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Re: Re: Re: Re: The worst thing you got for Christmas
12/25/10 9:52 pm | #16
Quote by Melissa Evol:
Quote by AJ:
...aren't you still in your 20's?
Now you're my favorite person in the entire world forever!!!!
Whoa whoa whoa... Whoa. Whoa. I wasn't before?!
Re: The worst thing you got for Christmas
12/25/10 10:25 pm | #17
My all-time worst gift was a bottle of that nasty-ass BOD body spray shit. I think it was in one of the grab-bag-like presents my step-grandmother handed out one year. They were always full of random shit we never wanted like BOD spray and horse calendars. God bless her though, she tried.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: The worst thing you got for Christmas
12/25/10 10:31 pm | #18
Quote by Melissa Evol:
Quote by Mo the Surfer:
I hope you smacked him.
Well no, because he thought he was being generous. I was pregnant with my daughter, and he told me I was peeing too much since I had to use toilet paper when I did. He thought I was using too much. I argued that that's part of pregnancy, and he said that since I was just essentially an incubator, and not working to make the money that paid for toilet paper, it was his toilet paper and he would ration it. After that he took it to work with him, leaving a few squares when he left. So for Christmas, I got a WHOLE ROLL all to myself.
I continued to use his towel... he also thought washing towels after every use was a waste of money.
And no, that's not even why he's the "EX" first husband.
Wait, wait, wait....he took the TP with him to work so you couldn't use it??
That's a malfunction.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: The worst thing you got for Christmas
12/25/10 10:50 pm | #20
Quote by AJ:
Quote by Melissa Evol:
Now you're my favorite person in the entire world forever!!!!
Whoa whoa whoa... Whoa. Whoa. I wasn't before?!
no aj, i was. duhh!
ider my worst present honestly...
Re: The worst thing you got for Christmas
12/25/10 11:20 pm | #21
An empty card, never ceases to piss me off getting an empty card at least once on a yearly basis...
Re: Re: The worst thing you got for Christmas
12/26/10 10:00 am | #23
Quote by Melissa Evol:
LOL What can I say? I could really pick em in my 20s!
The hilarity of his argument aside, you could just learn to run some water over your junk after peeing instead of constantly wiping & flushing. It actually does end up wasting a lot of water and TP, but that's on a big scale so I'm not trying to accuse you of anything.
Re: Re: Re: The worst thing you got for Christmas
12/26/10 10:19 am | #24
Quote by Meta:
Quote by Melissa Evol:
LOL What can I say? I could really pick em in my 20s!
The hilarity of his argument aside, you could just learn to run some water over your junk after peeing instead of constantly wiping & flushing. It actually does end up wasting a lot of water and TP, but that's on a big scale so I'm not trying to accuse you of anything.
Whoa...you were married to Meta???
Meta, for Christmas you gave her a roll of TP??
Re: The worst thing you got for Christmas
12/26/10 3:36 pm | #29
an empty card and a baby on the way.....possibly
Re: The worst thing you got for Christmas
12/26/10 5:41 pm | #30
This year Call of Duty Waw for ds still only ten bucks so I decided to keep it and a couple years back my aunt gave me a book of crossword puzzles and an old American Eagle Jacket
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