward, but with no option to vote it off.
“Team Deathmatch again! Oh mah gawd. They should call it Team Getshotintheback instead.”
The Camper Complainers (camplainers) - these guys bitch when they get shot by some jerk off that sits in a corner for 20 minutes on a far side of the map that isn’t near anything in particular, just to get kills, especially during an objective based gametype.
Actually I don’t have a problem with these complainers, because campers deserve to die in a fire.
The “I’m not going to play MW2 anymore” whiners (Eeyores for short) – Eeyore was the sad donkey from the Winnie the Pooh books that was constantly depressed and felt sorry for itself perpetually. The same could be said of the eeyores in MW2 that typically whine about one or more of the issues above, sprinkle a little bitch session about the matchmaking and then publically declare that they’re “Not going to play Modern Warfare 2 anymore because it’s BROKEN.”
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"No matter how good a game is, everybody has to complain. Matchmaking, weapons, maps, whatever… If there’s something in the game, there will be somebody to complain about it, especially in a game played by millions like Modern Warfare 2.
Let’s take a look at the types of complainers in Modern Warfare 2 and figure out: What kind of complainer are you?
Whether it’s the competitive juices, or the way some use exploits to their advantage, there’s always something to bitch about and someone bitching when you’re playing Modern Warfare 2 online.
The Map Whiner (Mhiner) - These guys have it embedded in their DNA that certain maps in MW2 are just bad. Typically, when the party migrates to a new room and the map shows up they’ll either turn on their girly voice to get people to vote for a new map, or simply screech like a beaten puppy until the game starts while saying something like:
“Estate! Oh my gawd, I hate this map… Please vote, please, please, come on peeeeople, vote,vote, vote, vote … .NOOOOOO ! I hate this map WAHHHHHHHH!”
The Noob (insert weapon) whiner - Typically, these anger displacement babies will bitch and moan when they get killed. The WAH WAH siren typically goes off while crying foul over whatever weapon that killed them. BECAUSE IT’S THE WEAPONS FAULT. Then, they’ll deride the weapon as the “noob tube”, or “noob shottie”, or noob whatever, because if THEY died then it must be because some weapon is not properly balanced and NOT because they were stupid. The rant typically continues over and over throughout the night as this whiny little bitch moans about weapons that are in the game and available to everybody.
“Oh mah gawd, someone is using the noob shotties. I can’t wait until they (Infinity Ward) fixes that. It’s so unfair.”
The Game Type Whiner – Typically heard in the lobbies during Ground War, these whiners will usually start sobbing like two year olds whenever a game type appears that they don’t like, even though THEY PICKED THAT LOBBY. Much like the “Mhiner” (see above) these adolescent schoolgirls will bawl, beg and plead with their match mates to vote out of that particular gametype. High pitched wails usually follow when the party does vote out of the gametype, only to be matched up with another of the same game type immediately afterward, but with no option to vote it off.
“Team Deathmatch again! Oh mah gawd. They should call it Team Getshotintheback instead.”
The Camper Complainers (camplainers) - these guys bitch when they get shot by some jerk off that sits in a corner for 20 minutes on a far side of the map that isn’t near anything in particular, just to get kills, especially during an objective based gametype.
Actually I don’t have a problem with these complainers, because campers deserve to die in a fire.
The “I’m not going to play MW2 anymore” whiners (Eeyores for short) – Eeyore was the sad donkey from the Winnie the Pooh books that was constantly depressed and felt sorry for itself perpetually. The same could be said of the eeyores in MW2 that typically whine about one or more of the issues above, sprinkle a little bitch session about the matchmaking and then publically declare that they’re “Not going to play Modern Warfare 2 anymore because it’s BROKEN.”
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